Orihara Izaya would never reveal that he was frequently tortured by nightmares. Nor would he reveal the cause of said nightmares. This was his secret which he kept hidden deep inside himself. (Warning: contains non-con and graphic violence)

The rift between the Vampire Council and the Hunters' Association is getting larger; and Zero, a professional hunter, was sent to a school in the north as a spy to monitor vampire activities. How will things turn out if the so-called hunter spy suddenly found himself turned into a vampire? Yaoi. KanameXZero.

Halloween Special! AU Story of Vampire Izaya and Priest/Vampire Hunter Shizuo! In which Shizuo accidentally makes a blood contract, binding the vampire to him as his servant. But Izaya refuses to be tamed that easily.

Rajin High students are on a class field trip to a ski resort in the mountains. Shizuo starts to experience some strange dreams involving a certain flea, and Izaya continues to get on Shizuo's last nerve, only trying to get closer to his favourite monster. Shinra's making sexual innuendos and Erika can't keep her mouth shut. Shizaya/rated M for sexual content, violence and language

AU: Akise Aru knew death was inevitable, but that wouldn't stop him from trying to prevent it. He would live the same day over and over again if it meant he could save the one person he loved most. Yukise.

Life isn't easy when you're an immortal creature of myth, but Alfred F. Jones has been doing it for 251 years. Then, while visiting London, he runs into a human who throws him for a loop-Arthur Kirkland, the first person to ever resist Alfred's charms. Instead of forgetting about Arthur, Alfred becomes determined to win the Brit's heart. Rated: MA Birthday present for Foofie88

Shizuo Heiwajima wird vom einen auf den anderen Tag aus seiner Wohnung geschmissen. Nur ein schlechter Scherz seines Vermieters oder steckt da doch noch mehr hinter? Dem blonden Mann blieb nicht viel übrig, als sich an Ikebukuros besten Informanten zu wenden. Doch Izaya scheint noch viel mehr in dieser ganzen Sache verstrickt zu sein, als er bisher geglaubt hatte... [Shizaya; T]

Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland have finally graduated high school and are now attending World University as full-fledged college students. Life couldn't be better for the boys; all their dreams are coming true. But there are trials ahead on the road to adulthood that neither teen is prepared for. Sequel to "In the Company of Players." USUK, PruCan, Gerita

After failing to secure a spot on the Harvard Ballroom Dance Team despite his excellent square dancing skills, Alfred teams up with a fellow reject to show them what a country boy and a sarcastic Englishman can do with some swing. USUK. Competitive Dance AU.

Chapter 15: As usual, Alfred has waited until the last minute to find a present for his office gift exchange. Fortunately for him, it seems someone else is in the same predicament... {My collection of USUKUS oneshots. Full list of summaries in chapter one.}

What if you could tell if someone was lying? After an accident, Izaya gains the ability to see lies, which a certain monster happens to be impervious to. Bored with his humans, he decides to toy with the unpredictable man, unaware that Shizuo has secrets of his own. Shizaya

When bookstore owner Arthur Kirkland's shop is robbed, he never expects the police officer sent to help him to be so attractive. Romance and some angst. USUK and light Franada.

Christmas is here at last... No. 6 style! As the days get shorter and colder and heat is harder to come by, Shion forgets about Christmas, but Nezumi doesn't...? A sweet, Christmas-themed story. Rated T cuz I'm paranoid(aren't we all?)! Nezushi shipped here 100%! Don't like yaoi, don't read yaoi, don't yell at me for writing yaoi! LET'S ALL BE HAPPY READING WHAT WE LIKE! :D

Izaya never met Shinra, and he's the perfect model student in Raijin High – in contrast to his best friend Heiwajima Shizuo, Raijin High's most infamous delinquent. Yet their peace is disrupted by fate's other plans. Shizaya Raijin High slight AU.

"Of all the people I could've gotten stuck in an elevator with and it had to be you."

