okay okay okay, i know I havn't been uploading any new stories lately, but I've been really busy, honestly i have!

name-Chrissie

Be nice or I'll get my Haru to eat you... yes I have a toy cow, SO!

ok now, i've decidied that all I'm going to write is crap. Yes thats right crap. I wish Harry had died in the last book. I wish a lot of things didn't really happen. How could Hedwig die? Shes a damn bird!!!! Why on earth would you want to kill his bird, just kill him instead. AND POOR POOR DOBBY!!!!!! Why oh why did Dobby have to die? Fred was sooo cool, he shoudn't have died. Imagine George living without his twin, he'd commit suicide or something. How can it be "all is well" when poor George has to live without his twin brother? It's just not right. So i'm going to commit all of my writing to pretty much making fun of everything harry potter. i dont apolagise to those who i offend. they can just get over it. =)

stuff friendship and love in my writing. im going to desrtoy harrys love and friendships!!!! heheheheheheheheheheheh...

i accept reviews from people who hate my work. Because the haters just make me want to write even more trash. thank you to those people who think that my work is gold.

here are my replies to the reviews i've received recently

ISHI: That was bloody brilliant! I didn't think you'd post it on Was so funny! Write more! MORE=D
Anyway, great story and keep them coming. Harry's death is always amusing when written by you =)

ME: HI ISHI!!! lol i had heaps of fun writing it! hehe dont worry there will be more...

Gisele Weasly: You really wasted your time to write this?

ME: yes i did. i just happen to be on an extra long holiday at the moment. anyway that story only took me a very short time to write so :P

Beccaaaaaa: stupid and mean. Harry's awesome, i hate it when people trash him

ME: Harry is a ponce who should have died in the last book. I hate it when people love him just because he's the main character. hes a loser!

mr.elf123:That was pretty hilarious.
I would have loved if that was the real ending.

ME: Thank you. I wish it was the real ending too

Greybane:...ok then...you have issues...

ME: yeah we all do, but at least I can admit it...

armywife012205:This was wrong on so many levels...But...
I laughed my off! In my minds eye, I can totally see Ron driving like a mad man.
I have a weird sense of humor as well.
That last line actually made me snort drink up my nose. :P

ME: im glad such a harry potter fan such as yourself has a sense of humor. The others scare me, a lot.

hayley wayne: how could you trash such a master piece? I mean those books themselves made of two billion dollars! that is not genius, nor will it ever be! it is a disgusting piece of rubbish!

ME: disgustion piece of rubbish you say? good, i think so too. it is crap, but its funny. and if you dont have a good enough sense of humor to laugh at something so stupid i suggest you rethink your review. because it was so easy to trash that so called masterpiece. ive read so many other books better than harry potter. jk just got lucky ok? harry potter got old and boring. i loved the first few, but from then on harry turned into an asshole. so it got sucky...

Anonymous:you do know this is a site for FANfiction, don't you? That means if you're just going to write some stupid story, why post it here where nobody would care? If you hate harry potter so much, why even bother writing on this site? You have just wasted 5 minutes of my life. Thanks a bunch.

ME: I'm glad i could waste you time. i love wasting time. i dont hate the books, just harry. and this is a story for fans with a sense of humor. obviously you dont have one. and if you'd noticed, some people actually like my story, so that means that people do care. so :P