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I'm the girl who uses sarcastic tones, sleeps upside down, eats ice cream out of the tub, and most importantly, I'm the girl who dances in the rain and dreams of falling in love.

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (aww/ :( )

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifters spicieal!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be..?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (DUH!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (well no duh!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (darn it.)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (good to know. we won't let any kids near any.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (duhh!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (O.o)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (good to know.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (and that would be?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.(durrhhh@!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Thanks stupid poeople!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (darn it! xD)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (crushing kid's dreams everywhere)

On Bath Salts Directions: put in water. (thanks! O.O)

On Brownie Mix Directions: preheat oven, mix brownie mix eggs, water and oil, bake, eat (hahahzaa)

I don't want Prince Charming.
I want the guy who probably got kicked out of the castle.
The one who knows exactly what to say to me and always
says everything he wants to. The one who'll sneak up behind
me and grab my waist, because he knows I'll probably
scream like a freak and try swatting him away.
The one who I could spend a whole day arguing with.
The one who doesn't mind when I'm in a mood, he'll just
tease me even more and piss me off until I finally crack a smile.
The guy who'd do anything to see me happy;
who wouldn't mind holding my hand but would
still randomly tackle me to the ground and tickle me.
The type of guy who'd text me in the middle of the day
just to remind me that he loved me. The one who would
probably never bring me flowers, but who wouldn't
mind dancing in the middle of the park and belting out
a song for me. He wouldn't back down from a fight
and would carry on arguing with me until we both
end up laughing like idiots. A guy who would buy me a
huge slab of my favourite chocolate everytime I moan about my weight.
The one who would listen to my endless stories about
my day, wishes and pointless ideas - who'd tease me
but never laugh at my dreams. The one who
would look at me and tell me that I have pretty eyes,
or hug me when I'm too upset to talk.
The guy who would act like a total weirdo
infront of a crowd and make everyone laugh easily.
The guy that isn't perfect, instead he'd be far from it.
He'd be infuriating, cynical, temperamental and
sometimes even moodier than me -
But who would never take advantage of my love.

Jessica Storm

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS
THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE
LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND
SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get
off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy
and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing he says is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Jessica

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jesizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Black Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Rae Kingswood

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Stojeams

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Gray Sprite

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Eoriy

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Lynnette

6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Coco

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

Something More

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

My life would suck without you *So true*

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

My Happy Ending *...*

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Come Clean *Uhhhh...*

4. WHAT IS 2+2?

You're Not Sorry *?*

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Breakaway *?*

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Sticks & Stones *I don't like anyone right now.*

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

How You Love Me Now *Wow.*

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

If No One Will Listen *IDK!*

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Cry *Uhhh..*

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

In a Second *IDK*

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Do You Believe In Magic *Happy Song! :D*

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

No One *I guess..?*

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

So What *I dunnoo..*

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Got Me Going Crazy *WHY IS THAT THERE?!*

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Hot N Cold *Pretty Much!*

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Fearless *Idk.*

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Don't Let Me Stop You *I Guess In An Acciednet...*

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Because of You *A Breakup?*

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

You Belong With Me. *IDK!*

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

If Today Was Your Last Day *That DOES make me cry*

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

I Can Barely Breathe. *Im gonna take that as a yes!*

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Almost Easy *Suicide?*

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Girlfriend *YES!*

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE

If I Cant Have You :?*

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

On The Ride *?*

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Something More *OK THEN*

See what your name means below:

A: hot

B: loves people

C: good kisser

D:makes people giggle

E: Has gorgeous eyes

F: people wild and crazy adore you

G: very outgoing

H: easy to fall in love with

I: loves to laugh and smile

J: is really sweet

K: really silly

L: smile to die for

M: makes dating fun

N: can kick the s* out of u

O: has one of the best personalities ever

P: popular with all types of people

Q: a hypocrite

R: good boyfriend or girlfriend

S: cute

T: very good kisser

U: is very hot

V: not judgmental

W: very broad minded

X: never let people tell you what to do

Y: is loved by everyone

Z: can be funny and dumb at time