Alfred F. Jones is best athlete at the World Academy. Arthur Kirkland is the star of the Drama Club. When Alfred runs into the predicament of needing more extra-curricular activities, he ends up stepping on some toes. When the handsome jock meets the reigning king of the stage, will sparks fly for romance, or result in bitter enmity? HS AU

As an ice cream shop worker, Arthur is used to seeing excited young children happily visiting. But what he is not used to seeing is an excited man, attractive as they come, and around his age, happily visiting. The catch to this walking hunk of perfection? Obnoxiousness, idiocy, classic American pigheadedness, and his strange desire to be surprised. USUK Oneshot

Matthew is a psychiatrist in a hospital psych ward. All day he deals with the insane, and he believes he's seen everything. When Gilbert- a man with an alternate personality who believes he's the king of the long-abolished Prussia- is forcibly admitted, he's proven wrong.

Izaya is the first born son of the leader of the tribe of archers. Shizuo is the first born son of the tribe known for their strength and brute force. The two tribes are enemies but when a threat of war looms over their heads, it is decided that Izaya and Shizuo will be married to unite the tribes, against their wishes. Shizaya! Side pairing of MikadoxKida. Rated for a reason! R&R

It was very different, in a sense, to not have to fear for his life or the safety of those close to him every passing moment. It was nice, almost pleasurable. But Kaneki had forgotten what pleasure felt like, so he couldn't be entirely sure. He wondered how long it would last. [AU in which Hide and Kaneki have never met and ghouls are slowly and painfully integrating into society.]

What if Code Geass was being shot by the people named in it? What if their personalities are quiet different than from what we know? Know what happens behind the scenes!

Izaya blackmails Shizuo to go to the amusement park with him on a date he'll never forget. Shizaya and canon pairings.

Over the past decade, Orihara Izaya and Heiwajima Shizuo's lives have become heavily intertwined with one another; that much is fact. Shizuo has always been unpredictable in Izaya's eyes, however the last thing Izaya expected was for ruining his life to turn into getting along - for the most part. / attempted rewrite; old & discontinued, reading this is not worth your time

Mikado is being raised by his mother after his father leaves them after he's born. After his mother dies in a car crash he is left at an orphanage. Shizuo and Izaya are a married couple looking to adopt when they find Mikado. This is going to be a series of drabbles of them raising little Mikado.

Izaya is a Junior in high school when he is sent to a Psychiatric hospital for being "broken" and "useless". Refusing to talk to anyone, how will he hold with his roommate, Shizuo, and everyone around him. AU, Shizaya

Alfred F. Jones, as an All-American, American-born, American-raised teenager, is not very well versed in the complex art-form of British slang words. So when Arthur Kirkland, his good friend and very British classmate, asks casually if he fancies anyone, Alfred responds with something not entirely correct, but still earnest and adorable. Highschool!AU USUK Oneshot

A series of cute little one-shots involving various Hetalia couples as they meet, interact and fall for each other at Disney World. After all, there is nowhere else on earth as enchanted as the Magic Kingdom...what better place to fall in love? Multiple pairings. USUK, Prucan, Gerita, Spamano, Sufin, Giripan, etc...

Iceland never found other humans all that attractive. Refrigerators, on the other hand? Drop dead gorgeous. As the Nordic nations gather around a campfire one night, Iceland tells the fantastic tale of how he and his beloved first met. A short fic on the crazy crack ship IcelandxFridge.

Nezumi attempts to teach Shion how to drive a car. Rikiga and Inukashi tag along and cause mayhem. And everything that can go wrong, does. AU.

Alfred and Arthur are stuck as lab partners in the world's most horrifying class: AP Chemistry

In which Shion doesn't know how to plan road trips, and Nezumi is a Shakespeare snob. AU

Warning: Graphic depictions of violence. Dub-con. In an alternate universe, a nation resembling feudal Japan, cut off from the rest of the world, gets attacked by modern type troops. Izaya is a citizen who gets captured in their overwhelming first attack, while Shizuo is a front-line soldier. Yaoi.

