Name: Well that's kind of private so just call me Lily

Gender: Female

Age: Pick a number between 10 and 20

Birthday: Somewhere in July

Hobby: reading(books,fanfiction,etc.), drawing, making stuff, playing videogames, writing stories

Current Stories

Our Intertwined Destinies

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

In-Progress

Never in my life would I think that the gods were real. I swear would you ever believe that your parents were gods for a second. That your best friends weren't who they actually seemed to be. That your fate was intertwined with theirs? This is the story of how my life pretty much seemed to have fell straight into Tartarus.

The Story of Callisto

Mythology

Complete

My name is Callisto. I ran away from my cruel family hoping for a new beginning. I found the Colosseum and fought battles upon battles against people. I have to fight one last battle for my freedom. Hear my story.

Our Intertwined Destinies

Character descriptions for some characters

Full Name- Andromeda Cara Jackson

Nickname- Andy, Mermaid, Seashell

Age- 12

Gender- Female

Personality- sarcastic, seems to always have a smile on her face, will leave you very hurt if you insult her friends if not held back, loyal, smart, mostly doesn't think before acting, a bit off her rocker, nice, will beat you up if provoked

Qualities- will beat someone up if they hurt you if your her friend, loyal, brave, smart, thinks on her feet, strong

Clothes- as a child, wore white shorts, black shoes, a blue hoodie and white flower designs on it, twin ponytails, and a blue, white, and black shirt. Now wears black converse, jeans, a blue hoodie with black and white flower designs on it, twin ponytails, and a white shirt with blue and black spirals on it. Always wore a white and blue charm bracelet with her name on it after meeting Fred.

Likes- not having monsters chasing her, cute things, animals, swimming, yummy foods, roses

Dislikes- quests, monsters, mean people, betrayals, being forced to leave those dear to her

Fears- losing all of her friends and family, spiders, being unable to do something

Weaknesses- using bow and arrows, having to leave someone behind

Strengths- using water powers, sword fighting

Parents- Sally Jackson(mother), Gabe Ugliano(step-dad)

Siblings- Callisto(triplet sister) and Perseus Jackson(triplet brother)

Best friend- Fred, Diane, Cally, Percy, Annabeth, Grover

Friends- include later as story goes on for spoilers

Pets- include later as story goes on for spoilers

Enemies- include later as story goes on for spoilers

Full Name- Callisto Ina Jackson

Nickname- Cally

Age- 12

Gender- Female

Personality- nice, always seems to be grinning, will help Andy when someone insults their friends, loyal, smart depending on what it is, doesn't think before acting, crazy

Qualities- will beat you up if you hurt her friends, loyal, brave, kind of smart, strong

Clothes- as a child, wore black shorts, black shoes, a purple hoodie with red flower designs on it, hair down, and a black, purple, and red shirt. Now wears black converse, jeans, a black hoodie with white spirals on it, hair down, and a purple and red shirt.

Likes- not having monsters chasing her, animals, basketball, yummy foods

Dislikes- quests, monsters, mean people, betrayal, hurting someone she loves

Fears- losing all her friends and family

Weaknesses- using bow and arrows

Strengths- using water powers, sword fighting

Parents- Sally Jackson(mother), Gabe Ugliano(step-dad)

Siblings- Callisto(triplet sister) and Perseus Jackson(triplet brother)

Best friend- Fred, Diane, Cally, Percy, Annabeth, Grover

Friends- include later as story goes on for spoilers

Pets- include later as story goes on for spoilers

Enemies- include later as story goes on for spoilers

-Random Copy Paste Stuff-

You can find these things also on other author's profiles.

They do not belong to me.

I do not even know who they belong to.

Heh.

Some are quite hilarious.

Eight Reasons to Join The Dark Side:

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. You get a sweet, dark cape that covers your whole body!
3. You get a really cool, crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MUHAHAHAHAHA
4. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
5. We get to wear black. Everything looks better and more form-fitting when it's black.
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7 Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! The BEST reason!

Divergent Faction Test:

DAUNTLESS
You know/want to learn how to operate a gun.
You don’t act on your fears.
You like to stand out.
You are strong.
You play capture the flag.
You live freely.
You act quickly.

Total: 6/7

ABNEGATION
You like helping people.
You have a high role in your job/school.
You believe in God or some other form of God.
You don’t believe in vanity.
You like simplicity.
You don’t like attention.
You don’t wear a lot of jewelry.

Total: 5/7

CANDOR
You rarely lie.
You believe telling the truth is important.
You are very organized.
You enjoy debating over things.
You see things as black and white; there is no gray.
You like to know what people think of you.
You speak your mind.

Total: 4/7

ERUDITE
You consider yourself smart.
You often over think things.
You strive to get good grades.
You have glasses.
You like it when you have total control.
You read- a lot.
You are good with technology.

Total: 6/7

AMITY
You are a peaceful person.
You always have a smile on your face.
You try to avoid arguments.
You are/like to be very laid back.
You dance, sing, or participate in some other form of art.
You work on a farm or enjoy gardening/nature.
You don’t take sides in a fight, and try to get each group to see from the others’ perspective.

Total: 4/7

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

-You burn food to see if it smells good.

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

-Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You sometimes try to control water. (It doesn't work :D)

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. (There is a huge forest where CHB is supposed to be; I looked it up.)

-Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

-You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp Half-Blood shirt. (I have a CHB t-shirt. My brother wants a CJ one.)

-You are a PJO character for Halloween.

-Recite lines randomly from the books.

-When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. (And how it happened and what caused it and what should have happened in place of it and how it made me feel and how it affected the characters later on in the book.)

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events.

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

-That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. (Percy!)

-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies. (I need that book, stat!)

-And when you flunk the said test, you blame Athena's irritation on Percabeth.

- You can never look at a pen without thinking it's Riptide.

-You're suddenly interested in plastic hairbrushes(especially blue). (I have a blue hairbrush. :D)

-You can never look at a coin the same way again.

-You can not look at a tool belt normally.

-You blame Phobos for your phobias.

-You secretly thank Hades when someone annoying dies.

-You are now afraid to use a cellphone. (I never use my cellphone anymore because of it...)

-You thank Hermes for the Internet. (Always.)

-You yell at the doctor for having Hermes' symbol when he is not the god of medicine.

-You blame Apollo when you get sick. (And beg him to make me healthy again.)

-You thank him afterwards 'cause you can't attend school. (If I miss even one day of school, I gotta stay after school the next day. Then I have a Hades-amount of homework to finish, all due the next day. Long story short, I go to school even if I'm sick.)

-You are now claustrophobic. (I can only think of Tobias when I read that... :( )

-You ask for blue food in restaurants.

-You can not look at a thermos the same way again. (*fortune cookies.)

-You claim that you're dyslexic and ADHD (Even though you're not).

-You try to breathe underwater.

-You dream of Nico every night. (*and Percy.)

-You check if the ship you are boarding is the Argo II.

-You use PJO in conversations.

-You look up the Underworld in Google Maps.

-You are listing pros/cons of being a demigod during English/Math test.

-You are now afraid of airplanes. (Always was.)

-You now like enchiladas.

-You try to control elements.

-You track down Rick Riordan so you could have the rights to PJO. (He lives in San Antonio, you guys. San Antonio, USA.)

-You respect eye patches. (I can only think of Edward from Divergent... :( )

-You start calling your dog Mrs. O' Leary. (Don't have a dog.)

-You yell Daedalus whenever someone asks who is the greatest inventor.

-You cuss in Greek.

-You try to conjugate Latin verbs. (Hydro means water. Pyro means fire. :P )

-You try to jump 100 ft into the water, praying to Poseidon. (Keyword: try.)

-You can never look at wool the same way again. (One of the sheep was called Widget! :'D Most adorable name ever! I could just hug that sheep! Too bad it's a fictional animal... Sigh. I named my Ice Wyvern Gizmo because of Widget! :D )

-Your dog is now Mrs. O' Leary. (Does it count if I have an imaginary dog? No?)

-You ask stores if they sell Mythomagic Cards.

-You can NEVER look at a guinea pig w/o thinking it's Percy.

-You have a new interest of emo people.

-You like Nemo.

-You listen to songs that somehow got connected to PJO. (Give me a second, I. I need to get my stories straight. My friends are in the bathroom, getting higher than the Empire State!)

-You hate cows.

-You now look like Nemo.

-You join rallies.

-You are now addicted to peanut butter.

-You dedicate Girl on Fire to Leo.

-You yell "PEANUT BUTTER" during school competitions.

-You keep coins in your pocket just in case you die.

-You curse Gaea when you trip on a rock. ("Ow, sh*! WTF, Gaea? I hate you!")

-You think that every wheel-chaired male teacher is Chiron(You push him over to see if he's a centaur).

-You also think that crippled kids are satyrs(You take away their crutches).

-You warn the bullies that your godly parent will come after them.

-You try to talk to fish(even if your biology teacher thinks you're completely mental).

-You are now officially Nemo.

-You yell "BURRITO FIGHT" in Mexican restaurants. (I've never been to Mexican restaurants...)

-You tell people to turn into iguanas when they can't solve Chinese handcuffs.

-You began to respect tofu.

-You dress up as a demigod for Halloween. (My family doesn't celebrate Halloween. My mom hates the holiday.)

-You copy and paste all of this to your profile.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE :don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

1.You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

2.You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant

3.You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

4.You know which pages the good parts are on. (YES!)

