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Joined 06-16-03, id: 400886
Author has written 16 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, and Utena.
Mer... mmkay, so i'm a 15 yr old ny resident who likes anime/manga, lemony snicket, rock music played quite loud, comics, and various other raging horrors. it seems like i'll be writing alot of romantical-ish stories because that's the kind of softy i seem to be turning into. my favorite anime is Utena, my favorite fiction book of all time is David Klass' "you don't know me", my favorite movie is "The Adolecene of Utena", and my favorite children's series is (gee, take a guess) the series of unfortunate events by lemony snicket. i hope you enjoy my fics, but you should know that all flames will be viciously ignored.

"Tis here, but yet confused, Knavery's plain face is never seen till used."

"like a leech/i hold on/as if we belonged/to some/precious, pure dream/cast off/you see what's beneath/now fail me..."

"Flesh into gear, myself appears/disected and pretentious/a simple sound, a heavy sigh, you win the whole world over/you live in fear of being something that you didn't want to/I realize your insecurities will get the best of you."

"She'l be right here in my arms/so in love/she'll be right here in these arms/she can't let go..."

"I might have some fun, by accident."

"MOVE OVER YOU SELFISH LITTLE PEACOCK!"

"Why are you touching me? why must you KEEP touching me?"

"the door will close and i will be denied / the dagger thrust into my chest / you claim yourself to the victory / but it is i who will rest in peace..."

"Snog my soul!"

"I LOVE YOU ALL!"

"There's no shame in crying when the tears are worth the shedding."

"Methinks the lady doth protest too much."

"not all that wander are lost."

"an escalator can never be out of order; it can only be temporarily stairs."

"chromosomes divide / multiply and thrive / and the strong survive / and the strong survive."

"take this promise for a ride / you saw the forest now come inside / you took the legend for a fall / you saw the product of it all..."

TIFF IS A SEXY BEAST!!*

LIA MY SECUBUS IS HOME!!*

thank you all, and GOODNIGHT!!

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Sev's Diary by Vanyaria Darkshadow reviews
Oh my... you have stumbled across Snapes diary... can you REALLY resist a peek? 3 Please check out my band, Mina's Veil - we've written a song about the amazing Professor Snape called The Silver Doe You can find us on Facebook, Bandcamp, Tumblr, YouTube and Patreon. If we get enough support we will be working on a new album, music videos (and more fanfiction!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Reanimation by Amadelia reviews
Harry is still losing the struggle against the neurological strain of saving the magical world, and his friends have succumbed to other interests and desires for themselves. Yet meanwhile a new enemy threatens to reawaken...at Harry's direct expense.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
I Did by DM aka Dark Moon reviews
Part Six What if Violet hadn't changed her handwriting in time in book one? May contain Spoilers for all eight books.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2004 - Published: 10/15/2002
Juri vs Mary Sues by blasphemy1 reviews
Juri sets forth from Ohtori to defeat the evil which is Mary Sue fandoms everywhere. You know you wanna read this fun little parody fic. ;)
Utena - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003
Beer and Basketball by culturevulture73 reviews
Another small, slashy bit. BriscoeLogan, so run for the hills now!
Law and Order - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2003 - L. Briscoe, M. Logan
The Sad Waste of This Wonderful Invention by big tears reviews
For blissfully ignorant: a short little Olaf-rant whilst VFD was still running smoothly.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/14/2003
In the Shadow of the Valley of Death by Lord of the Squirrels reviews
A suicidal songfic about Nny.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2003
Cocytus by Amadelia reviews
A post-canon Utena fanfiction, as in a desperate attempt to gain the Power he once held and lost, Akio guides the Seitokai to a new means for the eternal End.
Utena - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/19/2003
Lost by VenusDeMilo reviews
Hermione gets lost in the past and falls in love with Severus... Cliche, true... but still fun (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Oblivious by big tears reviews
Brooding never was very pleasant. One-shot on Ginny's obsession with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Waiting Up by big tears reviews
Narcissa waits for Lucius to return from a... "business meeting". I'd say it's not as bad as it sounds, but that really depends on your opinion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2003 - Lucius M.
Goodbye Cruel World by big tears reviews
One-shot. "Maybe he did want to die. Maybe it would be better than having to sit and wait to slip into an abyss of nothingness and anti-noise. "
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Draco M. - Complete
Ever Dying Rose by Amadelia reviews
In a dream, Draco finds himself meeting up with his old "guardian angel", who tells him that she'll be seeing him at Hogwarts the coming year, and he'll need her more than he did the first time she came to him...when his father began his illicit practices
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Draco M.
Festering Wounds by Amadelia reviews
The result of a dislike of Harry/Hermione happy marriage ends in divorce fics. Here's to rape, pain, and Harry's downfall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/24/2002
In the End by LittleMaggie reviews
Draco is on the verge of doing something extreme. He loves Ginny incredibly, but she doesn't return the feelings. Goes along to "In the End", Linkin Park. Really depressing SONGfic, R&R, don't flame me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W.
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Can't Let GO reviews
YAY!! The Violaf magick that began with wwmmlc is now a TRILOGY!! did Violet really think she could get away from Olaf that easily??
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 8/8/2003
A User's Guide to the Rosebride reviews
i wrote this ages ago.....a pathetic attempt at humor--utena writes a short bit about anthy's idosyncrasies.
Utena - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/26/2003
Pawn reviews
I have waaaaaay too much free time. a brief scene when Jacques learns that Jerome is engaged to Esme
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2003
Something Wonderful reviews
Argh. I haven't written poetry in ages.....it's bad, but please refrain from swearing if and when you review.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2003
Bad Faith reviews
ahhh the bliss.....father-son bonding, malfoy style! whoo-hoo! so prepare for massive happiness...if your into that sort of thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Draco M., Lucius M.
The Kid's Aren't Alright reviews
The Bauldilares and Quagmires have grown up, but their tragic pasts have led them to some hellish futures.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 8/14/2003
Kamikaze reviews
After the loss of his brother, endless members and of course his beloved Beatrice, our dear Mr. Snicket decides it's time to take matters into his own hands. Not for the idealistic ones who dislike the idea of Snicket violence
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2003
For the Silence of the World reviews
Years after the schism, the noble organization has healed itself, recruiting and training new members. A plan is uncovered that could have disasterous results for the trained memebers, but is it too late? dun dun DUN!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/13/2003
Knee Deep in a Sick Love reviews
Fairly romantic olaf/esme story that takes place during the ersatz elevator and other times now. ::NOTE RATING INCREASE:: I'm sure it's not THAT bad but I didn't want to take the chance of offending anyone.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003
Disengage the Simulator reviews
random little CKY-inspired fic about the Quagmires while they're being held before TEE, just after they were kidnapped. there's theatre troupe members in it. you will enjoy.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 8/5/2003
Give me Speed reviews
My first decent hp fic in SO LONG!!! ARGH!! Inspired by my sexy CKY-listening fellow....ron stresses over loss of Hermione. Story better then summery
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Ron W.
Undone reviews
sometimes comfort can come from the strangest places. another violaf story, but this one isn't as good. sorry.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2003
Take this Promise for a Ride reviews
*chapter 1 is bad, but it'll get better* the sequel to wwmmlc.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,447 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 7/17/2003
The Heat of the Chaos reviews
Flo and Tocuna's relationship pre-theater troupe. disturbing subject matter--read a/n first
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2003
Walk with me my little child reviews
this is what I get for reading ASoUE at three am while listening to System of a Down. Anyway, Olaf has captured the orphans and Violet gets some strange information. The story is better than the summery, trust me.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 7/12/2003
To my Kind Editor reviews
Lemony Snicket finds evidence that his beloved Beatrice is still alive somewhere. morp.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003