CUMRUN: OHAI DAR DIDNT SEE U CUM IN. WELL IDK WOT 2 SAY SINCE I JST MADE MY ACC BUT LYK AS U MAY NO MY NAME IS CAMRUN AND MY TWIN SISTA IS LOTTEH. AMG SKREEMZ I HAVE 2 CATZ ND THEIR NAMEZ R UM PC AND JELLYBEENZ. *SMILEZ BIG.* AMG THEY R SO QT I CUD NOT LIV WITH OUT DEM. DA UDA DAY I WOS CRYIN IRL BCUS SUM1 WOZ HURTIN MY CAT BUT HE IZ JST A LZRFACE IDK. *SOBZ A LIL*. ADD MY MEEZ ACC ITZ CALLED 2KEWL4SKEWL AMG AINT DAT JST DA QTEST. YA'LL FOOLISH NAO DNT SAY DAT. I HAVW A BF KALLED MIKE ND HE IZ JST DA BEST FING THT HAZ HAPPENED 2 ME IN MY HOLE LYF. HE LOKS AT ME LIK I AM BOOTIFUL AND MAKEZ ME FEEL SPESHAL. I ALSO LYK 22 SING AZ A HOBBY!!11!!112 SUM PPL SAY DAT I SHUD GET LYK IDK WTO DEY R CALLED LIK A RECORD DEEL OR SUMFIN BUT LYK IDK . PLZ DNT MAYK FUN OV ME IF I TYPE LYK DIS READ ALL OV MY FANFICTIONZ AND GIVE MY REVUES KK TYVM ILU ALL OUT DER @ PEACE OUT NUBZ. I GRADOOATED FROM UNI WIT A DEGREE IN ANTHROPOLOGY.

lottie:

hey sxc beests out der. im lottie and im 19. wot 2 say? im on dis syte becoz i fink i have lyk a reel scill in riting, and its lyk awsum. my storrys that i rite wiv meh bro camrun r lyk toatly awsum and everyfing. i hav lots of frends and there all lyk awsum nd we go klubin and shit. its were i get meh insprashon for storeez that i rite on heer. i hav a sxc bf, hu is lyk gawgus and sxc and hot nd has abz lyk taylor latner. omgz he is lyk the sxcest fing alyv and i just wont him 2 b awl myn. cos hes sxc. even tho i hav a sxc bf alredy. i liv in ostraylia nd its lyk reely hot, so itz just lyk me reely. i lyk 2 reed and improov meh vocabyoulairy nd gramer nd shit, nd i fink it reely workz. im getting honorz in meh english litrature klas at uni. yeh, dats it 4 now bebz.