Alfred and Arthur are strictly platonic, no-homo friends. Which would be perfectly fine if Alfred wasn't so painfully head over heals for his British pal. One night, after an action movie at the theater, Alfred can no longer bear his one-sided feelings, and decides to do something about it. But how will straight Arthur react? USUK, 2-shot

Kaneki makes the startling realization that he and his best friend have been acting less like friends and more like boyfriends for the better part of a year. Hide has known he was going to spend the rest of his life with Kaneki since they first met. [Canon Divergence. HideKane. One-shot.]

Nineteen year old Izaya is sentenced to two years in Ikebukuro prison. He plans on serving his time quietly, without getting in anyone's way, but that seems impossible with the most feared prisoner, Shizuo Heiwajima as his cellmate and the metal doors of their cell locked tight at night. Fluffiness guaranteed! Rating might go up! R&R please!

Shizuo is introduced to Shinra's new roommate in an unexpected way of meeting. Uni!Shizaya

Arthur Kirkland has been working as a shop assistant for 2 years. His days are boring and repetitive but he by no means hates his job; he appreciates the uneventful work he chose. That is however until a certain tall, overly happy American happens to walk into the shop, breaking his peace and quiet. Will this American ever leave him alone? Or is this just what Arthur needs?

Shizuo comes to university one day to find that an idiot boy has decided to sit in the chair that had been his for the last two months. Needless to say, this doesn't bode well with Shizuo...or his short temper. Shizaya. College AU. Inspired by a random tumblr post I can't be bothered to find.

USUK. "An oath." Alfred put out his palm. "Swear yourself to me, Arthur, and I to you." Fourth of July fic with a hint of Sweet Devil. In two parts.

AU - Shizuo has his hands full with the seven children he looks after at KinderCare Daycare; even more so with an unexpected guest and the flirty little assistant who always insists on grabbing his behind. Rating may go up.

A collection of Nezumi x Shion drabbles based on a question asked before the story. Some drabbles will be AU and some not. Enjoy these cuties and what ever random stuff I end up writing. Rated T for language and slight suggestive themes.

Shizuo decides to try out doing a chat room with Celty, including some people he's never heard of. He gets tired of it after a few days; until one certain character with the name of Kanra takes his interest.

Shinra is up to mischief as he tries to get Shizuo and Izaya to get along however his approach will also provide him with loads of entertainment. Contains Shizaya!

As a reaper his job is to harvest a soul and not to fall in love in the remaining 97 days with a blind raven.

Because after being purposely led into the path of a three ton truck your arch-enemy, getting hit and ending up in a coma for about a month, it's perfectly acceptable to go on a date with said arch-enemy.

Izaya is bored at Shizuo's house, so he decides to make puns based on Shizuo's name. This is purely fluff btw.

A collection of one-shots and song fics. Some smut, some fluff, maybe even some crack.

The last place Arthur wanted to spend his Saturday was in A&E with Allistor, of all people. That is, until a certain Alpha makes it worth his while. Omegaverse!USUK.

Shizaya AU. Izaya is a king, Shizuo is an outlaw due to a reward lingering on his head for Izaya's fault. One day, Shizuo manages to kidnap him and shut him in the dungeon of the rundown castle where he lives. Warnings: Gangbang attempt, smut.

Izaya woke up one morning on the wrong bed, half naked, body full of scratches, with a throbbing headache and he cannot remember anything that happened last night. Shizuo helps him tho.

The first impressions that Shizuo and Izaya left on each other were terrible to say the best. However, an unexpected force (According to the two men, it's the scariest thing in the world. To other people, it's an adorable toddler in a pink bunny jacket) forces them to reanalyze their status and maybe, just maybe, give them a second chance at their relationship.

Izaya loses his memory and Shizuo is involved. Shizaya

Saiko Yonebayashi wants to know who Maman is meeting in secret! So she works with Chie Hori to find out! Or the one where Hide is alive and Saiko calls him Papa! And he's a couple with Sasaki even if Haise Sasaki has no idea who he was haha!HideSasaki Fluff and an cute Saiko stalking them Rated T because of cursing.

