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Atonement by old-crow reviews
Harry received some useful advice before the third task. The butterfly effect will be going full-speed. Not everyone is happy with the changes. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,599 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 23h - Published: 7/28
Playing by the Rules by RobSt reviews
Sometimes playing by the rules is not just your best option, it can be your only option.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,925 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 8/11 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Warren by DarkKing666 reviews
My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 2/13/2011
True Potential by DryBonesKing reviews
One discussion in the academy introduces Naruto to his first real friends and changes his life forever. Together, they will work hard, push each other, and unlock their true potential. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 96 - Words: 1,048,875 - Reviews: 5137 - Favs: 8,128 - Follows: 8,556 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 8/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Shikamaru N., Anko M.
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 320,013 - Reviews: 7827 - Favs: 8,748 - Follows: 9,644 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Little Bouts of Randomness by Redbayly reviews
My collection of one-shots, drabbles, and ideas that could go somewhere in the future. I have been reading the same kind of collections by Roschach's Blot and Clell and figured I should do one of my own because those two are my fanfiction idols. Rated for safety, please enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,352 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 3,093 - Follows: 2,734 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Worm: More Than Meets The Eye by Zero-metallix reviews
When Primus sees the destruction caused by the Entities, he decides to take action before earth can become another victim to their cycle.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 115 - Words: 545,738 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 2,370 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 10/29/2014 - [Skitter, Panacea]
Price of Blood by ack1308 reviews
We take the tale up in early February of 2011, when Sophia incites a group of boys to chase Taylor down and duct-tape her to a telephone pole. It all goes horribly wrong from the moment that they catch her. Things will never be the same again, for Taylor Hebert or for Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 151,548 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 2,116 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, E. Piggot - Complete
Messing With Time by slythernim reviews
Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,284 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 3,863 - Follows: 5,060 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Royal Ward by Catstaff reviews
Based on "Hatal Fart Attack" by Corwalch, "Royal Ward" follows the changes in Harry's life after he gains the personal attention of the Queen. My thanks to Corwalch for permission to write a sequel. Reading "Hatal Fart Attack" first is recommended, but not absolutely required. Please note that this story begins in 1989, shortly before Harry turns 9.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 265,060 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 3,664 - Follows: 4,690 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 7/21/2014
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 386,811 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 4,613 - Follows: 4,614 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 177,124 - Reviews: 4124 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 2/13/2008
To the Stars by Hieronym reviews
Kyubey promised that humanity would reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 59 - Words: 731,473 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 9/23/2011
The Difference A Moment Makes by Sessy-sama reviews
What if Hiashi was the one to die instead of Hizashi? How would the clan react? How would Hinata and Neji grow up? This delves into the world that didn't happen because of one decision. Hyuuga centered begins with child Neji and Hinata. Rating to change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 304,044 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 126 - Words: 879,384 - Reviews: 6844 - Favs: 6,820 - Follows: 7,228 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Kakashi H., Hayate G., Obito U., OC
Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's, but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,468 - Reviews: 2900 - Favs: 8,161 - Follows: 9,192 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
This Life - Original by DetectiveFox reviews
The aftermath after that hallow night as took an interesting turn, a turn that would entwine two kinds of worlds that the other would never believe existed, as each holds their own type of magic. Supportive Potters / Marauders / Dumbledore. [Planning to replace old chapters with new chapters soon.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,632 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Harry P., Fate T., Nanoha T. - Complete
Rules Are Made To Be Broken by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A discussion between a master and apprentice about the Rule of Two. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25 - Complete
Expiration Date by Laume reviews
When the war is over, Snape has outlived his usefulness. Manipulative!butRedeemable!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Tales From the Cutting Room Floor: Harry Potter by EdStargazer reviews
Various crack and idea kernals that would not survive alone. Many tropes involved and more than occasional Dumbles bashing. June 19, 2019 - Time 2
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,314 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Harry P.
Naruto Blooper Reel by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A collection of goofy alternate takes on canon scenes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 6/4
Uchiha Revenge by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Sasuke exacts vengeance upon the man responsible for the demise of his clan. [AU. Darkfic. Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5 - Sasuke U., Obito U. - Complete
The Gods Themselves Cannot Recall Their Gifts by Right What Is Wrong reviews
[AU] Upon his bodily dissolution on October 31, 1981, Voldemort discovers that his Horcruxes do, indeed, anchor him to immortality. In fact, they anchor him all too well. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/3 - Voldemort - Complete
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 258,084 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 3,356 - Follows: 3,866 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Force Interrupt by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In which canon scenes are interrupted, and matters progress... in an alternate manner. In this chapter: Ginny points out that, if you're supposed to automatically distrust any sentient magical artifact, the Wizarding world has a funny way of showing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 85 - Words: 51,828 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 12/29/2017 - Harry P.
