AU of PoA. Eventual HPDM slash. Harry wakes in the night to a voice calling him from somewhere in the castle. He follows it- and everything changes. Updated every Friday.

DMHP, HPGW, GWAG, DMAG. Harry struggles with his dislike of the open marriage he and Ginny have and his jealousy of her bond with Astoria Greengrass, all while Ginny urges him to find a lover of his own. Draco offering an "arrangement" sounds like the kind of thing that will make their wives pay attention to them again. Or at least that was supposed to be the idea. COMPLETE.

*** BoO Spoilers!*** Apollo is stripped of his immortality until he can retake Delphi. Percy is offered thirteen months to decide if he wants to accept godhood. Someone has to teach Apollo how to be a human and Percy has to learn how to deal with his godly abilities. It's only logical for the two of them to work together. ***Will be Boy x Boy. Don't like? Don't read.***

After his 5th year and a strange beginning to his summer, Harry goes back to the Dursley's for the worst summer yet. Draco has come into his inheritance and is determined to find his mate, but the way he finds him is not what he expected. Warnings: HPDM slash, rape, child abuse, bad language and a weird start. Evil!Dumbledore Veela!Draco Creature!Harry. This is NOT a crack fic.

Nico has a horrible problem. His horrible problem is most commonly known as Percy. He has fallen for the big oblivious doof and doesn't know how to control his emotions. How will he ever get Percy to like him as more than a friend? N/P or P/N I dont really care about the order of names, so if you think it has anything to do with top or bottom...it doesnt.

Will Solace had his entire life planned out. He'd suffer through four arduous years of high school, and then he'd get into a prestigious Ivy League college. He'd go into Medical, and become a world-famous doctor. He'd get a boyfriend, and live far, far away from his family. And he'd finally be happy. But the first part of the plan was starting to get a bit unbearable. Solangelo.

HPDM slash. Harry knows very well that he's showing the mask of the Savior to everyone around him—his friends, his lovers, his enemies—but he doesn't know how to stop. The part of him that wants things to be different is selfish and greedy. He doesn't see any way to express it and not have his life explode…until Draco Malfoy, of all people, realizes it's there. COMPLETE.

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

Slight AU, taking place during HBP. It takes three detentions for Severus Snape to realize why Harry Potter cleans cauldrons so well-and even more for him to decide what to do about it. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. After a case he botched, Auror Harry Potter has to train with Draco Malfoy to learn the difference between Dark magic, which he doesn't always have to pursue, and evil magic, which the Aurors were formed to eradicate. He didn't expect his lessons to get so…intense. Twoshot. COMPLETE.

Four years passed by in the time that Nico left for college and the time he returned home. A lot went on during that time, some things that he was not around for. Others were there. Watching. Waiting. Living. Hurting. A collection of one-shots that fill in the gap between chapters 59 and 60 of Children of Loss.

Jason, after losing his virginity in New Orleans to a strange boy, has moved to New York and now attends Goode High. There he makes new friends and gets one of the prettiest girls as his girlfriend. But there's something about that Nico di Angelo kid...

AU, everyone is mortal. Percy met Nico the summer he taught swim lessons. A moment between them leaves Percy broken hearted. He tries to swallow his feelings, but seeing Nico at his new high school proves love at first sight may be truer than it first appeared. Rated T for boyXboy and mild swearing. Percico.

A HP/DM fic; Dark Harry. Starts after the DOM battle; when Harry loses Sirius, he decides to drop his act of being the naive golden boy and shows his true nature. What will happen to the Light, and the Wizarding World, as a result?

Will Solace applied to a prestigious boarding highschool in New Jersey, despite living in Texas. His family decides to spend the summer in a home on the Jersey Shore. While there Will meets an interesting bunch of teenagers.

HPDM, minor HPGW. Draco accidentally walks into the middle of an overheated argument between Potter and his Weasley, and nearly walks out again. But when he doesn't, it brings a spark to flame that would never have started on its own. A tale of five times Draco and Harry stand together. COMPLETE.

From the prompt: "What if one day everyone was brewing Amortentia and Harry walks in. Of course, he doesn't know what they're brewing, so the first thing he says is 'Why does the room smell like it's drenched in Malfoy's cologne' and then everyone, including Draco, just looks at him."