Tap dancer Alfred is forced to partner up with ballet dancer Arthur to dance one of the most romantic dances of all time against his will.

On the day he's meant to meet his soulmate, Alfred F. Jones completely forgets

Professor Kirkland hates Alfred F. Jones for reasons only time can explain. Written for USUK Sweethearts Week. Pottertalia!USUK.

Arthur can't decide if Alfred's cat, Hero, is actually a hero or just a menace. Either way, he's responsible for getting Arthur's cat pregnant and Arthur is not best pleased. Written for USUK Sweethearts Week. Nekotalia and Omegaverse!USUK.

Captain Kirkland had it all: fame, fortune and the loyalty of an honest crew. As honest as a group of pirates could be, of course. There was absolutely nothing the captain couldn't get his hands on, nothing beyond his control. ...until he met Alfred Jones.

"He's changed Shizuo, I can tell." The blonde scoffed, "He's also a pathological liar." Set after the ending of Durarara! Izaya finally returns to Ikebukuro after disappearing for months with a new attitude, claiming to have changed for the better. It seems as if everyone has fallen for the act but Shizuo.

If anyone asked, Arthur would adamantly deny that he watched any of those silly soul mate clock reality shows. But even he couldn't resist watching the handsome American on the show featuring gay men from across the world with timers that were all set for the same date as Arthur's—Valentine's Day. USUK.

Alfred and Arthur were famous throughout the school for not getting along. Even though the two history teachers and had to set an example for the students, they still ended up resorting to petty pranks and arguments. For some reason, the two always found something to argue about or a new way to rile the other up. But perhaps there's a deeper meaning to the pranks and insults… USUK!

AU: Akise Aru had come every day to visit him, every day to see the one person he loved most... in an asylum. Yukise. Rating subject to rise.

After decades of conflict over territory, two opposing werewolf packs agree that a bond between their heirs is the best way to ensure harmony amongst them. However, the heirs in question, Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland, aren't at all pleased with the idea. Werewolf/Omegaverse!USUK.

Plans with Arthur are always top priority in Alfred's book, but today's a bit different - because making out with your best friend is definitely the best way to break up a fight, right? USUK.

Next time, Alfred vowed, he would at least ask for their name. Next time, Alfred swore, he wouldn't bed his boss.

Even after 5 years, Izaya struggles to put his break up with Shizuo behind him. His already damaged life starts to get even more complicated when Shizuo comes back and Izaya finds himself becoming his ex's boss. Shizaya. AU.

Prince Alfred couldn't help but feel like his life was ending with the arrival of his 21st birthday. Because then, he will be betrothed to the most "perfect" wife. A lady who already knows every single detail about him: likes, dislikes, everything! But what could he do? His father won't even listen and it was already his birthday! USUK! AU

Alfred's a jock and Arthur's a punk and neither of them think that mix would go particularly well. When the chance arises, however, the boys strike a deal for a little test run. Rated: MA

The adventures and mishaps of the actors of the Shingeki no Kyojin anime when they're off the set. An actor-AU.

The Queen of Spades was an unmoving, untouchable work of art with skin made of glass and a heart of frost. No one could love a Queen. Especially not the infamous Scowling Queen. But Sir Alfred Jones wishes to make Arthur Kirkland smile, the only trouble is, no man except the King is permitted to go near this Queen. Cardverse!USUK.

or, the cons of your best friend finding out that you and your coworkers are flesh-eating monsters. —some innuendo

After 1989, Gilbert Beilschmidt went missing. Years later, his brother Germany goes on a search for him. Could it be that Izaya Orihara holds the key to finding the lost nation of Prussia? Based on the idea that Izaya is Prussia. Shizaya later on. Rating boosted to M after Chapter 20.

Arthur was a passionate member of the Equal Rights for Omegas (ERO) movement and thus actively sought to repel any Alpha who dared to step too close to him. Of course, it had to be Alfred F. Jones who stepped. Omegaverse!USUK.