5.You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

6.You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

7.You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

8.You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

9.You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

10.You have a plan to get out of school early on October 2nd so you can buy The Mark Of Athena, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

11.You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

12.You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

13.You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

14.You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

16.You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

17.You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

20.You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

21.You dream about PJO every night.

22.You curse a god/goddess a lot.

23. Whenever someone says something remotely similar to do with PJO springs to mind.

24.You know PJO better then most people

25.You have links to every great PJO site

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27.You know what you would do if you were Percy

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29.At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

30.You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

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32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

33.You are trying to learn Greek

34.You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

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38.You just have to research more about greek myth

40.You want to learn Latin

42.You copy/paste this onto your profile

43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

44.You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

45.You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

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48.You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

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50.You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

51.You were so busy reading that you missed number 41(this thing's missing a lot of numbers. I didn't notice until now.)

52.You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

53.You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

54.You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!!

55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO

56. You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

57. YOU RANDOMLY QUOTE PJO

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. I read at least 15 a month.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile.

If you read fanfics when your supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and tell your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

MEPHOBIA: Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can’t handle it, and everyone dies.

OF COURSE I TALK TO MYSELF. sometimes i need expert advice

THINK I’M SARCASTIC? watch me pretend to care!

I’M NOT INSULTING YOU. i’m describing you.

SARCASM. the bodies natural defense against stupidity

COMMON SENSE IS SO RARE THESE DAYS. IT SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED AS A SUPERPOWER

I’M NOT ANTI-SOCIAL i’m anti-stupid

ALWAYS BE YOURSELF unless you can be a UNICORN then always be a unicorn

BE YOURSELF ...unless you suck

DON’T HIT KIDS. No. Seriously. They have guns now

Sarcastic comment ...loading... please wait

I HATE BEING BIPOLAR It’s awesome!

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

you can’t fix STUPID not even with DUCT TAPE

Sorry. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

OF COURSE I TALK LIKE AN IDIOT. how else could you understand me?

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you knew.

If people could read my mind... I’d get punched in the face a lot...

The voices are back. EXCELLENT.

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

IF YOU CHOKE A SMURF what colour does he turn?

I see dumb people

Sarcasm is just one more free service we offer

Sometimes I wonder. “why is that FRISBEE getting BIGGER?”

Then it hits me.

Real bear hugs are often fatal

I’M NOT SHORT I’M FUN SIZE!

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

Yet despite the look on my face... your still talking.

If at first you DON’T SUCCEED then maybe you JUST SUCK.

I’m already visualizing you with DUCT TAPE over your mouth.

I’m MULTI-TALENTED I can talk and annoy you at the same time

An APPLE a day will keep ANYONE away if thrown hard enough.

I’m not saying YOU’RE STUPID I’m just saying you’ve got BAD LUCK when it comes to thinking.

Unless your name is GOOGLE stop acting like you know everything.

Photoshop. Helping the ugly since 1988

I’d love to explain it to you, but i don’t have any CRAYONS

ORGANIZED PEOPLE are just too lazy to LOOK FOR THINGS

if you say GULLIBLE slowly it sounds like ORANGES

I like you but if ZOMBIES CHASE US I’m tripping you

It’s ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.

I’m actually not funny, I’m just mean and people think I’m joking.

I’M NOT WEIRD I’m limited edition!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve."

"Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair."

"It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."

"Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!"[Har har har]

Never argue with a pissed off me, I'll drag you down to the floor and beat you with a baseball bat.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. [I HATE it when that happens.]

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

The Glass

the optimist-"It is half full"

the pessimist-"It is half empty"

awesomest-"I already drank it"

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I swear to officer, I'm not god mr.drunk!

I didn't just hit you. I just high-fived your face.

This is 'evil me'. 'Evil me' locked 'nice me' in a closet years ago.

Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve."

"Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair."

"It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."

"Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!"

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

"It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

"Diamonds are like girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives."

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

"I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.

I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

yes I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go.

The Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason

whenever someone forgets something...

I promise to remember Piper

whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...

I promise to remember Leo

when I see someone run away...

I promise to remember Annabeth

when someone misses someone...

I promise to remember Percy

when I see someone refuse to give up...

I promise to remember Hazel

when I see someone who has made a hard decision...

I promise to remember Frank

when someone is different then expected to be...

I promise to remember Reyna

when I see a leader...

I promise to remember Octavian

when I see a ripped toy...

I promise to remember Don the Faun

when someone asks me for money...

I promise to remember Heroes of Olympus

wherever I may go...

Quotes

People laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they're all the same.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

A stranger stabs you in the front: a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart; but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals, I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

I’ve got problem for your solution…

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.

