Hello, I'm RavenclawKeeper, but you can call me B. Fun fact: I love Vance Joy.

My "The DA Reads New Moon' story is on hold, as I have lost the file on which I had stored several chapters of "New Moon".

Never stop chasing your dreams. They'll never slow down, but neither should you.-Me

I don't have an update schedule.

No offence, but I want to set you on fire.

I am in the Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Divergent, The Fault In Our Stars, The Hunger Games, Grease, Cats, Hairspray, The Infernal Devices, Corpse Bride, Merlin (the book series by T.A. Barron), School Of Fear, The Maze Runner, Alice In Zombieland, Doctor Who, and The Heroes Of Olympus fandoms.

The sorting hat is never wrong, Ravenclaw is where I belong.

I love Great Expectations and Alice In Wonderland.

Some infinities are bigger than other infinities-John Green, The Fault In Our Stars

I like writing crossovers and crack-fics.

Nothing is impossible. The word itself says "I'm possible!"-Audrey Hepburn

I love riding horses and reading.

You're a living thing, I'm a living thing, let's hug-IISuperWomanII (youtuber)

PM me if you like, I'm always open.

If you can't take a joke, get out of the fucking comedy club-Onision(youtuber)

I'm glad to help anyone in anyway.

Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world-Marilyn Monroe

I love animals and James Herriot.

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him-James D. Miles

I am a girl.

I could do terrible things to people who dump unwanted animals by the roadside-James Herriot

I love game show style fics.

Remember when:

HP was just a printer.

FOUR was just a number.

SUGAR CUBES were just something you put in your tea.

You didn't care about ANCIENT GREECE/ROME/EGYPT.

SHIPS were just big boats.

Copy and paste if you want the shipping name for Jason/Piper to be Lightning-McLean

Copy and paste if you want the shipping name for Percy and Annabeth to be SmartWater

I am the Girl...

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; AkixYusei, LoganTheJetPyschicDuelist, Fantasy is now Non-Fiction, DarkeArcanine, I Love Uta No Prince-Sama; Mai'shardstyle, 1eragon33, Blackjack the Nargle, RavenclawKeeper

Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. I hate them!

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

with him. And when he reached the home he gave to step-daughters (Grimm's Complete Fairy Tales)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A doll house

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

I can't remember

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

6:15 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time

7:30 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The TV

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Today, feeding the cats

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Peoples profiles

9. What are you wearing?

Jeans, white tank top, blue sweater, converse, ring.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes

11. When did you last laugh?

About an hour ago

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Harry Potter, Doctor Whoaand Divergent posters. Tack board, stickers, my dogs paw print.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Not really

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Long

15. What is the last film you saw?

In theater: GotG At home: Grease

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I don't know.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I collect nutcrackers

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

FREE BOOKS

19. Do you like to dance?

Sorta.

20. George Bush:

DUMBLEDEER

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Valerie, but I don't want kids.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

I don't know, I don't want kids anyway.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, Ninja C, firelily28, Miss-Ginny-Potter, HPismyhero, fruityloops156, Zinnaella Amilie-Anne Black, Dndchk, Raven Flaw, Blackjack the Nargle, RavenclawKeeper

List thirteen of your favourite characters in no particular order.

1. Fred

2. The Ninth Doctor

3. Will

4. Thresh

5. Donna Noble

6. Piper

7. Leo

8. Hazel

9. Pip

10. George

11. Neville

12. Jem

13. Rhia (Merlin: The Lost Years)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

I've read fics that had them in it.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sorta?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ummmm, I don't think Frank or Tessa would be happy

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No. Never. Nine is was to sassy for her.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

They are minors. She's an adult.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

Black mail city.

8. Make up a title for a Three/Ten fic.

Blondie and Red

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Maybe

10. Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Leo and Jem. Hmmmmm. Jem is depressed because he's going to die soon, and Leo tries to cheer him up by giving a tour of Argo II.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hazel. I don't know.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Fred/Piper/Jem. Nightmare fuel.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A while ago. I have not been reading a lot of DW fics as of late.

14. Fred and Pip are in a happy relationship until Pip runs off with Thresh. Fred, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Neville and a brief unhappy affair with Jem, then follows the wise advice of Donna and finds true love with Will while Rhia watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie.

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.

Total: 6

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 3

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything. (Peacocks though. Those things are terrifying)

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 3

AIR

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

Total: 8

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much. (I type more than I talk. I could probably pass for an avox some days)

You are atheist.

You love watching scary movies. (I watched the Woman in Black. It gave me nightmares for a week.)

You love to break the rules.

Total:7

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you

You always follow the rules.

Total: 2

Winner: Air

ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.(we don't have class president...)

You do what’s best for everyone

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are hydrophobiac

You hate air pollution

2/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobic

0/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person

You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.

You write in diary/journal.

You feel most active at night.

6/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

4/10

ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take rumors and stuff like that from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

2/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

6/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

2/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

6/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire

2/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.(Does getting ready in the morning count?)

1/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

3/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine. (I'm underage)

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10

HECATE

Being called 'crazy' is a compliment

You like magic

You like Harry Potter

You're bold

You hate when people think you're the bad guy

You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy

You couldn't care less about fashion

Teddy bears are lethal in your hands

You like being different from everybody else

You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous

5/10

A three way tie: Hades, Athena, or a Hunter.

GRYFFINDOR:
[x]You’ve never done illegal drugs
[ ]You have a lot of friends
[ ]You get along with everyone
[ ]You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[ ]You love soccer
[ ]You love baseball
[x]You’re into writing and art
[ ] Favorite music genre is pop rock
[x]You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[x]One of your favorite colors is red or gold
[x]Good grades at school
[ ]One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x]You plan on going to college/university

TOTAL: 5

HUFFLEPUFF:
[x]You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[ ]You laugh a lot.
[x]You like to follow trends.
[ ]Politics suck.
[ ]You love to swim
[ ]Water polo is awesome
[ ]Pink is one of your favorite colors
[ ]Black is morbid & depressing
[ ]You’re an optimist.
[ ]You’re completely straight edged.
[x]You’re very emotional
[ ]Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[ ]You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[x]You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

TOTAL: 4

RAVENCLAW:
[ ]You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x]You love to read.
[x]You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x]Sports suck.
[x]You’re shy.
[ ]Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[ ]Hate is completely unneeded.
[x]Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x]Every once in a while you have little anger outbursts.
[x]Lying is sometimes okay
[x]Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[ ]Serious is better than funny.

TOTAL: 8

SLYTHERIN:

[ ]There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ]Basketball is a good sport.
[ ]Football is amazing.
[x]Black is a cool color.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[ ]You’re a very deep person.
[ ]You have considered suicide.
[x]Very loyal.
[x]You like metal.
[x]They make school seem more important than it is.
[x]You’re scared to grow up.
[ ]You’ve done drugs in the past month
[ ]Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[ ]You have trust issues.
[ ]Guilty until proven innocent.

Total:6

Winner:Ravenclaw

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car

I promise to remember the gods

and remember what they do

I do this for my love for them

and it will ALWAYS be renewed

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

NOW SWEAR IT ON THE RIVER STYX!

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile. (I really want to hug Tyson too. But really Will. Stop. Cecily loves you. Stop being an ass.)

HP Funnies:

- While filming the Ron/Hermione Horcux kissing scene, Rupert Grint was removed from the set for laughing to much.

- Fred and George saw their brother every night sleeping with a man named Peter (on the marauders map), yet they never said a word to him or judged him...

- The weirdest thing Oliver and James Phelps have ever received from a fan is a bra with potatoes in it.