Alfred, ruler of the Kingdom of Spades, is about to be married. Yet we find our hero hiding in a closet with a pile of hamburgers. Cardverse!AU.

Epilogue to The King of Slytherin

This time something is different. Akise has met Yukiteru before Yuno! How can this change the future… a lot is the answer to that question. Yuno now finds it harder to gain Yukiteru's trust. Akise has more to be wary of her and Yukiteru has more to worry about. Not to mention the mysterious person leaking information to members of the game... BL don't like, don't read

Arthur's been there, waiting for Alfred to kiss him the entire time. Written for USUK Exchange 2013. USUK.

Alfred hadn't been aware at the time, however, of the disastrous combination of an intoxicated Arthur and a heady atmosphere. "Listen Arthur, just because some tall and dark stranger smiles at you doesn't mean that you have to latch yourself onto him. Hell, he's probably in his twenties!"

Alfred joins the on-campus gardening committee. Something begins to bloom, but it may have less to do with tomatoes and more to do with the gardening committee's president, Arthur. [US/UK. college au]

Only an American could be so indecent... and look that good naked. USUK.

"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK

Yukiteru is a young boy living an average life. that is, until his friends and he explore an abandon temple and free the soul of a long dead young boy names Akise Aru. Now his life is turned upside down as an ancient curse gifts him with powers both bad and good. Yukiteru's P-O-V, YukkixGhost!Akise, mostly nonpsycho!Yuno until later chapters. T for now. i own nothing.

Arthur didn't really expect for his first kiss and his first love to be a.. uh... 3 layers of snowballs anyone? Christmasfic!AU

All humans are born with a biological clock that counts down to the time to when they meet their soul mate. When Alfred's counts down to zero and he doesn't find his soul mate, he worries something's not right.

Alfred looked at them, keeping quiet, his chest tightening; he wanted something like that, why was it so difficult? Shouldn't love just bloom, just like those flowers did? (Human!AU, USUK/ Slight Giripan) / (T-Rated just to be safe!) - Prompt "Cherry Blossom"

Here in the walled-off pleasure district of Edo, the last thing Commander Arthur Kirkland of the Royal Navy had expected to find was a golden-haired American in Japanese robes, an elite entertainer with a strange and supernatural clientele. Even more surprising is the powerful connection Arthur feels to this man whom he doesn't even know.

Glasses made him cute, but that's not the only reason I like him... Yoshiki x Satoshi.

Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU

It started two months ago. Shinjuku's best informat has been paying a visit to his supposedly worst enemy. Orihara Izaya would sneak into the apartment of the strongest man in Ikebukuro and stay there to bug the blond. He'd never admit it, but he actually liked his Shizu-chan's company...maybe more than he thinks.

Arthur and Alfred's dogs have a brilliant plan to bring the two together. USUK. Oneshot. Based on the opening scene of Disney's 101 Dalmatians.

He wasn't sure but if he has to guess. He's in love. And that's not he liquor talking. BL. Yoshiki x Satoshi. EDITED. FIXED SOME SPELLING/GRAMMAR ERRORS WITH MAYBE A FEW NEW ERRORS PRESENT DUE TO SOME NEW CONTENT. OMAKE ADDED.

Omegas have no one once society and their mates abandoned them. That's why Alfred wants to help and be their therapist. Only, he ends up falling in love with one of his patients. (Warnings: Omegaverse, Alpha!Alfred/Omega!Arthur, Cat AU (not nekotalia).)

Izaya has been tracking a vampire named Shizuo for over two years, but when he turns out to be the vampire's mate... well, who can say what will happen? Shizaya, Vamp!Shizuo... no sparkles.

Satoshi had a really bad day and Yoshiki is not really helping.

He knew he wasn't insane. He couldn't be. He knew the voice by name, even though the name had never been spoken to him. He simply knew the name without ever asking. And after doing some research, he was able to match the name he knew to a known supernatural entity. Saika. Eventual Shizaya.

