hi _
personally i am unsure if i exist. i know i have a presence and i can affect the people who know i am there but what if that just means that i am the figment of a mass hallucination (if you'd met my friends you'd know it is possible)

fanfiction may be one of the few reasons my being continues, sad i know but there it is :)

but hello anyway to any poor sap that finds this sad excuse for a profile *glomps and kisses* :D

hmmm... see what happens when cold medicine and the internets mix??? the crazy comes out to play... but hello _

Hello to the internet-landers, may eternal strong signal strength be bestowed upon you.

So I'm about 20 and live in Australia, land of sunburn and things that can kill you painfully.
It's a pretty chill life for us Sheilas :p (and yes I'm playing up the stereotype) at the moment I'm studying "Fashion design and Technology" which is just a really dumb way of saying dressmaking (well there's fashion thrown in there but mostly it's about the techniques and things behind it) and trying not to melt in the unconditioned classroom.

I'm hoping to take this course into a career in costume design, I really want to work on a set like Merlin (That should NOT have ended that way) or Lord of the Rings. I really love all things Doctor Who and Captain Jack Sparrow is my role model.

Nice to meet you

It was my birthday recently and my friends (read: Minions of unholy darkness :p ) have graciously decided to throw me a party :D unfortunately the party is a couple of days after my actual birthday so I have to wait even longer for my presents (offerings to the awesome haha :p) but I got a couple on the actual annual celebration of this much amazing entering the world; I GOT A TIARA!!! I HAVE AN ACTUAL CROWN!!! XD (does it show this gift pleases me? :p )

Sister gave me Lindor chocolates, which if you haven't discovered the sorcery that is the yummy filled ping-pong ball sized balls of amazing that are just Amazeballs (wow... I went there... o.O) I also got a pretty hair thingy, pretty sure it's a clip of some variety and a chocolate liquor tasting

So the party my friends are throwing me involves a dress code of all black but adding a touch of colour! but seeing as it's my party I'm wearing colour with a touch of black and there will also be helium! a specially set aside (smallish) tank of helium merely for it's amusing voice distorting properties (yeah you wish your party was this awesome :p) and my special request of Black Sambuka (aniseed based alcohol, tastes like licorice) Tipsy people and "helium huffing" as another friend dubbed it; I am so getting my teetotaler friends to get footage XD

P.S. If anyone actually reads this, no one in my social group binge drinks, only morons and skanks do that we will merely be "Sloshed" not "Legless" nor "Hammered" "Shitfaced" "Maggoted" "Smashed" and other such eloquent euphemisms. We plan to have fun -not clean up "chunder"- and remember it
I have heard some people say, "I can't remember a thing that happened last night, I must have had a good time" nooooo, what you did is get so drunk you vomited on everything, lost your ability to walk, talk and think straight, quite probably pissed yourself and did a lot of things that you may just regret when you check the phones and facebook of everyone involved. Just because you can't remember doesn't mean everyone else forgot (and they will most probably mock you for it)

Okay, "responsible drinking" rant out of the way; PARTY ON!!! :D