I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)

Sequel to The Accidental Animagus. Voldemort's back, and this time, he's not alone. Harry and his family are caught in the middle as the wizarding war goes international. Years 5-7.

The Cylons are preparing to attack the Colonies, and they are determined to end all human existence once and for all. But the Cylons don't know the Terrans have learned about their attack, and they will not stay idle and let the Cylons commit such atrocity, not if they can help it. This is a spin-off from the other story I'm writing, splitting around the half of the second book.

Anakin has been at the temple for a while now and his life seems to have stabilized, mostly. No small feat for a time-traveling former Sith. But, even with support from those who know, this tentative balance can't last. It's only a matter of time, and with Sidious involved, he can only prepare and hope; not something he's exactly good at. Sequel to Dangers of Foresight

Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...

Summary-Book IV: Years ago, the Colonials of Cyrannus met the so-called 13th tribe. It didn't work out well. The Colonials met the Race. That didn't work out well either, but they were introduced to a much larger galaxy. Now their errors have come back and they know they are small fish in a large ocean trying to survive. Can they? Will the Race let them?

Part 3 of The Arithmancer Series. Hermione won the war, but her career as the world's greatest arithmancer is just beginning. Now, she has places to go, spells to invent, and a family to start. Oh, and a whole lot of dementors to kill.

AU/multiple points of departure, with the intent to fix/sane-itize/create internal consistency, allowing rational agents to take things to the extreme. Visser Three is competent, the Yeerks are moving rapidly, and the Animorphs are actually trying to win (but are inexperienced and unprepared). Inspired by Worm and HPMOR.

When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Anakin's 9 years old again and back at the Temple, bound and determined to change destiny. To do so, he has to juggle trying to stop Dooku from joining Sidious, freeing his mother, avoiding Palpatine, and his training all while maintaining his cover as a 9-year-old initiate. Too bad keeping up a facade isn't one of his strong points.

Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.

Chapter 221: "With the Smashers aiding Lady Palutena's forces, we're sure to win!" was what Pit cheerfully thought, despite the fact his "friends" were groaning one second and screaming the next having to fight Viridi's Forces of Nature...

A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.

NOW BEING REWRITTEN. The Colonials have just started taking their first steps into a much larger galaxy where danger, friends, and the unknown lie around every corner. And Earth has now taken the next huge step into the galaxy and its rise to superpower is all but inevitable. So what's to stop them? Old enemies from the past thought to be gone and new ones not yet seen.

The walls between two universes, different but similar in many ways, begin to break down and leading to outcomes no one could have predicted. A new age is about to begin but will it be one of peace or one of never ending chaos and death?

Ziekden Fortress burned and Ramza Beoulve's ideals burned with it. But the ashes fall on a new path, one of the Gods. (Now with Ramza/Ovelia.)

"There is a dead darkspawn on the hood of my car." How one modern man deals with his sudden appearance in Ferelden. Rated T for strong language, violence, and sexual situations. OCs plus the entire ragtag DA:O team.

In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr

Harry and Hermione have gone farther than they ever expected in pursuit of the last task Dumbledore left to them, how are they going to handle it being derailed by the actions of the worlds mightiest heroes? Edited by the mighty Pazed!

A long time ago, beyond the galaxy far far away, time itself broke. Now the multiverse is stuck on repeat and acts up often. This is the story of the mightiest of galactic heroes, trapped in near infinite repeats of time itself, and their adventures both in their own world and the rest of the multiverse. Part of the Infinite Loops fanfiction project

Sequel to Hope's Calling. For Harry, things were looking up. He owned most of his freedom, he knew how to orchestrate a good time, he had at least one functioning relationship at any given time. It was all more or less under control. Several explosions later, Harry never thought he'd long for a time when his issues were as simple as some idiot blowing a hole in reality.

Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.

Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!

SEQUEL TO ONE IN FOUR. When Kurt abruptly reappears after nearly ten years, his life and the lives of his family are rocked to the foundations. What follows is a struggle for hope, love, and - most importantly - healing.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

The Race has been freed from from the grip of Colonial conquest in less than two weeks. The writing is on the wall and now The people of Kobol must make nice with monotheistic Earth. How can they do that? Well, send missionaries! Book III-Colonials to the 13th colony, er Earth!

