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You'll Find What You're Looking For At Walmart by mama4dukes reviews
What happens when a lonely and betrayed vampire meets his mate at Walmart? Join Peter and Bella as they band together with their ragtag team of friends to creatively exact revenge on those who did them wrong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 317,436 - Reviews: 4759 - Favs: 3,142 - Follows: 2,552 - Updated: 3/11/2018 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Bella, Peter - Complete
The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp reviews
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 192,504 - Reviews: 4093 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
God Blessed Texas by MusikMuse reviews
A/U When a 5yr old Bella is rescued by Jasper from a blood-thirsty Maria. He takes her back with him to live with the Cullens in Forks. Read to see how life growing up with vampires affects her and those around her. When Bella turns 18 she is forced to either become a vampire or watch those she loves die.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 126,677 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 8/6/2009 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Dates, Mates, Hate, and Fate by mama4dukes reviews
Vampires don't exist...or do they? Bella's secret knowledge of vampires is inadvertently brought to surface when she & her friends are all thrown in the path of fate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,257 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Well Hell by Just a writer get over it reviews
Bella Swan, not really an attractive girl in NY. But, Jasper Whitlock decides to have 'fun' with the young girl. After something that horrifies Bella, she leaves . 3 years later, a new girl transfers into Jasper's school. What if it's Bella? Who knows
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,714 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Bella, Jasper
My Dying Wish by peters.kitten reviews
Listening to Jasper tease Edward about 'finally having a female on top of him' and hearing Edward's hissed reply from underneath my bed was more than I could take. "I've heard of monsters under the bed, but this is just ridiculous." AU, Bella x Peter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,728 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Blood Doesn't Always Make the Bond by Raven Jadewolfe reviews
Bella and family move to NH to escape a tragedy that left her a teen mother. She's not looking for a life beyond being a good mom, but the gang works to show her that there is more to life, friends, and family than blood.AH/C/NC pairs/18&over NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,125 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Conversations with My Killer by Oracle Vas reviews
To me, life was a heartbeat in time and a breath of air. Jasper showed me it was truth, justice, faith, love, and fear. He dared me to be different. He encouraged me to defy the rules of my world and create my own. And on my last day, he took it all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 193,610 - Reviews: 4871 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Path of Providence by lissylouwho reviews
After years of death and destruction at Maria's side, Jasper escapes with Peter. Together they wandered through the South for decades, roaming from place to place. One night in Phoenix, Jasper has a life-altering experience. AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,386 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Sassy Desert Rat and the Bad Boy Texan by Phyora reviews
Bella is the sexy confident new kid from Phoenix, Arizona who is taking the town by storm. She integrates herself into the Cullen's life easily. The only thing not so easy is getting to know the sexy mysterious Jasper Cullen who intrigues her the most.JXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,659 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Gun Show by peters.kitten reviews
"Out of all the vamps in the world, I just had to run into a retarded one. And, really, sparkling vampires? So lame. Whats next-meowing werewolves?" What happens when a bored vampire meets a cynical human with nothing left to lose? Peter/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,216 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Peter, Bella
Bitemarks & Bloodstains by forthelongestday reviews
Two days in Phoenix is all it takes to make Jasper realize that mere curiosity cannot explain his obsession with the human who has so thoroughly caught Edward's attention. [AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,034 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Match Made in Hell by Chelsea May reviews
Apparently, she's insane in logical way but that doesn't mean she's in the right state of mind. So maybe that's why he was attracted to her. He can sense her real true form from her silent demeanor. The perfect twisted match.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Monstress by Mystycal mysty reviews
Kidnapping the mate she's known was hers after Changing 17 years prior,leads to unexpected adventures chasing the preternatural world and those who control it.Izzy thought they knew a lot, little did they know… OOC J/B Fighting/lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 325,791 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Perfection by remember me for how i once was reviews
The first thing that came out of my mouth was stupid and rude, but I couldn't help it, "Did you kill my cat?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,930 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Bliss by I Bedazzled My Boyfriend reviews
Because we're groggy morning kisses and midnight Scrabble games and animal crackers. We're Bella and Jasper. We're bliss. AH, AU, JxB, O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Sweet scent of Home by Idratherbereading29 reviews
Edward is fascinated by Bella from the start and decides to befriend her. Jasper - already estranged from Alice ,her failed project, and wondering if he needs to leave Forks - has his own reasons for trying to get in between his brother and the new girl.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 100,993 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Let Go by LetItRock reviews
HIATUS. Life is never perfect and Bella's is far from it. But when her family moves to Texas, she meets Jasper. Can he teach her to just let go? Can Jasper - someone with his own hardships - save a girl who has kept her heart locked away for so long? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 180,573 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Things a Vampire Can’t Do by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
A series of VERY FUNNY one-shots of things our favorite vampires can't do. Set in Eclipse. Brought to you by JasperSAYSrelax128 writer of "Oops, he did it again!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
The Things My Killer Does For Me by OdieIsAwesome reviews
"Were you about to smother me with that pillow?" "No, I was just fluffing it for you." What is that crazy Jasper up to now? AU AH OOC one-shot. M because of my potty mouth. R&R No plot what so ever
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Death Becomes Her by deadnow reviews
He found her like that, bat in hand, smashing out the windows of the church.He wasn't hungry, but he couldn't help it. 'I like to see the pretty things burn,' She'd said. She'd be the death of him. PxB slight OOC, obvious AU, post New-Moon, O/S to be cont.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 258 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Scars by CookieAndMudkip reviews
Its Bella's first day back at school, what happens when she becomes the object of not one, but two vampires? Edwards Obsessed and Jasper's in love. Darkward story. M For future lemons and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,950 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Running by Merina Green reviews
What do you do when someone steals your Happily Ever After? Sometimes eternity can take an unexpected turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 212,420 - Reviews: 2728 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Bella a Prankster! Who Figured! by StormysGirl11 reviews
What happens when Bella decides to play pranks on the Cullens? Will they laugh and let it slide or will they come back with vengeance? R&R First fan fic. Changed it to T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,165 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008
Chained by Piper-Knight reviews
AU Tired of hearing them bicker, Alice handcuffs Bella and Jasper together. Of course, fighting follows, but so does an ending to the two's conflicts. Who knew the most annoying man Bella had ever met was the one that her heart wanted all along? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Bite Your Lip by HisShinySilverVolvo reviews
They were broken when they found each other, and together they mended each other's wounds... but every harsh wound always leaves a scar. Complicated, stupid, selfish, impossible... love. // Jasper-Bella story, Rated M to be safe. 600 reviews!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,531 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bella, Jasper
You've GOT To Be Kidding Me! by XxLoverSarahxX reviews
Parody of Twilight! Funny! Read! Teen for strong language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella
Breaking the Rules by Wonder Woman 82 reviews
Bella Swan finds herself at Meyer Preparatory school, and with new friends. What happens when she meets Jasper Hale, who has a set of rules that all girls need to fall under for him to be interested? Rated M for future lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,536 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
DO THOSE MONKEYS REALLY NEED THAT BLOWING PIN? by ilikedharrypotterb4twilight3 reviews
do they?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
First Love Lost by Oracle Vas reviews
An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,618 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Still Beat by Anlynne reviews
What if you learned that the person you thought was your soul mate was only a path to his brother?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,537 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete