Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.

What if Bleach IS just a show? So what goes on behind the scenes anyways? Scandalously funny

Discovering love is no cake walk for Seras. Relationships, romance, confusion, and lust. A sex-starved mass of Hellsing and Millennium operatives are after her. Oh let's not forget the Vatican! Her heart and her virginity are on the line, and it's every man for himself. Will Alucard claim both prizes, or will someone else beat him to them? AXS. Currently under revision!

Remastered version of this story is up! I dropped the Devastating consequences title. the remastered version is (Becoming Vasto Lorde Remastered )Thank you! FOR ALL THE SUPPORT! Disclaimer: I do not own bleach. please review the remastered version. i would love input!

Two years after Instrumentality's end, Shinji investigates phantom sightings of Rei, and a malevolent force starts driving humans back to the sea. DISCONTINUED and rewritten as "The Second Coming".

Tokiomi summons a red Archer for the Fourth War. - Chapter 12: Interrogations, infodumps, and expositions.

Wizard Marshall Zelretch has an idea, this rarely bodes well for anyone. His idea? Dump a post-UBW Shirou Emiya off in the Soul Calibur universe with an Emiya Clan Magic Crest tacked onto his right hand. This is going to be an amusing Tale of Souls, Swords and...! Comedy and a harem. M for safety,

In the end, man grew proud. That which shouted I AM brought ruin. But man is not alone in its hubris. As the children of the White Egg descend upon the Fortress City, the game begins two years late. Destiny, what was to be, has become muddled and unreliable. And it is not only Man who can adapt.

Gendo is old. WAFF, Humour. One-shot.

Have you ever wondered what BLEACH would be like if Kubo-sama saw "Hot Fuzz" before he wrote it? Well, I did, and this is what I came up with. Major crack, no point what-so-ever! Updates at least once every month. ON WITH THE CRACK!

Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?

The King of Heroes is bored, and all the world is his for enjoyment, as long as fakers and mongrels don't ruin his fun. A Carnival Phantasm-esque story from the perspective of Gilgamesh as he enjoys everyday life.

With Aizen's plans foiled in Karakura, Ichigo and his friends are called to investigate strange happenings in nearby Fuyuki City. Hang on, what the heck are Magi? And who's that woman who's calling Ichigo "Master?" AU after chapter 389 of BLEACH

Surviving the Winter War was easy, all things considered. Trying to hide from the Seireitei by masquerading as a human and surviving having a Grade-A moron for a roommate? Not so much... Ch. 38: Three Months **COMPLETE**

After everything that's happened in his life, there's one thing that everyone seems to have forgotten. Ichigo is human. And when a human dies, where do they go?

when she is force to flee hellsing by Integra, Seras supposed she should have taken into account that her cousins family was beyond weird as it was before adding a vampire to the mix. Hellsing/Bleach. DEAD

An old AU Caster/Shirou fanfic I started based on an idea for an unwritten path in the series. What if Shirou was the one to meet Caster instead of Souichirou?

Shirou broke Heaven's Feel by accidentally summoning six servants.

After suffering heavy losses, Hellsing is forced to recruit from other anime to bolster its ranks. These are their stories. I don't take requests.

Rei's causing trouble again... Aunty Naoko's dinner party is only an hour away, and Rei isn't helping with preparations one little bit... What can be done? The first in a series of stories featuring an alternate universe with Rei, Shinji, Gendo and Yui.

Shirou was adopted into the Emiya-Einzbern family. They're different from what he expected, but... he can't complain. Most of the time, anyway.

What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.

Just what does Alucard do in his free time? Rated because of my dirty mouth

Once again, Hogwarts has lost a Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. Until they can find a permanent replacement, a certain organization is happy to lend them a substitute.

When one has a mansion, one must also have a maid. "So do I get a sexy uniform, or what?"

Based on the quote: "In Act IV, Tyrael will resurrect your Hireling but he will charge you. What does he do with that gold? Angels got to pay the bills too." Takes place between Act II and IV in Diablo II: Lord of Destruction.

Chapter XVI uploaded. FFVII crossover. Seras wants her Master back. Traveling through the multiverse, she hears of a gunslinger in red and black, wielding a huge gun. Sound familiar? Dashes now removed by popular demand.

Omakes for the Evangelion story "Nobody Dies" by Gregg Landsman. Mostly with a Metal Gear twist. Mostly humorous, with a dramatic twist. See my profile for the universal disclaimer. Latest omake: Metal Gear EVA #0-18.

Rin and the gang runs a private detective agency in belfast. their near bankrupt agency is seemingly revived when a magus pays a visit to their office with a request to retrieve EA for a sum of 1M pound. What is the secret behind this? Now in Las vegas.

Halibel sees Ichigo turn into a hollow when Nnoitra blasts a hole in his chest and now calls him sama? read as Ichigo tries to go to school as Halibel and her fracción suddenly start calling him sama, oh the comedy that will ensue, IchiHal.

A Corite summoner survives the massacre of her company. Her savior is one she did not expect.

The most retarded Holy Grail War in history. And nobody even bothered to count which one it is! No Masters or Servants were hurt in the writing of this fic... at least, not TOO badly. Please review.