Nico's a pretty popular Youtuber. Will is the sort of prodigious blogger with a popular musician for a dad and a famous women's right activist for an aunt. All Will wants is a functional family. All Nico wants is to reach out to his viewers, and, of course, he wanted his dam contacts. Full summary with the story. Rated T for cursing.

Becoming a vampire for his 16th is not Harry's idea of a birthday present. But he wasn't even bitten so how did he become the impossible? He runs from all he knows to find out the answer and with the war looming on the horizon, Harry doesn't have much time to find new allies. Or even old enemies? D/H slash. Further warnings inside.

Will and Nico live in a religious (and quite homophobic) town. Nico has a religious and homophobic father, while Will has more accepting parents. Nico's father, catching on to the fact that Nico was gay, brought him to a protest against a gay pride parade to scare him straight. He sits, wallowing in self pity, until Nico makes eye contact with a certain disappointed blonde.

This is different from my regular stories. This is my attempt at Ares x Percy as I've had multiple requests. ***Note- sort of boy x boy. Don't like? Don't read.

Set after the battle on Mount Tamalpais at the end of The Titans Curse. Luke comes to Percy, hoping for a new life... But sometimes, no matter what, there's no right answer. ***Note- Boy x Boy. Don't like? Don't read.

"I know what a cookie is, Solace, I was wondering why you were giving me one." His voice sounded a little odd, but Will couldn't quite place it. He shrugged. "You need to eat more, you're practically a skeleton yourself."

HPDM slash. Harry saves Draco's life. That should be the end of it. Except it isn't, because Draco keeps coming up with crazy things—and Harry goes along with it because he can't wait to see what Draco's going to come up with next. Updated every Thursday. COMPLETE.

Still in love with Percy, but feeling completely hopeless, Nico has been hiding in the depths of the underworld. While there he discovers something that is going to change the entire world, but Nico could never have guessed just how much. Angst, drama, romance, sex. Percy/Nico.

***THIS IS SMUT.*** It has the basics of a plot but this is pretty much just going to be the smutty sequel to Could Never Imagine. This is simply going to be a telling of Nico's and Percy's budding relationship. ***Note- Boy x Boy. Don't like? You do not have to read.*** WILL HAVE BOY X BOY SEX!

Nico didn't mean to send the whole camp into panic-mode. He especially didn't mean to upset Will Solace. He just slipped away to help his dad out for a few days. It wasn't supposed to be a big deal. And for Hades' sake, why was Will Solace so upset? Solangelo.

HPDM slash. When the Ministry invents a way to distinguish between Light and Dark wizards, Harry Potter is one of their first test subjects. His totally unexpected result propels him into the middle of a political conflict over Dark wizards' rights. Updated every Sunday. COMPLETE.

The Lotus Hotel, paradise for the right price. Nico collapses in front of the Lotus Hotel and is taken in by the manager, Percy. But is this really paradise?

Sequel to AIFITGCL. Voldemort is finally gone, but now Harry has made a new enemy, who is possibly even more dangerous than Voldemort. Combine that danger with new revelations about the past, new additions to the family and ex friends out for revenge and Harry will have anything but a calm year. Will he manage to survive another threat? Slash, MPreg, other warnings in story

That one time that Nico lost a bet to Will and had to do everything he says for a week including but not limiting to having to call him Dr. Solace and Sir. Oh this is gonna be so good. Collab with bluelove22. Solangelo all the way with humor fluff and a bit of kink. Rating might go up. Please R&R. Note: they are adults in this fic living in New Rome. They are no longer at camp.

Nico had long ago turned off his own music and casually leaned over to listen to the humming of the cheery blond boy on the opposite lounge. He was bored, he was tired, he was low on caffeine and his flight had been delayed overnight; plus the guy had a decent voice on him. Solangelo one-shot mortal AU.

Set two hundred years after Blood of Olympus. Nico accepted the gods offer of immortality. Percy did not. What happens when a Cupid decides to give Nico a Valentine's Day gift? Could this be Nico's second chance at true love? *Nicercy* This was one of the winners from Takara Phoenix Valentine's Day contest. ***Will be Boy x Boy. Don't like? Don't read.***

One-shot. Solangelo Language teacher AU. - The Greek professor and the Italian teacher of Half-Blood High had a bubble of romantic and sexual tension the size of the school they worked in and everyone had noticed. Or, the one where Will and Nico flirt with each other in their mother languages to see who will blush in front of their class first.

10.25am- Okay, okay. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? 10.27am- Let me guess- frost bite? 10.29am- Hey, look who knows jokes AKA Nico accidently texts the wrong number and finds himself talking to a cheerful college student with a sun complex. AU. Solangelo. REUPLOADED FROM MY OLD ACCOUNT!

"So come and watch the sunset with me?" Solangelo. Post - Blood of Olympus.

The war is over Annabeth chose to leave camp to allow her soul to heal, leaving a distraught Percy behind. Soon enough though the girls at camp are coming-on to the twice savior of Olympus. Percy however has no intention of finding a new girlfriend. So how will he get them to leave him be? It's a good thing Nico is around. Percico *Note-Will be boy-boy, if you don't like don't read

This is a short side-fic that goes along with my other story, Could Never Imagine. This tells the story of what happened when the council learned that Nico and Percy were going out. This is the reaction of some of the gods. ***Note- mentions a boy x boy relationship. If you don't like, you don't have to read. ***Mentions of Percico.

Everything in Harry's life is pretty terrible, all things considered. His life is an endless cycle of crippling self-hatred and bitter sarcasm. So when Draco Malfoy comes sauntering back into it, sharp as a tack and twice as fit as he has any right to be, the only comfort Harry can find is that he can't possibly make it any worse. You know, probably.

HPDM slash. Sequel to Black Phoenix. In the lead up to Draco's election as Minister, Harry Potter broods. Only he can't do that all the time, even with most of Britain's population terrified of him now. So he has to find something else to occupy his time. And being a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord is it. COMPLETE.

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

Percy Jackson had gleaned a couple of things from the return of Nico di Angelo in his life: One, everything is better when you're drunk. Two: cigarettes taste bad but could be worse. Three: he might possibly be the teeniest-tiniest bit unequivocally gay.

Late one night, Percy lies to Annabeth and goes to meet someone. Multi-chapter, angst-ridden story with some sex and violence. Takes place a few years after the books, when the main characters are young adults. (Technical issues sorted, I think.)

HPDM slash, sequel to Easy as Falling. Not only humans were watching on that day the world changed. Now Harry's balancing delegations, work, romance, and trying to keep his phoenix from eating people. Hard work for a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord. COMPLETE.

"Now," Hades began. "What are your intentions?" Percy stared at him, was this really happening? Was Hades really going old timey protective daddy on him? It was so comical, the idea of it, that he almost laughed. But then he remembered how much Hades hated him and he had never felt more grave in all his life. No pun intended.

Nico di Angelo just doesn't like Valentines Day.

Jason cuddles the pain away, just like always

Nico and Percy get up in the middle of the night to the sound of their daughters cries. Mpreg

Sequel to "The Love You Kept Hidden" "You still trusted me though." "I always trusted you." "Nothing has changed, Nico. I remember now, I love you." Jason cupped Nico's face like he always did when he was being insecure and doubtful and made him look into his eyes. Nico's eyes were tear filled, his lips trembling.

"The best memories he's ever had have been taken away from him, memories that Hera won't allow him to remember on his own." "What are you talking about?" Jason demanded. "Tell him Nico, or I'll show him. I'll show everyone." "It doesn't matter anymore." Nico hissed. "He's with Piper."

When Percy offered to teach Nico how to swim, he never thought it would lead to the boy he had loved for forever holding him in his arms in the middle of the ocean, confessing his love.

Nico comes home crying when he first finds himself attracted to boys. Hades comforts his son, because if godly parents are good for anything, there's at least that. Pre- Nico's mother's death and the move to America

HPDM. All Draco wanted was for his boyfriend, the Saviour of the World, to change the weather. One-shot. Crack!fic.