Two princes, Alfred and Arthur, become rivals on their quest to find a magical, wish-granting princess. Alfred is looking to his curse, and Arthur just wants his family's acceptance. But once the two princes are forced to start traveling together and get to know each other thanks to some help from their noble steeds suddenly their old wishes don't seem so important anymore.

Alfred asks the looming question about his roommate that's been bugging him for weeks now; "Artie, are you a virgin?" let's just say, things get a little awkward between the pair. One-shot, AU. UsUk. Rated T for Arthur's mouth, and Alfred's... skill...

Francis is having a hard time coaxing a decent love scene from his leading actors, but Alfred and Arthur manage to deliver a better take than he'd hoped for when left to their own direction. USUK, AU, old KM de-anon

AU. Arthur Kirkland is a reluctant rockstar with an exhibitionist stage persona. Alfred Jones is a fan who doesn't realise that he just met his idol. Under unlikely circumstances they become more than friends, but will Arthur's lies destroy it all?

Introduced at first to Arthur as his monthly sacrifice, Alfred was told that he was to be ruined. But what sort of relationship could blossom out of the depths of such a bloody contract?

He hasn't heard from England in a while and America is worried. He goes to check up on his friend and meets someone he never expected to see: teenage England. Which is awesome and all, but can teen!Iggy really replace HIS England?

AU; In which Arthur is stranded in a London airport on Christmas Eve and learns a valuable lesson: sometimes it's best to let that handsome stranger with blond hair and blue blue eyes take the empty seat next to yours. He might just change your life.

Arthur might not hate summer as much as he used to anymore.

USUK. Arthur moves into a quiet American suburb with the intention of starting a new, calmer chapter of his life. It doesn't take long for him to meet Alfred, one of his new neighbors. Little does he know that this is a place where romance can bloom.

UKUS/colonial!AU: "I want for nothing that has been dictated by society – how frightfully boring to be told what is and is not to be done." Arthur kissed Alfred's hand. "No, this is perfect as it is."

Shizuo isn't exactly sure how he got into this situation, but he's positive that it's Izaya's fault.

In which Erika explains yaoi, places a bet, and gets a nosebleed. Izaya and Shizuo have…fun and are spied upon while doing so. Mikado is thoroughly embarrassed, Masaomi gets ideas, and Walker laughs his ass off.

AU. Suzaku always knew that Lloyd was eccentric, but he never expected Lloyd to build a time machine, let alone one that worked. Nor did he expect to be transported eighteen years into the past and meet the infamous Demon King. Base on Back to the Future.

It's not just the nations that lead bad-ass lives. Background USUK, oneshot, insanely fluffy.

AU. UsUk. A pirate who saw nothing but the future, a naval captain who felt nothing but resentment.The only thing the two have in common was the bittersweet childhood in which they shared. Years later, Alfred is finally able to exact his revenge.

Shion screams in the rain to conjure up a long-lost friend, waltzes across a room with the one he loves and savours every moment he spends in his arms. Post-series reunion, Nezumi/Shion.

America and England are in the middle of a two-month vacation in Nowhere, Iowa for a chance to get away. And, of course, to have sex undisturbed. deanon from kink meme. Prompt was "sex with a comfortable and happy atmosphere," so yes.

When the universe is dead-set on getting a laugh, all it has to do is throw two self-proclaimed straight guys into homo-erotic situations every time they meet. Seems simple enough… but a total pain in the ass! No pun intended.

It's summer, which means it's time for Alfred to bounce around from boyfriend to boyfriend, completely unaware of what's right in front of him. Not that Arthur cares, because they're just friends.

Bored as hell in class, Izaya decides to entertain Shizuo by passing him little notes. Written for kinkmeme.

Arthur attends Camp Hetalia and grudgingly becomes friends with the obnoxious Alfred F. Jones. Then gets a crush on him, because he just can't help it. Written for the Summer Camp event on the USUK community over on LiveJournal. Human names used.

