~*Who is Sullen Syren?*~

~Not gonna give you my real name (it's more mysterious...or something) but it's safe to say it's one of those really boring/common ones that when you're standing in a busy street and someone yells it out, 'bout 8 people all turn around at once.

~I'm 16, and I live in Australia, near the coast (that's right people, the land of Hugh Jackman!!! Our greatest and sexiest export...though we do hate it when anyone mentions that bastard Crocodile Hunter within a five-kilometre area)

~I'm an only child, though the parentals do count our golden retreiver/labrador cross as the sister I never had.

~*The Muses*~

~Adrian & Neil Rayment (remember the albino Twins from The Matrix Reloaded? God's gift to women, I say. Unnaturally buff and hot. And could knock together a book case for you in no time.)

~Orlando Bloom (what can I say about him? What needs to be said, he's just ridiculously good-looking)

~Hugh Jackman (It's an Aussie/living, breathing woman thing)

~Billy Boyd (Who wouldn't fall in love with that accent?!)

~Johnny Depp (do I even need to explain?!)

~Craig Parker (he's Haldir in LOTR...did anyone else thing he looked somewhat stretched in TTT? but he looked really gorg. jus before he died...of course)

~And there are more, thousands more, but I'll leave it at that for now.

~*Favorites*~

~Films~
The Lord of The Rings Trilogy, the Star Wars Trilogy, both X-Men flicks, Trainspotting, and Reach The Rock (arthouse film that no one's eva heard of)

~Tunes~
~Coldplay, Marilyn Manson, Grinspoon, Eminem, The Herd, Rage Against The Machine, The Verve, Queens of the Stone Age, Joni Mitchell, and occasionally Enya. But I listen to the Lord of The Rings soundtracks everyday...a religious experience.

~Characters~
~Legolas, Haldir, Boromir (slash or not slash applies for these 3), Merry & Pippin, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, The Twins from Matrix Reloaded. (I actually think slash is a really groovy thang if you can get into, but unfortunately it don't float everybody's boat :/ )

~*Quotes For Which I Live By*~

"We are getting aggrevated."
"Yes, we are."

"No, no I'm not a drug dealer, thank you for asking. But would you like an 11-yr-old prostitute sent to your room, we can do that. Or how about we off someone for you, how does that sound? Or I know, why don't we start small, with something like a fresh towel. Maybe you can roll that up and smoke it. By the way, Cheech, don't go spending all your money on guns and needles just yet."

"I give us about 20 minutes before our first ass-raping."

"Where'd you get the bus?"
"I stole it from a blind chick."

"It's Hansel! Oh, he's so hot right now!"

"What is this, a center for ants?! How can we teach children to read if they can't even fit inside the building?! It needs to be, like, three times bigger!"
"He's absolutely right..."

"Would somebody please get Frodo out of the sideboard?!"

"Drink?"

"I'm going to go enjoy the uncontaminated water source while we still have one!!!"

"You let Pippin have green jelly babies? YOU LET PIPPIN HAVE GREEN JELLY BABIES???!!!!!"

Well, that's about it...phew. For those of you who read through all this crap hoping for a light at the end of the tunnel, my apologies. But consider this your salvation: I'll shut up now.