Morrigan by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Natasha has a reunion with someone she thought dead. Oneshot. Response to Whitetigerwolf's "In Disguise" challenge. Hint of femmeslash (Natasha/Hela).
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/9 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hela] - Complete
Idea Repository by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A place to stash various plot ideas I don't have the time or motivation to pursue, in case anyone wants to adopt them. In this chapter: a different Gilderoy Lockhart...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,164 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 2/8/2018 - Harry P.
A Mother's Love by Clell65619 reviews
Canon tells us about the unspecified 'protections' Lily Potter laid upon her son. What if she had done more than that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/6 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
False Surrender by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Oneshot. The Star Forge is destroyed and the Republic rejoices. Jedi always were fools. Dark!Revan, Dark!Bastila.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/29 - Bastila S., Darth Revan - Complete
Corruption of Blood by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/AU/ Darth Vader puts together the truth about his captive. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/27 - Leia O., Darth Vader - Complete
Mass Divergence by hierosian reviews
It was unexpected, to say the least. The Citadel Council, the MSY, Governance - they all faced a new, confusing world. And, for those closest to the expanding shockwave, a very different life... [Crossover of Mass Effect, To the Stars, and Solemnis]
Crossover - Mass Effect & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 113,595 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 11/20/2016
Hurricane Suite by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,658 - Reviews: 2108 - Favs: 5,346 - Follows: 5,306 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 1,011,175 - Reviews: 9432 - Favs: 13,318 - Follows: 12,537 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
The Boneyard by Clell65619 reviews
The resting place of stories that started out strong before the muse that was driving them took off for parts unknown. All of these are up for adoption, if they appeal to you, and you think you can make them work, have at it. Let me know when you publish, so I can see how they look when they grow up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,242 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 11/30/2015
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23534 - Favs: 16,793 - Follows: 16,723 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 5,875 - Follows: 5,239 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3265 - Favs: 8,892 - Follows: 8,625 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Black Widows by White Angel of Auralon reviews
People believed that they were such great couples. If only they knew. The two sisters were great actresses, who would play their roles until they had reached their goals. Secrets of their family would bring them what they wanted for themselves and their children. Deception was something they had learned from a young age after all. Both would have done well in Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 260 - Published: 3/18 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
The B-Plot: Another Side, Another Story by Lang Noi reviews
Short stories with dubious canon, unusual perspectives, and flashbacks related to Catch Your Breath that don't fit into the main Catch Your Breath storyline for whatever reason. Ratings of individual stories will vary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 240,973 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U., OC
Pottery Shards by Lucinda reviews
A collection of fragments and scenes set in the Harry Potter universe, and will contain assorted main characters and pairings. These may or may not develop into longer stories. Unless otherwise noted, each chapter is a separate story shard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,348 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 1/14/2010
Blitz by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. In an alternate history where the Blitz lasted a few months longer in London, the young Tom Riddle's life takes a very different turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/2 - Tom R. Jr., Gellert G. - Complete
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 791,067 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 2,515 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/11/2007
Blue Magic by Tellur reviews
Ancient prophecies are set into motion when Liara meets Harry during an illegal observation of the recently discovered Humans. A vicious cycle has to be broken in order for the galaxy to advance to the next level. However Harry has some unfinished business on Earth and school to attend first. H/Hr pairing, Sibling relationship between Harry and Liara. First part of two.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 228,162 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 2,686 - Follows: 3,445 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 10/26/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Liara T'Soni
Muggleborn Teacher by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Keith Brackwood was disillusioned with the wizarding world. So he, like many other muggleborns, returned to the muggle world and after taking his A-levels and finishing university he took a position at a small primary school in Little Whinging. He couldn't have foreseen how this decision would influence the fate of the savior of Wizarding Britain. Child Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,308 - Reviews: 2497 - Favs: 5,329 - Follows: 6,979 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., OC, Arabella F.
Hot Shower by Lady FoxFire reviews
There are intruders in your house. Your wife is being held hostage. What do you do? Answer – Go take a hot shower.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/17 - Harry P., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Sunshine Sidestories by Silver Queen reviews
Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,095 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 2,700 - Follows: 3,235 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 3/5/2012
Pharaoh's Magi by drgonet reviews
Adopded from Williamsangel88 formerly called Pharaoh's Animagus. Beaten and Abused, Harry flees the Dursleys and finds himself on a brand new adventure in Egypt under the watchful eyes of a shaggy black dog, the tomb keepers of the nameless pharaoh, and the ghost of the pharaoh himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,141 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Harry P., Yūgi M.
