Hi peps :D I hope that you'll enjoy the story's that I will be able to put on here

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Interests:

Transformers

Mass Effect

Ben 10

Avatar

Left 4 dead

Bionicle

Sonic

Halo

TMNT

Nicknames:

Nova, Kit-kat, Spaz, Syd

I am willing to take messages from you guys!! the Feedback to help me improve my stories would me everything to me!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read & ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

You know you're obsessed with Rise of the Guardians when...

Every time you slip on ice you yell at Jack to knock it off,

You've become suspicious of cookies, thinking they might have elf spit on them,

You think of Tooth when you go to the dentist,

You stay awake at night trying to see the dreamsand,

You really want one of Bunny's Easter eggs,

You find yourself saying you feel something in your belly,

When you hear a sound under your bed you yell "GO AWAY PITCH I'M TRYIN' TO SLEEP",

You can quote the movie pretty much word for word,

You nickname your rival Kangaroo, a prankster Frostbite, a quiet person Sandy, a jolly person North, and a dentist Tooth,

And you find yourself thinking about what the Guardians and Pitch would do in the situations you're in.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're obsessed with Rise of the Guardians!

My name is Sarah I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mummy would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up all the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark my folks aren't home
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse my name he calls
I press myself against the wall
I try and hide from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping he shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault that he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more,
I finally get free and I run for the door.
He's already locked it and I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream, but its now much too late
His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy murdered me.

If you think the above poem is sad and child abuse is wrong, copy this into your profile.

To keep a healthy grasp on your INsanity...

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

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When in an elevator...

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If you have done (or plan to do) ANY of these things in an elevator, copy and paste this in your profile.

xx

Quotes by unknown people, but still funny as hell.

"We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round."

“Coffee -- do stupid things faster and with more energy!"

“Ah shit, you’re gonna try to cheer me up, aren’t you?”

"I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life."

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

"None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all"

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"

"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states"

"Dain bramaged"

"Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!"

"Pissing off the planet one person at a time!"

"It takes 42 muscles to smile, so instead, pick up your middle finger and say 'bite me' in a bitchy tone!"

"So...there's this CHICKEN, right...?"

"K-I-S-S M-Y A-S-S spells kiss my ass!...What!? I'm not a well mannered child!"

The Guide to getting an update from a fic.

THREATENING someone with an IMAGINARY PISTOL will NOT get you an UPDATE.

DEMANDING an update will NOT MAKE the author UPDATE any FASTER.

BADGERING and PICKING at a fic will NOT get anymore RESULTS than doing ANY of the ABOVE listings.

PATIENCE is a REQUIREMENT for BOTH an author AND a READER.

SADLY, the saying 'persistence is a must' DOES NOT APPLY to GETTING an UPDATE.

IMPATIENT BRATS don't get REWARDS, so WHY would the same NOT APPLY to UPDATES?

If you agree with these words and are a writer, copy and paste this in your profile.

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Good writer vs. bad writer.

A GOOD WRITER will get INSPIRATION from a GOOD FIC.

A BAD WRITER will STEAL the observed fic and TWIST IT to his/her OWN STANDARDS.

A GOOD WRITER will leave a PRAISE-WORTHY REVIEW on a fic.

A BAD WRITER will SCRUTINIZE and BAD-MOUTH a fic because they feel INFERIOR and MUST make this person FEEL INFERIOR as well.

A GOOD WRITER will ASK ADVISE and for a few POINTERS for his/her own fic.

A BAD WRITER will STEAL ANOTHER'S IDEAS and DENY it.

A GOOD WRITER will HUMBLY take a CRITIQUE, even if its a HARSH ONE.

A BAD WRITER will start a HATE-WAR with a CRITIQUE.

A GOOD WRITER will TAKE any SUGGESTIONS and CONSIDER them.

A BAD WRITER will take OFFENSE and THROW IT BACK in their FACES.

A GOOD WRITER is HUMBLE, EXPRESSIVE, FIRM yet FAIR, and PATIENT.

A BAD WRITER is PRIDEFUL, LAZY, ANGRY, and IMPATIENT.

Which one are you? Copy and paste into your profile if you agree.