Name: Death. Streak. Whatever; I honestly don't care. Loves: Anime, violent movies, even more violent games, manga, Soul Eater, Death Note... Likes: ...See above Dislikes: People. Hippocrates. When people think it's all about themselves. Hates: Stupid people. When people think it's all about themselves and they're right. Random: Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over. When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at stupid people Silence is golden, but ductape is silver. Whoever said nothing was impossible never made an attempt to slam a revolving door. I have an hourglass figure, the sands just keep shifting. When you're young and fall of a horse, you get some broken bones. When you're old and fall off a horse, you go splat. Dude... I was thinking... a lot... one time... I... I had an Epiphany... Today... Is... Tomorrow's... Yesterday... It's retarded. It's ridiculous. It's re-dic-u-tarded! Sanity is a state of mind. It's near North Dakota. Being normal is for freaks. They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school. I just need a toxic substance... L.A. tap water will do just fine. Tacos are great, because you can eat them and whatever drops is a taco salad. What is a fork and a spoon? Why, that would be a FOON, my friend!! Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--I'm not a can. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon! The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me. There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate! Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile Lists: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. 60 things to do in an elevator: 100 things to ALWAYS remember when you join the insane secret agency society :D 1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. 2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3.Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public. 5.Do not go out in public. 6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7.Note expressions. 8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9.Floor is slippery when wet. 10.Lake is slippery when dry. 11.Only talk to strangers you know. 12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15.Kill them for security purposes. 16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18.The men in white coats are not your friends. 19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25.Train army of flying monkeys. 26.Goldfish don't like milk. 27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28.Find out who invented the word "pianist". 29.People are staring at you. 30.So act insane. 31.People are weird, but not as weird as me. 32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible. 35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36.Never pet a burning dog. 40.You know what would look good on you? 41.Immolated cockroaches. 42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43.The size of Danny DeVito. 44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. 45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!" 48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49.That way is rum. 50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t. 52.You cannot kill the snow. 53.The snow can kill you. 54.Grass can also kill you. 55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56.Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58.Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61.Pretend to be so around the n00bs. 62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65.Remember to kill HIM... 66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67.Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions. 71.Eat the evidence. 72.But not if it's broken glass. 73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. 74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75.Disregard last note. 76.Note reactions. 77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78.Stock up on ball point pens. 79.Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81.Do not stick fingers into blender. 82.Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83.Blood loss is bad. 84.Find way to re-attach fingers. 85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86.Answer every question with a question. 87.Ask people what gender they are. 88.Note reactions. 89.Refer to people as "mortal". 90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92.Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93.Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94.Kill them. 95.Brutally. 96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97.Dunk head in boiling water. 98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! 100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down... Copy and Paste: If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. If the only reason you are on the computer is because it has fanfiction or other books on line, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think flamers are dirt bags who spend their day thinking of ways to insult people, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the reason for taking Meth and other illegal drugs is the lack of an actual life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3 If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/ or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this into your profile. If you know that goth and emo are 2 different things, copy this to your profile! If you wish a certain fictional character was real, copy this to your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (I'm Z or Nao!!!) Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (Or do it later.) If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile Other Copy and Paste: I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Danny Phantom, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Real/Fake Friends: FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs. FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this |