The cast of Durarara gets facebook. Warning: Hints of yaoi. Rated for Shizu-chan's potty mouth, and Izaya's trolling.

England proves that he can be a hero, even if it's in the smallest of ways.

While he hated and resented it, Arthur Kirkland was going about his life just fine. That is, until he gets attacked by aliens and is saved by the mysterious Doctor. Features Doctor!America and Companion!England

When Japan locks England and America in a closet together, they are not pleased. When the temperature suddenly drops down to 20 degrees, they are very upset. Cue America's hero complex kicking in to warm England up. *USUK, Oneshot*

Every couple of decades, one of America's bosses would get this idea in their head that their nation wasn't representing himself like he should. Cue the matchmaking. Too bad America has some odd standards...and even odder ways to weed out the weak.

Alfred and Arthur meet in an airport while both of their flights are delayed. Awkwardness ensues.

AU. One day Arthur receives the strangest miscall of his life from an American named Alfred. He doesn't think too much about it...until he calls back the next day.

It was a strange way to spend a vacation, but for some reason- this place, this ranch so far from any city, was a wonderful, albeit unique, place for England to relax. Well, outside fretting over America's entry in a rodeo, that is. USUK

A Simple Ghost Story epilogue. Life is an experience you must live, especially if you've been dead for a hundred years. 10 snippets of Arthur and Alfred's life. Non-linear; USUK, some Prussia/Hungary, Canada/Ukraine.

Just the same old story; boy meets ghost, boy falls for ghost, the rest is simple. No matter what Alfred thinks.

America catches England talking to fairies and, fed up, England dares him to confront one of his own native creatures. America decides to run with it since it doesn't exist. There's also camping.

A better, re-written version. Damn poisonous plants...

Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK

"If there is anything more unnerving than seeing a female version of Izaya, Shizuo would definitely say it is seeing a female version of himself."-crack fic, oneshot-

England fumed. France smiled. "Since it is obvious you are head over heals crushing on young Amérique, I shall leave you to your attempts at romanticizing our sweet idiote hero."

AU. Alfred receives a message from his English lover. In return, Arthur receives one from America. Warnings for fluff, so much fluff...

An office AU Hetalia fic, featuring Arthur and Alfred. Arthur Kirkland, Head of Strategic Division, found how his life changed the moment he met his new personal assistant, Alfred F. Jones.

America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.

Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.

Gakuen-verse, written for xdiamondwings on LJ. Alfred likes to watch the student council president in the library, and people start to take notice.

For the kink meme. While helping France clean out his closet, America finds and decides to keep England's old pirate hat. But America finds that he's gotten more than he bargained for when the real thing turns up looking for his hat. England/America.

Follow Alfred's and Arthur's messages as their relationship develops over time. AU. — US/UK.

Alfred/Arthur 20 Truths format. If Arthur and Alfred were just ordinary people in the present day- it's one way they could've met.

An America/England fic. The first time they kissed, it was an accident. The second time they kissed, it was a mistake. But as one kiss turned into many kisses, could it be possible that accident also turned into habit and mistake into blessing?

Slight AU. It’s Christmas Eve, and Officer Jones is supposed to be off-duty; however, he gets a call he can’t refuse and winds up having a much-needed talk with an old friend. For the USxUK Secret Santa, pure fluff.

Kallen x Lelouch. Nobody likes to apologize. But between psychological warfare, flower bouquets, and Kaguya, this might be taking it to the extreme.

For some reason, America really didn't want England to see him that day. But that doesn't stop England from coming over to see what the problem is. UK/US.

When a certain embarrassing picture is spread around the Order of the Black Knights, Kallen is horrified. Too bad Zero refuses to do anything about it. CRACK. Semi-AU. Kallen x Lelouch.

A SuzaLulu AU crack fic. What if, instead of waging war against Japan, Britannia sought after an alliance by arranging a political marriage between them? What if the two parties involved was Lelouch vi Britannia and Kururugi Suzaku?

Welcome to the first ever Black Knights Christmas party. It could also very well be the last one with the night that Zero is having.