The Tau'ri have a part to play in things to come.

The First Contact War was the first time the Humans met the Citadel race. However, the Incident of Relay 314 was the not first time the Citadel races met humanity. (Up for Adoption)

A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.

What happens when a Hero, a Villain, and a Princess, all start Looping through time? Wacky shenanigans, of course. Time Loops for the Legend of Zelda series, in the style of the Innortal Time Loops and Saphroneth's MLP Loops.

Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

Yggdrasil, the computer that runs the Multiverse, has broken. This has caused chaos and destabilized the very underpinnings of reality. To help keep things stable, the Administrators started activating various realities to start looping through time. One, because of its massive use of time travel was thought unable to activate. They were wrong about that. The Doctor is in.

Yet another branch of the Infinite Loops inspired by Innortal and Saphroneth. Let's see the hijinks the Loopers from the World of Pokemon get into, shall we?

Love is no more than another tool in an assassin's repertoire, a charade to trick and deceive and murder, but even a Crow such as he was defenceless when faced with the real thing. Zevran-centric PoV, M!Cousland/Zevran

Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.

The world has tried to break Harry before. Some days, at his most lucid, he wonders if it succeeded. Either way, he doesn't intend to take it lying down, but from Templars to demons, the trouble keeps coming. Oh and the world might be ending, although that, for once, is someone else's problem.

The Worlds of the Final Fantasies have joined the Infinite Loops. What will happen in these most finest of fantasies? This is in I-VI because there is no category for all of FF, which kind of stinks.

The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.

AU, time travel. Voldemort won and Harry lost. Life under Lord Voldemort's rule isn't what the Purebloods thought it would be... so a half-baked plot to twist time to save their sorry hides is concocted. But will it work? [WIP]

When her Viper explodes, Kara Thrace finds herself recruited to a Corps that can lead to Earth and its special protectors. Crossover with DC Comics.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

The multi-dimensional super computer, Yggdrasil, which runs the Omni-Verse has broken. In order to have the time to fix it, the Admins put the Omni-Verse on safe-mode or time loops in order to contain the damage and try to fix it. So what does one do when they have all the time that they could possibly want and more? The Animorphs have joined the Loops.

What are the chances of a technical screw-up bringing Earth and the Colonies together? Not very high, at least that's what Lt. Kelsey Adama thought. Yet, here she is, on the brink of history where two supposedly long lost tribes of man are reunited. But when both sides have not seen one another for thousands of years and one has no intention of playing by the rules things get messy

Sequel to LEFT OVER. No one recognized the name when Kurt first spoke it–a name he'd found in his dreams–but he couldn't shake the feeling it was important: "Blaine". He had to find out what had happened to Blaine.

When Blaine finds out that Kurt's not being entirely honest with him about who he is, things go to hell in a handbasket pretty damn quickly. Things in Kurt's head were never as simple as they seemed. TRIGGER HEAVY. NOW COMPLETE.

Seeker Cassandra has finally tracked down the Warden, three years after her old recruit Anders started the Mage-Templar War. How does a Seeker convince a mage to side with the Chantry?

The World's Finest heroes enter the Infinite Loops.

What if Harry Potter was sent to Azkaban for killing Cedric Diggory? What if a Hufflepuff questioned his conviction?

The 'Race', and the Colonials of Cyrannus each tried to conquer Earth. They both failed. The Race has a new colony now. The Colonials haven't finished yet. It's a bad combination all around because everyone's stubborn. Welcome to the galaxy at large.

From my plot mabari bin: Dragon Age short stories, flashfics, and drabbles that include AUs, dimension-shifting, and crossovers. This week, the conclusion of "Hawkes over Ferelden," " Blood, Sweat, and Tears." A twist on the lost Human/Commoner Origin, Dragon 9:30-31. Characters listed are not necessarily pairings.

Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.

Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".

When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.

Name amended due to guidelines. A clash of ideologies will cause widespread death and destruction for two races both alike and strange to the other. SG1nBSG xover

Nico di Angelo's seriously in denial. But when Annabeth Chase and Connor Stoll are kidnapped, Nico, Percy, and several other campers must team up to save their friends. The slimmest hope for survival depends on Nico, who must face his inner demons and confront his true feelings for the son of Poseidon. Set between series.

