Nephthys: I really regret putting this up, and I swear, I am not as big of a moron as my typing would lead you to believe, but this was just to funny. This is what happened when pikachumaniac and I tried to write our bio as Brisco (me) and Logan (PM). I would like to go hide somewhere now. This is just shameful... I can type most of the time, I swear! Anyway, here it goes... I hope you're happy, you evil PM. Convincing me to put this up. *grumble grumble*

Brisco: In the criminal justice system... the people are represented by two separate groups. The police who investigate crimes and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories...

Logan: ... you screwed up.

Brisco: *turns to Logan, twitching* What did you say, Mike? I think you're forgetting who the senior partner is, here.

Logan: That would explain why your memory is shot. It's *supposed* to be 'represented by two separate yet equally important groups'. You left out the most important part!

Brisco: Equallly important, my ass. Screw that, Mike. I say that the police are more important. I mean, we get paid like donkeys and we're the ones in the line of fire who get stuck running all over New York City. So, I say that we revise it a little...

Logan: Someone sure is touchy today. If you're so annoyed, why don't you turn in your badge and get a desk job?

Brisco: Hey, you'd be touchy, too, if your third ex-wife took have your paycheck. And it's just occurred to me that this conversation would be mildly confusing for those who have never seen "Law & Order." Perhaps we should clarify... unless you'd prefer that I ring your neck for saying the words 'desk job'?

pikachumaniac: Isn't it spelled wring?
Nephthys: My word, I am on the sauce!
Nephthys: Damn typos!
Nephthys: Making me look like a moron!
pikachumaniac: XD!!!!
pikachumaniac: And what am I supposed to clarify?
pikachumaniac: Or do I let you wring my neck?
Nephthys: Oh, just our alter egos?
pikachumaniac: our alter egos?
Nephthys: Good god! I spelled half 'have'.
pikachumaniac: So I get to say... I'm really a demented--?
Nephthys: And I'm losing my mind.
pikachumaniac: XD!
pikachumaniac: Maybe you're hungry
Nephthys: And I meant that you're actually pikachumaniac.
Nephthys: I just can't type.
Nephthys: And I'm Nepthys.
pikachumaniac: I thought there was a h in there...
pikachumaniac: oops.
pikachumaniac: X_x
pikachumaniac: Now I feel REALLY stupid...
Nephthys: There is!
Nephthys: Nephthys.
pikachumaniac: X_X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nephthys: I have chronic problems typing that one.
Nephthys: Esp. because there are two spellings of it, one without the extra 'h'.
Nephthys: And naturally, I picked the annoying one.
pikachumaniac: I used to keep adding an extra y...
Nephthys: Baka me.
pikachumaniac: *GRIN*
pikachumaniac: You know, we could just make this our profile...
Nephthys: No. No fair picking something that makes me seem like a super dumbass.
pikachumaniac: XD!!!!!!!!!
pikachumaniac: I can do something stupid too
pikachumaniac: What is Brisco's first name?
Nephthys: Lenny
pikachumaniac: X_x
pikachumaniac: My memory is shot.
pikachumaniac: Okay, okay... getting back on track. I think.

Logan: You'd have to catch me first, Lenny. Provided you don't twist your back just trying to get up.

Briso: Well, it strikes me that you'd run like a girl. Since that is who your alter ego is, Mike.

pikachumaniac: Need a 'c'?
Nephthys: Hm?
Nephthys: Oh, sweet mother!
pikachumaniac: *giggles*
pikachumaniac: I'm sorry!
Nephthys: I'm sorrier!
pikachumaniac: I shouldn't be taking advantage of this, but it's... *giggle*
pikachumaniac: Briso!
Nephthys: This is what happens when I type too fast.
Nephthys: Bite me, shortcake.
pikachumaniac: XD
pikachumaniac: How did you know I was short?
Nephthys: Ummm... well, I know that you remind me of Napoleon.
Nephthys: So, it seemed like a good guess.
pikachumaniac: X_x
pikachumaniac: I'm shorter than my mom! *wails*
Nephthys: Aww...
Nephthys: I'm taller than both of my parents.
pikachumaniac: *WAIL*
Nephthys: Oops! Gotta go! Food!
pikachumaniac: ^_^ Okay!
pikachumaniac: Ja ne!
Nephthys: Write me my Ryou!
Nephthys: Before I hunt you down!
pikachumaniac: XD
pikachumaniac: Okay, okay!