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Joined 10-27-13, id: 5266434, Profile Updated: 04-14-14
Author has written 3 stories for Sherlock, and Harry Potter.

*pretty sure I'm on hiatus...*

So, I try to write stuff...

I'm not too good at sharing stuff about myself, but I'm a massive fan of Sherlock, Maze Runner, The Hunger Games and anything Marvel and everything Tolkien. I like Legend of Zelda and Mario, and am currently reading the Dragon Lance Chronicles.I love writing fanfiction, but have never published anything (until now)... I'm not a pro at writing, and mainly do it for fun.

I also love roleplaying, mostly Sherlock, but I'm open to anything I'm quite familiar with. If anyone's interested in rping with me, you can email me or get in touch on Tumblr (find it below)

You can follow me on Tumblr at cmberbatched, for Sherlock, Johnlock and general fandom goodness.

Ongoing Work - Johnlock. So much johnlock.

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The Investigation by Acervate reviews
Sherlock Holmes is three things: A genius, a consulting detective and completely in love with John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,853 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
Nutrisco et extinguo by Zoffoli reviews
"You haven't said what you wanted to say." Well yes, some things take you by surprise, and you're not quite prepared for them. Like when your best friend jumps off a building in front of you. Post-Reichenbach epic, Johnlock. Character study, romance, angst, humour, hurt/comfort, friendship, family, slice of life.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 348,943 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
He's a Hamish by Aurora-swan reviews
Sherlock turnes out to be pregnant and he's not happy about it until John makes him change his mind. Things works out fine the months to come. At lest until John wants to pack a hospital bag while Sherlock has other plans. John deliverers a baby in their own bedroom. Mpreg, parentlock, fluffy fluff, childbirth. Now with a chapter where Hamish gets a little sibling.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,144 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Dreamer by Ariane DeVere reviews
All John wants is a good night's sleep, and possibly a nice dream to go with it. So what on earth keeps waking him up just as the dream's getting to the good bit...?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,630 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Nocturne in Tempo Rubato by Niko reviews
Sequel to "Pantomime". Nothing is ever simple for John Watson when it involves Sherlock Holmes. With the world doing its best to outdo even its only consulting detective, can the things left unsaid ever finally be spoken?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,186 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 3,590 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In Sickness And Health by Pantherlily reviews
Johnlock is the main focus with a case, although there is some Mystrade. Expect spoilers. AU post Baskerville, basically an alternate to The Reichenbach Fall. Summary inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,388 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 3,999 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
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Remember Me reviews
When Sherlock Holmes saved John Watson's life, for one fatal second he thought everything had gone to plan. The bomb detonated; Moriarty was killed; thanks to Sherlock, John survived. But when John wakes up in hospital, he's not the same person as he was before. The truth? The real John Watson may not ever be coming back... [Rated T for now, M for later chapters,T.W:Amnesia]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,364 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Campus Collection
School sucks - even more so for John Watson, who has no idea what to do with the rest of his life. Starting university should have been a time full of nerves and worry; John's was far from it. Because it was then that he met Sherlock Holmes. Strangely, uni wasn't looking so bad anymore... (A small collection of Unilock ficlets, following John and Sherlock's life through university)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,721 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Sgt. S. Donavan, Anderson
Something In The Air reviews
Amortentia is the most powerful love potion in existence. It has a different aroma for everyone who smells it, reminding each person of the things that they find most attractive. For Sherlock Holmes, it's the smell of new books, parchment and quill ink... but Sherlock has only one question on his mind right now: what would it smell like to John Watson? [Small Potterlock oneshot]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete