So... the pen name originated from my b*ing about the proportions of a friend's drawing of a stick figure while we were playing hangman. I thought it was funny, so... here we are. I really don't know what else to say. Kthxbai.

Stories in Progress

...None. :'(

My Favorite Quotes

"The truth is hilarious." - my dad, when I was laughing at how he teased my dog. Don't ask. I don't even remember.

"Let me tell you why women win 99.9% of all fights. And I'll tell ya why right now, here it is: because you are mental terrorists. You are brain ninjas." - Dane Cook doing stand-up.

"Just remember when you're laughing at me for being different, I'm laughing at you because you're all the same." - a T-shirt