To be or not to be, that is the question, and according to my father the answer is, "Go ask your mother." According to my mother the answer is, "Do whatever you want, just leave me alone."

Who are we? Where do we come from? Where are we going? Well, I am a girl, I came from my room, and I am going out. Bye!

A wise old man once said, "We do not know, go ask your mother." This man was Dr. Seuss. Look it up in One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

They say no one is perfect. I am no one.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

I plan on living forever. So far, so good

Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.

Coffee, chocolate, men: Somethings are just better rich.

Do not drink and drive, you might spill the drink.

If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

If Life Gives You Lemon Quotes

If life gives you lemons, give them back and demand chocolate covered strawberries.

If life gives you lemons, make wine and let the world wonder how the hell you managed to do that.

If life gives you lemons, you better sit and wait for some sugar and water, otherwise you're going to have some pretty sour lemonade.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party.

When life gives you lemons, unscramble the letters and have some melons.

When life gives you lemons say, “screw you,” and go find an orange.

If life gives you lemons, grow a lemon tree. When that tree gives you more lemons, make a lemon orchard. When that orchard gives you more lemons, sell them and become rich. Then next time you see life, you can say, “Thanks for the lemons!” Life hates people who are grateful for its lemons.

If life gives you lemons, keep them, because, hey: free lemons.

If life gives you lemons, mail them to God and ask for apples.

If life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell “I WANTED CHOCOLATE!”

Life gave me lemons, but I am allergic to lemons, does that mean life hates me?

Life gave you lemons? Ha! I got strawberries!

When life gives you apples say: Oi! What happened to the lemons?

When life gives you lemons learn to juggle. Or, even better, get an air cannon and have some real fun.

What is my element?

Fire
You have a short temper
You often act on your emotions rather than thinking
You are completive
You like to play with fire
I am not a strong swimmer or can't swim at all
You prefer warm weather over cold weather
You lose control over yourself
You can be reckless
You sometimes hurt people without recognising it
People often call you insane

6/10

Water
I have a laid back personality
I like going to the Beach
You rarely get angry
When you get angry you know how to control yourself
I think before I act
You are good at breaking up fights
You are a good swimmer
You like rain
I can stay calm in bad situations
You are very generous

4/10

Earth
You are physically strong
You have a close bond with nature
You don't mind getting dirty
You have strong opinions on issues that concern you
You could easily survive in the wild
You care about the environment
You easily focus on your work and don't get distracted
You rarely get depressed
You aren't afraid of anything
You prefer to have a strict set of rules

3/10

Air
I have a free spirit
I don't like rules
I prefer to be out in open places
I hate to be restrained
I am independent
I am quite smart
I tend to be impatient
I am easily distracted
I am hyper or annoying sometimes
I wish I could fly

7/10

My element is air

Rules For Hogwarts:

- If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout, "TO THE BAT MOBILE!"

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar.

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say, "Dude, get a life" to Lord Voldemort.

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape.

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda.

- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey."

- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them Smurfs.

- The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife with PMS.

- "I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!"

- "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead."

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.

- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...

- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office.

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

- Especially not with kazoos.

- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Happiness, or any other house is forbidden.

- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man"...Even if I do conjure him up.

- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.

- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "Mini me."

- Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.

- No combination of these is acceptable.

- Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

- Yelling “To infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.

- I should not remark that, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned,” when Snape gets angry. Ever.

- If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change.

- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

- I must not shout "Beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.

- I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals.

To those who stereotype:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening- The Ballad if Mona Lisa by Panic! at the Disco

Waking up- Every Morning by Sugar Ray

First day of School- Rooftop Run: Act 2 by Tomoya Ohtani

Falling in Love- You're the First, the Last, the Everything by Barry White

Fight song- Sorairo Days by Shoko Nakagawa

Breaking up- You Give Love a Bad Name by Bon Jovi

Prom- First Date by Blink-182

Life- Yesterday by The Beatles

Mental Break down- I'm Not Okay(I Promise) by My Chemical Romance

Driving- Gotta Go fast by Norman J. Grassfield, Joseph Garrity, and Russell Velázquez

Depression- Bring Me to Life by Evanescence

Partying- Ride On Shooting Star by The Pillows

Happy Dance- Dance Inside by The All-American Rejects

Betrayal- Always by Panic! at the Disco

Regretting- Vanilla Twilight by Owl City

Flashback- Let It Be by The Beatles

Getting back together- Under the Bridge by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Wedding- Friday I'm in Love by The Cure

Birth of a Child- Kiss Me by New Found Glory

Child growin up- Over the Rainbow by Judy Garland

Final battle- Let's See How Far We've Come by Matchbox 20

Death- This Love, This Hate by Hollywood Undead

Funeral- Hero of War by Rise Against

End Credits- Live and Learn by Crush 40