HPDM, mostly preslash. Harry really doesn't like the way things are going in the wizarding world right now. But who's going to do something about it? Him, that's who! Or, how Harry became a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord. COMPLETE.

HPDM, RWHG. Ron recognizes the signs of obsession because he used to obsess over Hermione. Therefore he takes it upon himself to get Harry and Malfoy together when Harry starts obsessing over Malfoy. Otherwise, he might never stop hearing about how ugly Malfoy's supposed girlfriends are. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. Harry finds Draco lying, beaten, in the middle of Diagon Alley. He can't leave him there, so he takes him home. But it sure would have been easier to leave him there. COMPLETE.

Eleven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry is approached one evening at the Three Broomsticks by Draco Malfoy, who claims that thanks to the publication of Harry's official biography, everybody in the wizarding world has come up with a very interesting theory about the two of them.

Draco has find a way to switch Harry to Slytherin and tries to get Harry to love him too. But will he succeed or will Harry think that Draco's crush is just a lie? And how will they cope with the House's rivality and with Voldemort? Slash, please R and R!

AU of OotP and later. After learning the truth of exactly how badly vampires are treated in the Wizarding world, Harry takes it upon himself to improve their lives, in whatever way he can. eventual Dark!Harry, vampire!Harry, HP/LV/Sanguini

HPDM slash. Maybe the world should be grateful that Harry only became the next Dark Lord and not something else. Like the Minister. Featuring Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord Harry. COMPLETE.

At the Academy, an international school for the supernatural, Nico has been Percy's best friend and secret admirer for longer than he cares to recount. But when Fate intervenes and Jason Grace, a new and powerful addition to the Academy, walks onto the scene and threatens to unravel years of devotion and work, Nico has no choice but to rend Fate's design. Alternate Universe.

ONESHOT: Looking not a day older than sixteen, as he had all those years ago in the Chamber, Tom Riddle stopped behind the mirror and raised a shaking hand to touch it, his eyes wide with wonder. And Harry took a step forward and reached his own hand out to touch the glass on his own side. HPLV pre-slash, post-DH but ignores the epilogue

Draco asks Harry to help him beat the Imperius curse during 4th year. The lessons turn into more than either expected. A story of redemption and forgiveness. SLASH DRARRY Pairings: HP/DM Timeframe: 1994-2002 Goblet to 4 yrs post-DH EWE Rating M for language, angst, content

Life was never boring when the ghost king was around. He always had something with him, and he always made it a point to trigger a reaction from the son of Poseidon. Post TLO, Percy/Nico.

One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.

HPDM slash. Harry starts a revolution. And Draco is a spy wondering if he should betray Potter for his parents, or the other way around. COMPLETE.

Lucius curses Harry and Draco to a forced marriage. But they're not required to be with each other, only live together, so both pursue other relationships. As time passes, however, things change. HPDM, HPGW, HPOMC, DMAG. COMPLETE.

Harry finally gets tired of being mistreated by the Dursley's and his complaints ignored or dismissed by the faculty of Hogwarts so he runs away. He learns a lot on the streets and in the world he falls into.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

HPDM, HPGW, oneshot. Harry drinks a potion that he hopes will show him his future. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. COMPLETE.

HPDM preslash. Draco doesn't want to babysit Dudley Dursley because Potter is out of the country, and he especially doesn't want to hear what Dursley has to say to him. At first. COMPLETE.

Crack Fic!HPDM, LVSS, RWHR. i think i was on a sugar high when i wrote this...

HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.

as the clock struck midnight Harry Potter came into his inheritance, with this new development came a life mate, but if Harry doesn't find and bond with his mate by his 17th birthday...they'll both die...DMxHP, RWxHG, OCTN AU.

AU. Life alters drastically for Harry, Draco, and Snape after the Parseltongue incident in second year. Sometimes, all it takes is one impulsive throwing of a stone to send ripples of change through several lives. HP-SS mentorfic, HPDM slash. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE

slash Slytherin!Harry, Dark ish Harry, Gang!Harry. At the age of six, Harry runs away from his abusive family and is considered dead to the Wizarding World. Suddenly, at the age of 13, he reappears. Over 200,000 hits!

Everyone has secrets. Some are just more surprising than others. Drarry, Slash, DMHP, rated M, complete in 7 parts.

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

COMPLETE HarryDraco. In the aftermath of the final battle, Harry spots Draco amongst the captured Death Eaters, and wants some questions answered. The answers set him on a path full of danger and intrigue, and the blossoming of a new love.

He could have been anything. A Goblin. An Orc. A Mountain Troll. Hell, he could have been the King of Dwarves for all Harry cared. But NO, of all the magical creatures, Draco Malfoy had to be a vampire. DMHP.

Sequal to Secrets. Every secret is coming out...to everyone, including the Dark Lord. How will Harry and Draco deal with Voldemort and a Horcrux search when they can't even trust each other? sequal, SLASH, numerous pairings but mostly DMHP

HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.

Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE

Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete.

Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg

DH SPOILERS, ignores epilogue. Harry is surprised when Draco Malfoy appears at Ron and Hermione's wedding, but not as surprised as he's going to be. Oneshot.

HarryDraco, RonHermione, SeamusBlaise...Yup, it's the usual cliche story line of Veela!Draco and Harry as his mate but I've added my own twists and turns. Slightly random, kind of childish, but full of laughs.

No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.

HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE

COMPLETE: What if Harry and Draco were really friends behind all the insults and fights with each other? When would it have started and where would it end? Major spoilers for books 3,4,5,6. DMHP, FGL, BZSF, OWOC, HPCD

ABANDONED: A Vampire has come to Hogwartsas a student! And the one destined to kill him has come as well. How will they adjust to life at Hogwarts while they're trying not to kill each other? side fic to Secrets, OCs abound, eventual slash, rated for later content

Oneshot sequel for Bond. Timestamp meme for Fourth Rose, who asked for a story set postBond, the day after the epilogue.

Oneshot sequel in three parts for Bond. Timestamp meme for Calíope Amphora, who asked for a story set postBond, for the boys' first anniversary.

Harry, in a freak Potions mishap, is turned into a tiny kitten! To make matters worse, Malfoy’s been assigned task of caretaker! SLASH

Timelines, deleted scenes, articles related to Bond. In other words, nothing of interest, except to folks who have read Bond. Final addition: the healing circle in chapter 1112, from Lucius Malfoy's point of view.

Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.

Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.

HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.

The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash

HxD An Easter story: a very short look into the future of the Checkmate universe. Set five years after the ending of the Checkmate epilogue.

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process

Harry wakes up looking like a girl, Draco is possessive, yet oddly sweet, Hermione squeals like the girl she is, and Pansy is rather likeable. A tale of a Veela and his mate. Or was it a mate and his Veela? Slash HPDM. Pre OotP. COMPLETE

Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP

Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH

AU. Slash. DracoHarry. Draco has nowhere else to go for Chrismas, and no one want sot spend it alone.

And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers

Instead of allowing Draco to stay with family or friends when his father is arrested, Dumbledore places him with Harry Potter. What was Dumbledore thinking? HD Complete. Revised Blaise version

Fred and George have a GENIUS plan to lock Harry and Draco in an isolated room. What will happen behind closed doors? The hatred between the two will slowly fade and is replaced by... gasp.. What? (COMPLETE)

AU A "faerie" tale with elves, vampires, and reincarnation. Draco's a transfer student who arrives at Hogwarts during Harry's seventh year, trying to fulfill a promise made nearly a hundred years ago. DH.

Harry-Draco AU. One-Shot. Non-magic. After an unexpected encounter in a supermarket, Harry’s Christmas takes an interesting turn of events.

A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.

Harry and Draco get together. FINALLY.

[Slash] During the first day of Potions Class, Draco refused to take a Blinding Potion. Draco defied but faltered when Snape threatened points. Draco improvised. He drank the potion but didn't swallow. Instead, he kissed Harry Potter.

In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!

Harry writes a letter...

Draco sets Harry up for an ambush, and decides to follow him all day so he can watch the fireworks... but he gets much more than he bargained for.

Harry wakes up with a throbbing head, but he soon realizes that a headache is the last thing he has to worry about. And what part does Draco play in it all? Timetravel, AU. HPDM slash. Complete.

Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??