If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? T for dark themes.

They're called demons, the creatures that cause so much pain and suffering in the world. Born from the dark wishes of humanity, they only seek to destroy. As a half-demon, Alfred wants nothing more than to right the wrongs of his past. As a human, Ivan won't let anything get in the way as he seeks revenge. Their common goal; kill them all. RusAme.

Iceland never found other humans all that attractive. Refrigerators, on the other hand? Drop dead gorgeous. As the Nordic nations gather around a campfire one night, Iceland tells the fantastic tale of how he and his beloved first met. A short fic on the crazy crack ship IcelandxFridge.

Matt's not boring. He's different. The good kind of different. Rewritten and reposted.

You think your mother's extreme couponing is crazy? Think again! The countries have absurd (and hilarious) money making schemes when they're short on cash. They'll even go to extreme measures to do it. The golden rule of this story: If possible, don't spend money to make money. Ch 32-34: It's up to mall cops Romano and Germany to stop country shoplifters in a mall.

Prussia just wanted to set another private concert for Germany, this time asking the accompaniment of Austria's piano piece. It was to soothe the other from the devastating news that he could not have handled well himself.

16 years have passed, since the british empire lost its last colony and vanished completely from this world. Now, in 2014, he is just England. A small Nation among all those others, but what after effect does the lose of all that power have on the Brit? And will he survive it?

"Beauty is worshiped and praised by all of humanity, beautiful people rightfully receive the treatment that they deserve from those beneath them," "what's that you say?" "it isn't fair?" "You're not beautiful?" "You should have thought about that before you were born." Human AU rated T for violence in latter chapters

America is going to die in one year. This is an account of how he spends his last few months of life as a nation, rebuilding friendships, fixing mistakes, rebuilding his 'family', and being a hero at last. Cover art by Kenna Cat.

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! Disclaimer once and for all, Hetalia and The Princess Bride don't belong to me. That's why it's a fanfiction.

The power goes out during a meeting. The nations talk about the history of the telephone. Misconceptions are cleared up. A modern day one-shot that will cause you to learn something if you read it.

It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.

Upon losing their mothers in tragic divorce and a car wreck, Alfred, Lovino, and Matthew are raised by the three most unconventional fathers. Can they reunite their lost family, or further tear it apart? AU, COMPLETE!

Just something that popped in my head, a little song about Ivan I wrote down in History class. First entry. One-shot. No suggestive themes or anything. Not that long; please don't hate. WARNING: One may catch yourself singing it later.

"All great countries are destroyed. Why not yours? How much longer do you think your country will last? Forever?" Each nation remembers falling. Now they reflect on their past and watch for America's turn. 10.A hero's perpetual dream that refuses to wake

Inspiration can come from the weirdest situations and people. Who knew getting barred from a carousel would prove to be so fruitful? Childhood will never be the same again. Historical!one shot.

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Officer Alfred Jones pulls over a speeding car, which holds a pair of Italian twins. What results is racial driving stereotypes, disrespect for authority, and a rowdy good time. YMMV

I don't care what the cover of this book says in fancy golden script, because it's lying. This is not a diary. This is a log about the ending of the world." Everything breaks, even Nations, but their words remain.

America is falsely accused of destroying another country. Devastated, he disappears. Years later, Canada is forced to pick up the pieces and give the world the closure it desires. And he does so dutifully. In the most painful way possible. One shot.

The reason there are no longer snacks allowed in World Meetings. Because while Canada makes great pancakes, his brownies are not to be trusted. WARNINGS inside.

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America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.

The facts: One, Will is sick. Two, it's time for the annual Ranger Gathering, and Will isn't going to miss it. So, can the ranger apprentice use his honed skills, wit, and charm to pull a case of the flu unnoticed past Halt? Well, Will seems to think so.

At the moment of Rome's death, the empire is transformed into a legacy. The death of a nation is never the same as the death of human, and empires can never truly end. Oneshot, blink-and-you-miss-it Rome/Germania

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15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.

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In episode 37, Roy Mustang and his comrades search for the legendary "Warehouse 13." Little do they know, they are about to ruin one of the most dramatic climax scenes in anime history.

In the 1920s, things are getting stressful at Romano's place; so he decides to crash at America's house for a while. Romano, America, 1920s... you know where this is going.

I am a liar, and nations are built on lies. I want Italy's heart, I have Italy's heart, and I scorn Italy's heart.

A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England

Gilbert asks Arthur about Bonfire Night and comes to the conclusion that it is severely messed up. Maybe that's why he enjoys it so much. After all, you have to respect a country that celebrates someone's death for four hundred years. Oneshot.

L takes on the paparazzi after they question his sexual orientation. Only when Matsuda, Misa and Light decide to help with damage control, do things really get out of hand! In the end, both L and Light realize there just may be some truth to those rumors.

Ed is late for his report. Again.

The crew finds themselves split up and ticked off on the holiest of nights. Can a holiday miracle save them? Heh. Not likely. Completed.

Faye drags a very unwilling Spike on the road trip from hell as she searches for another piece of her past. Complete. Rated R for potty mouths.

The Bebop gang goes undercover at an institute for troubled families to catch a shrink with a shady past. Luckily, dysfunction isn't a stretch for them. Complete. Rated R for potty mouths.