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Favorite Color: Red

Favorite Food: Coca Cola!! (it's technically a food since it is not water)

Age: 15

From: Michigan

Name: Daved (pronuonced David, but spelled differently)

Job: Crew Member at McDonalds (no I'm not fat or a high school dropout, they were the only ones who would hire me and I'm saving up for a car)

Favorite Things: Three Days Grace, Regular Show, Sherlock, and Doctor Who

Hobbies: Drawing, writing, video games

Favorite Video Games: Fallout 3 and New Vegas, Just Cause 2, Battlefield Bad Company Gold Edition and 2, Jak games, AC3, and Halo

Family: Dad, Grandma, Daniel

Friends: Ryan (Brunomarslover21; see Ryan you're famous now)

Stories

Last Chance: Mordecai finally gets the courage to ask out Margaret.

Dinner For Two: Benson and Audrey have dinner together

Finally: Mordecai and Margaret are getting closer, but who wants to destroy their relationship?

My Little Terminator, Destruction Day: Crazy story I wrote. If you are a serious bronie don't read, but it's not meant to be offensive towards you.

The Accident: Margaret has died in a car, and Mordecai is depressed, but he slowly starts to change once he meets Raine, the blue jay who works at the movie store.

Bird Meets World: Mordecai and Margaret have a little baby boy. You get to watch him grow and see the adventures he goes through with friends, school, and family.

Happy Birthday Brunomarslover21!: A Doctor Who fanfiction for my friend from above

Favorite Characters:

Mordecai: He's cool, and laid back. Kinda Hipster and I admire that. Shy which is totes funny.

Margaret: I have dreamed of her getting with Mordecai, but she seemed so out of Mordecai's leaguue, but she stopped bein such a player and saw the chance or them open up. Picking up Magaret is my favorite episode, I can't wait to see their relationship after th kiss.

Thomas: IDK, he's just cool.

Truths of Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical imposibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you ever ate something off the floor that was there for less or more than 5 seconds, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in the five second rule, copy and paste this to your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism

You squeeze a lemon, you get lemon juice. You squeeze an orange, you get orange juice. So how come when you squeeze a cow, you get milk??? COW JUICE, PEOPLE!!!

100% Regular Show fan! Copy and paste if you agree!

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you have a cartoon crush post this to your profile and tell the world your crush. Mine is Margaret from Regular Show. We were meant to be.

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