Percy, Annabeth, and Grover must travel to Hogwarts to protect Harry, Ron, and Hermione as Voldemort grows stronger. But, when Harry and co grow suspicious of the so called "exchange students", will Percy, Annabeth, and Grover be able to keep their true identities a secret?

It's been sixteen years since Carole's baby boy went missing, but when Finn suddenly turns up in a Cincinnati hospital, wounded and damaged, Carole is finally able to bring him home. The adjustment isn't going to be easy on anyone.

Legend has it that there are only five things in the universe that the Colt can't kill. In reality, there are six.

The story from the aliens' point of view.

One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...

Meet Kurt Anderson and Blaine Hummel. Their lives are not what they thought they'd be.

The story of Avatar Kurt, Fire Prince Blaine, and the sparks between them that set the world alight. A fusion of Avatar: The Last Airbender with Glee. Multiple characters and pairings!

When the Labels people call you are written on your skin, they're not so easy to forget. AU

Merope survives to raise her son, Tom Riddle. AU.

Sam and Dean get a call from John's sister, Melissa McCall, and decide to follow it to Beacon Hills, to check out what could be a series of werewolf attacks. They didn't expect to find another family of hunters already on the case. Spoilers for all seasons of both shows. No pairings and especially not slash. Though there may be heavy bromances all around

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

Lydia has been dating Jackson for some time and has a secret fantasy she wants to fulfil. So why is she meeting up with Danny to discuss it? M/M/F relationship, you have been warned

Kurt has barely ever made contact with anyone because he is a faerie. This is a creature, or person, which makes a connection when it touches another. When Kurt accidentally meets Blaine Anderson, this becomes an even greater problem than he predicted.

Draco deeply regrets taking the Mark. He's terrified of failure and he cant fix the vanishing cabinet. Then he stumbles across a box that holds the secret to time travel. He goes back to 1st year to try and save his family and earns a loyal friend.

"They had it wrong, because you have wings. You're not just another one of the pets. You're an angel, fallen from heaven." Wing!fic.

Prince Kurt has found himself falling for Blaine, a mere stablehand. Even without their distinct differences in class, love would be difficult enough-yet it is proving itself nearly impossible. AU Klaine; rating for violence and sexual scenes

Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!

Kurt didn't take him in because he was attractive. He took him in because it was cold outside and he looked injured. It was like While You Were Sleeping, and Kurt was Sandra Bullock. Except with weird, unexplained phenomena. ...And without Bill Pullman.

Born to high society Blaine is raised to be quite the Beau, but when he comes out as gay to his mother she gives him a 'coming out party'. Enter Kurt Hummel, a modern day Cinderella, who finds himself enamored with the belle of the ball, Blaine Anderson.

Blaine is the most popular kid at school, he's also a bully. Kurt is the new kid and the victim of the football team, but bullying somebody doesn't necessarily mean you won't end up liking them, even if you try your best not to. Rated M for later

Based heavily on the story "Ella Enchanted," Kurt of Frell is cursed with the gift of obedience. See what happens when he ventures out into the world, encountering bullies, ogres, elves, faeries, and a dashing prince.

So after about four months of tests, the doctor had confirmed to his mother what was wrong with Red. "Your child is mute," A novelisation of the generation one games.

Based on this prompt: "Imagine how different Glee would have been if Burt had been Quinn's father and Russel had been Kurt's." How does Russel Fabray react to his son, Kurt, being gay? And how does Burt react to his little girl being pregnant?

It's okay if you're mad at me, as long as you're mine. Are you still mine? /Sequel to The Secret/

Kurt sings a rather risque song for Glee Club, inadvertently causing the club members to fantasize about him in...compromising positions. Kurt/Others Fantasy only but Klaine all the way. A fill for the Glee Kink Meme. Oh yes, this is gonna be good.

This is a side fic for The Sidhe, involving quite a bit of Klaine but focusing on the relationship between two OCs. Don't read this until you finish The Sidhe!

Shiftings 'verse #9. Best read as a follow-up to Weekend at Blaine's, but the smut can be enjoyed on its own. Some lighthearted Hudmel family drama, and the intimacy gets intense for Kurt and Blaine. Pease read the A/N before proceeding!

Their friends and family start thinking that Stiles and Danny are dating, even though they aren't. Possibly slash.

Part 1 of the Breathe 'verse. Pre-Klaine. Blaine gets sexually assaulted. Burt is the one to pick up the pieces. The Hummel-Hudson household is the safe haven. My spin on the old prompt. WARNING: SEXUAL ASSAULT - don't read if it may be a trigger.

In retrospect, there were signs that Kurt had missed.

Rachel forgets while on vacation that she's going to a new school, so of course, the others help her...Look out Hogwarts! Percy 5 are going to Magic School.

The Earth had been dying for years. If Harry were a decrepit old man, he would say he could feel it in his bones, but that wasn't exactly accurate for an undying man. Slash.

A love story, told in moments... Romance, Humor, Friendship, Fluff, Angst, and everything else.

Fantasy AU: When a boy is lucky enough to get his hands on a half-Faerie boy in an auction, he ends up falling too deep into something he doesn't understand. Full summary and warnings inside.

Surana and Zevran are well known for their noisy night-time activities, but what could they possibly want with two buckets of paint and a live goose? Wynne tries not to think about the implications, but she can't help being curious...

After a drunken hook-up, Puck finds himself in a bad way and he can't remember who was there with him… Kurt remembers the night in question, but is sure if he mentions it to anyone, Puck will kill him. Dead. Slash, Mpreg, Top!Kurt mentioned

Future fic, set in college. When Kurt and Rachel find out Puck is living in LA and pursuing an unconventional career, they go to investigate. What they find is both surprising and yet totally fits the self-proclaimed sex shark. T for now. Puck/Kurt

Wherein Megamind is apprehended by an organization of superheroes, and Roxanne learns that she may be just a little bit crazier than she thought she was.

Finn's been acting strangely, and it's so much worse than anyone thought. Expect the Unexpected.

Early in Zevran's career as a Crow, a mission takes him into the Chantry's cloister... and this concept of "atiya nagrano" is not quite what he's been led to believe.

Puck saves Kurt, but by doing so, Puck in reliving a dark past. By rescuing Kurt, Puck gets in trouble with the law. IN a court room full of his peers he is forced to think of thing he had so successfully repressed. Kurt/oc noncon .Puck/Kurt

SG-1/BSG 2003 Crossover. The Colonials invade Earth .. I know it's a little Cliche'd but give it a try. Jack/Sam, Lee/Kara

After Wynne and Leliana slay Alistair and the Warden for defiling Andraste's ashes, Morrigan is forced to explain to them that they've just doomed Ferelden and not even to SAVE the ashes. But how were they supposed to know? Warning: character death.

Faced with the consequences of a split-second choice, Eliwood's decision to spare Lloyd's life sets in motion destinies long thought unchangeable. Lloyd/Eliwood, Legault/Heath, Lyn/Florina, and many others. Slash, het, and Yuri all reside here.

Are we not all, in some way, searching for our cow? At least, Vimes is, and he's enlisted the Guard to help.

Nuclear reactors, human toys -- it was all just playing," she said. "Of course, they didn't need human help for this. That's like believing they needed to ask permission."

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

FE7 . Who would've thought that under all that hair, Lowen was such a hunk? Now the entire army is after him, but all he wants is the attention of one girl. LowenRebecca! Overwhelming silliness ahead.

The ‘Do Over’ story is a bedrock sub-genre of Harry Potter fan fiction and possibly all fan fiction It’s been done to death, both really good stories, and the kind I tell. This is NOT a 'Do Over'. Rather think of it as an 'Un Do'

Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.

EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.

FE7 slash A series of LegaultHeath drabbles, not necessarily related...

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

A follow up to Tech Support, Richie tries to figure out why the Watchtower is crashing. The cause is more sinister than originally expected and much more closely tied to Dakota than anyone thought.

Like the pheonix rising from the ashes, a legend is reborn... Return of the Dragoons in modern times. PG-13 for violence and language. >.> Sorry about the horribly cliched chapter titles, I'm running out of ideas.