Konichiwa, bonjour, ciao, gutentag, vunacome, annyeong haseyo and ni hao!

(No, I actually knew these languages without google translate -_-)

This is (drum roll . . . ) MY PROFILE! Where apparently, I'm supposed to talk about myself.

Okay, so maybe it's not that easy. . . . . OH! I have an idea! (Light bulb going off in the distance.)

A few days later . . . . .

(Applause goes on and all cameras zoom to two people sitting in stylish beige chairs. One man wears a grey chrome suit, white shirt, and black tie, hair slicked up.)

And we're back to (Insert snappy/cheesy talk show name here). For you poor suckers who don't know me, my name is Aaron Lee and here today with me is someone random person we dragged of the street . . . What's your name kid?

Eh . . Aku-hai. And for the record, I didn't quite enjoy being dragged in here isn't that kid-

Ah ha ha! That was a joke wasn't it? Okay Aku-hai, I'll give you some very comfortable questions, you answer them to the best of your ability.

O-okay then . . .

What's your real name?

I don't think I should-

What's your gender?

Do you think that's really-

Where do you live? Have you kissed anyone before? The names of your family? Phone Number? Age?

I have a question for you.

Not usually what we do but, okay?

Are you a stalker? A creeper? A scammer? A crook? If not, I kindly suggest you stick to appropriate questions. Or else.

Or else?

You don't want to know.

ALRIGHT! So, Aku-hai, what do you like to do?

That's a good question! Well done! Anyways, I like I number of things. Reading, writing, skating, art, music, drama.

'Kay, let's zone in on the writing one. Where are you getting inspiration from? Why writing?

I like . . .all forms of creation. The ability to create something wonderful with your own two hands and others would also value it, is a human gift that I'm proud of. For as long as I can remember, I have always "made". I create. Music, plays, routines, stories.

When you write, what's going through your mind? How do you come up with ideas?

When I write, I try to put myself into different worlds in my mind. Naturally, my mind runs thoughts at a million miles an hour. So the ideas just . . sort of flow. Sometimes my fingers can barely keep up with what's in my mind.

One last question.

Awesome, shoot.

What's your nationality, school, day to day life?

Okay that's it. GLORIUS!

There's a rumbling noise. Suddenly, a blue-scaled dragon breaks through a wall, letting out a ferocious roar.

Any more questions?

N-no . . That's all for today everybody! Th-that thing won't kill me right . . .?

We will see, let's go Glorius. (Climbs on dragon and flies away.)

Sayonara, Au revoir, Arrivederci, Auf Wiedersehen, Kutpay, Annyeong Kaseyo, Zai jian

(Yes, I knew these without google translate)