I review iffy stories, constructive-criticism style, because if I'm convinced that if we let fanfiction.net go as it is, leaving only mindless reviews like "UPDATE SOON!" or "Great chapter!" or flaming, nobody's going to get anywhere, especially those that seriously need some helpful suggestions. That's all. If you've become incensed by one of my reviews and are reading this in hopes of finding information to kill me with, please consider this one fact regarding the review I left before you take up the knives: it's the truth.

Good stories are under FAVORITE STORIES, and they're there for a reason.

I'm off.