Hey computer people. The name is Freakshow3 and I have only 7 fingers at the moment. I lost one in a freak butterfly attack, another during a flood when I had to rip one off to use as an oar and another when I was dared to eat it. My life goal is to live for ever. So far so good!

More about me

I'm currently stranded on an island with only a kazoo and 10 paper cranes. I once beat Kobe Bryant at a swallowing scorpion contest and recently celebrated my 5th 88th birthday. I have saved the world from giant radioactive robot mice, then blown it up so I didn't have to hand in an assignment. Unfortunately, there was a spare Earth which we have all moved to.

Favourite word: Xylophone

Weapon of choice: My nose (Stab!)