Blitzgund
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Joined 08-14-10, id: 2496240, Profile Updated: 08-24-10

ABOUT ME: Hello. I am Blitzgund, or "Lightning War" in English. You may call me Kadara, or whatever you wish, if you like. It doesn't really matter to me.

I am just your average girl how enjoys music, art, good food, a good drink, cleanliness, promptness, honor, and loyality.

I have a passion for science, history, literature, and languages. Currently, I speak English, Spanish, Japanese, and I know a few phrases in about 10 other languages. As of date, I am learning German on my own accord.

Writing is a great release for me. It helps me relax, which is something I don't get to do often. I have a great deal of work and work hard, you see, and thus, not able to get online a lot. If I write a story that you enjoy, and it takes me a great deal of time to update it, I apologize. I will update everything as soon as possible.

My friends are very important to me, and I defend them with my life.

I'm a quite formal person, but do not take me for weak and passive. I will fight with all I have, and I will win. Then dispose of you properly... and cleanly.

I never give up, even in a losing war.

On a side note, even though I am female, it does NOT mean that I like Yaoi.

FANDOMS: I have many animes, video games, and movies that I like, but I am unable to remember them all just right now. Here are some:

Anime: Axis Powers: Hetalia, FLCL, InuYasha, Helsing, Ranma 1/2, Trigun, Devil May Cry, Death Note, Imadoki, Dragon Ball, Absolute Boyfriend, Dragon Ball Z, Blood, Final Fantasy VII: The Last Order, and some others.

Movies: The Crow, Hellboy, Twelve Angry Men(Original with Henry Fonda), Final Fantasy: Advent Children(Complete), The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Donnie Darko, The Cheech and Chong movies, Nightmare On Elm Street(Original), Friday The 13th(Original), The Wolfman(Original with Lon Chaney Jr.), Frankenstein(Original with Boris Karloff), Dracula(Orginal with Béla Lugosi), Sleepy Hallow, Coraline, Alice In Wonderland(Both), The Phantom Of The Oprah(Original, 1921 version), and many others.

Video Games: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasys I-IX, The Resident Evil series, Sonic Adventure(2: Battle), Sonic 1-3, Super Mario Bros.(1-3, New Super, Super Wii), Mario Kart(64, Wii), Golden Eye: 007, Perfect Dark, Breath Of Fire, The Legend of Zelda(All), Kingdom Hearts(All, but Chain Of Memories), Mortal Kombat, Kirby(All), Metal Gear Solid(All), Final Fight, Streets Of Rage, Castel Crashers, No More Heros, and many, many others. And... Cooking Mama... -///-

QUOTES:

"Got it memorized?"~ Axel, Kingdom Hearts

"Can't rain all the time."~ Eric Draven, The Crow

"Bulidings burn, people die, but real love is forever."~ Sara, The Crow

"I have friends in heaven and comrades in hell. Say hello for me, will you?"~Eric Draven, The Crow

"Deux ex machina."~Donnie, Donnie Darko

"I have a dream, because I have lived a nightmare."~ Chris Titus

"Never give up ever. Even when you're losing. Never, ever, ever, ever. Promise me. Don't make me get my awesome butt up and whip some sense into you!"~ My Best Friend, Eve.

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Spaghetti und Würstchen by ate flexi reviews
One morning, Germany is cursed into becoming a female, forcing him to take on the alias, Lucia. Numerous other problems would subsequently follow as a certain Italian boy fell deeper in love with his female guise. His emotions are left in quite a frenzy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 122,200 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - N. Italy, Germany
Lessons in Humanity by Cytopathological Expansionist reviews
One of the first things Lt. Aldo Raine told his men was that he was not there to teach Nazis lessons in humanity. There is no humanity in war. There is no decency, no mercy, and no laws. There are no exceptions. Adelle Weiss will learn this quickly.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,987 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Donny D.
Children of the Nation by The-Charcoal-Alchemist reviews
Did you know nations were capable of having children? Neither did they. Rated for safety.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 72,765 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Made In Italy by Esso reviews
high school!AU - "He has been missing military school, but he has never wanted it so desperately as he does now. There are no Italian girls in military school." Germany/fem!Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Story of my life by Gunslingers-White-Rose reviews
A cursed town. A shy tomboy. A young war veteren. A trauma. And a fast acting love. Flaky was a teenaged girl living in a hellhole, but when she leaves and meets a new love, what happenes, when your past follows you? You get drama, action and romance.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,310 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Flippy, Flaky - Complete
Rain by LiteraryCanon reviews
"Ve ! Isn't the rain pretty, Ludwig?" Italy muttered with his kiss swollen lips, eyes darting to take in all of the rain's treasures. In that moment, Ludwig couldn't agree more. GermanyxItaly Drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Gum by LiteraryCanon reviews
It seemed Italy had found a rare thing, something that was slowly getting on his nerves. Anything to distract him from his work. Even as simple as it was, it worked. GermanyxItaly Drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
First Date by McMuffinDragon reviews
High school AU, fem!Germany and Italy's awkward first date.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Poolside by lynnthinksurcool13 reviews
You never know what might happen by the side of a pool... Perhaps the blossoming of a summertime romance? HRExChibitalia, Ludwigxfem!Feli, double one-shot. Meaning two of them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Essence of Sandalwood by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Germany comes home to Italy tense, in pain and in a bad mood. Luckily, Italy is there to make it better with a relaxing massage.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Tough by Crazee Canadia reviews
Ve ! You're very tough...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
After the Fairytale by Joelle Hart reviews
Liz and Hellboy were optimistic, confident in their relationship and their ability to provide a good life for their children. They didn't anticipate the problems they would face, even without fighting monsters. After "Hellboy II: The Golden Army."
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,093 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Hellboy, Liz S. - Complete