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Joined 10-28-13, id: 5271054, Profile Updated: 02-02-14
Author has written 1 story for Mortal Instruments.

Favourite colour - lime green

Favourite band - Imagine Dragons

Favourite singer - Rihanna

Favourite animal - Indian elephant

Favourite food - Dairy Milk nut chocolate bar

Favourite movies

- The Hunger Games

- The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

- The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Favourite book series

- The Divergent trilogy - although I hate end of Allegiant

- The Hunger Games trilogy

- The Mortal Instruments series

- The Infernal Devices trilogy

- The Bane Chronicles

- Delirium trilogy

- Vampire Academy series

Religion - Christianity

Home county - England, Britain

Sports - netball

- running

Dislikes:

- the words crazy, mental, mad, looney, hyper

- crying

- needles and other pointy objects

- spiders

- ponchos

- the sound of nails down a chalkboard - I can hear it now arrghhh!!

- heights

- homework

- other people's feet

- sneezing

- the dark

- tight, closed spaces - I can't even go into elevators, it's tiring walking up and down stairs all the time

- the sound of styrofoam rubbing

- dogs - I was attacked by one

- noisy eaters

- turtlenecks

- people who think they're better than everyone else

- people who say they're fearless - no one's fearless so what're they hiding?

- conspiracy theories

- operas

- mushrooms

- bad/ ugly presents from family/ friends

- blushing

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I'm a GOTH so I must be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

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New and Old Rituals by Catherinelol01 reviews
Tessa is the new girl at The Institute Boarding School. When she meets Will, the two don'y quite get along. What happens when a small bond has been created between Tessa and Will as they both withhold secrets about their dark past? Will new rituals be made...not only each other but also within themselves?
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,324 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Tessa G., Will H.
The Perks of Being a Heartbreaker by 5678Life reviews
Isabelle Lightwood and Jace Wayland are the two most infamous heartbreakers in their senior class-but it hasn't always been that way. Now in their final year, a bet is on the table that is sure to change everything. Will their motivation to win help them see their faults or just make everything a total disaster? Uncover their past and discover their future, this is their year. AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,878 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L.
Institute Prep by Violet1996 reviews
Tessa has recently been accepted into the world famous Institute Prep School in London. She is slated to spend the next three years in London, and finds that life at Institute can be a little hectic.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,291 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Tessa G., Will H., Jem C., Cecily H.
Where Beauty Lies by booklover484 reviews
Clarissa Fray is an outcast at Goode High, to everyone else she's an horrific overweight nerd. But what happens when the school year starts again and Jace Herondale, the hot new student who is the son of famous actors, arrives with an arm wrapped around this beautiful girl with fiery red princess curls and beautiful green eyes? Who is she? Why does she look just like Clarissa Fray?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,221 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Chessboard by candycop99 reviews
Clary has been bullied for almost her whole life. When Clary moves her Freshman Year, she changes big time. She then comes back Senior Year to take revenge on those who bullied her. Everyone is shocked to see that the nerdy Clary that left, did not come back. With that, Clary begins her game. "It's like chess, but with people." Clace eventually. T for language.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
Song basher by maraudergirl68448 reviews
Clary is an anonymous song basher that changes lyrics to popular songs and uploads them to YouTube. Jace becomes a fan of her song bashes and soon meets the red head, but will he discover her secret hobby? Rated T for language and sexual mentions in parodys used. Disclaimer: I don't own the mortal Instruments or any parodies used!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Institute by OneManParade reviews
Shadow Hunting Free - Clary is a schizophrenic girl who finds herself in the wrong place at the wrong time. She is forced to spend her summer at a correctional facility for troubled teens. The Institute. Here, you see all the characters from the shadowhunter world in a completely mundane way. Most of them keep their character strengths and flaws, though some are entirely different.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L.
If Valentine were Good by Wisterian Princess reviews
Clary Morgenstern is a talented Shadowhunter, as well as her brother, Jonathan. The Morgensterns are an important family in the nephilim world, and they live in Idris, but Clary has never left home. One day, Clary gets offered the opportunity to live in New York with her parents' good friends, the Lightwoods, and meets Isabelle, Alec and Jace. (Written before City of Heavenly Fire)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 91,861 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] [Isabelle L., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.] - Complete
It Happened One Night by welivebreathewords reviews
Tessa and Will met on a party and spent a drunken night together. They both try to forget it, but things get complicated when a certain blue eyed boy moves just across the street...
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,357 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Tessa G., Will H.
Sweet Simplicity by foolishmundanes reviews
Tessa Gray's life is complicated enough. But it only gets worse when her snobbish father forces her to attend a prestigious boarding school called The Institute, where she soon meets the infuriating Will Herondale, who takes a sudden interest in her. Just her luck, practically the whole school's in love with him—but she won't let herself fall, no matter how difficult the task.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,311 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Tessa G., Will H.
Secrets, Literacy and Sydney Carton by kaitam reviews
Tessa is "Lucie Manette" - a radio show host that is much loved by the population of London, but no one knows that she is. The secrets intertwined with her life always keeps things interesting - especially William Herondale and James Carstairs, two boys that Tessa loves. When someone starts threatening Tessa, what's going to happen? Her secrets? Her love? This is only the start.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,290 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Tessa G., Will H., Jem C., Cecily H. - Complete
Better Than Revenge reviews
Modern day, no shadowhunters, high school. Jace broke Clary's heart before she moved but now she's back and wants revenge. She's got a new look and a new heart. But what happens when Jace gets feelings for Clary?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,330 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.