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 6,494 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Miscommunication Is Wonderful by Right What Is Wrong reviews
During the war with Voldemort, several witches and wizards independently come to a single conclusion: Voldemort has a Horcrux that must be destroyed. Luckily, each of them are thinking about a different one. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/21 - James P., Regulus B., Andromeda T., Amelia B. - Complete
Your Patronus Is What? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
So Snape's Patronus is a doe because he's in love with Lily, whose Patronus is a doe because she's in love with James, whose Patronus is a stag... Er, wait a moment, what was that again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/18 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
This Tournament Needs Better Security by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Hermione realizes that some nonsense will inevitably befall Harry on Halloween 1994 and decides to soften the blow by inviting two more unwilling Champions to the Tournament: Peter Pettigrew and Tom Riddle. [Parody. Crack. Oneshot. Ron, Dumbledore, and Fudge bashing.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/18 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
King's Cross Incident by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry has enough of the rot Ron is telling his daughter and intervenes. The situation escalates. [Oneshot. Heavy Epilogue-Ron!bashing. Cursed-Child!bashing as well.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/17 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Applied Chemistry by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry Potter, hitherto uninvolved with the war on account of being a Squib, learns from his furious parents that Dumbledore has dropped his comatose brother like a hot potato and declared him the Chosen One instead. He takes swift and decisive action. [Oneshot. Wrong Boy-Who-Lived. Squib!Harry. Good!Potters. For whitetigerwolf's Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived Challenge.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/17 - Harry P. - Complete
Snape Victorious by Right What Is Wrong reviews
After Quirrell's assassination attempt at Harry's first Quidditch match, Snape ceases to wait upon Dumbledore's dithering and takes decisive action. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/15 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Unwilling Partners by Az The Dragon reviews
Set after Stream and AU from there. no Beast. Hikari Netto went through a lot as a Net Saver. He battled WWW, saved the world, made friends with Enzan and saved the world. Again. But this? This is something that he would have never imagined to happen.
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 141,225 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Bass.EXE, ProtoMan.EXE, Lan Hikari, Eugene Chaud
Precautionary Measures by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Alastor Moody was half-mad, but not stupid. One shot. Crack-ish omakes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/8 - Alastor M., Amelia B. - Complete
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,680 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 4,709 - Follows: 5,367 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Operation Kirk O' Field by Right What Is Wrong reviews
With Dumbledore dead and no leads on the Horcruxes, Harry takes early action. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/7 - Harry P., Dobby - Complete
One-Trick Champion by Right What Is Wrong reviews
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." Harry discovers his hammer, and the Triwizard Tournament is looking an awful lot like a nail. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/7 - Harry P. - Complete
Honor To Serve by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A continuation of the world of Honor a Hufflepuff. Harry Potter takes up his seat in the Wizengamot before his fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,761 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Prediction, no thank you! by sonotalady reviews
After McGonagall's dismissal of the first divination lesson Harry decides to change elective. In the process Harry starts to understand that he can do things without Ron or Hermione and that their yearmates are worth getting to know. A different take on PoA and on. Rating's for safety. Not a Ron/Hermione bashing story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,303 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 4,532 - Follows: 5,208 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Susan B., Terry B. - Complete
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 136,216 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 6,436 - Follows: 8,098 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P.
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 3,264 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11876 - Favs: 5,402 - Follows: 4,429 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
A Dream Hastened by Solvdrage reviews
Danzo and his agents seek to subtly gain control of Konoha. Uzumaki Naruto's role in single-handedly defeating a fully-realized Bijū has made him a celebrity. The former pariah is now the Leaf's biggest hero. It is a perfect opportunity to create a puppet Hokage. The plan is nearly foolproof, except for one critical flaw: they underestimated Uzumaki Naruto! 5th-Hokage!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,823 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 3,202 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 12/29/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Jiraiya, Danzō S.
Queen of All Oni by Eduard Kassel reviews
Daolon Wong's summoning spell goes wrong; but rather than awakening an ancient evil, he resurrects a more recent threat. With Queen Jade as their opponent a race for the masks is on. Can the Chans stop Jade's plans and save her from the darkness? NOT JxT!
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 302,460 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Jade C., Torhu - Complete
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 254,749 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/15/2012
Alternate Beginnings of an Uzumaki by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 145,374 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/9/2012
Annihilating Albus by senawario reviews
One responsible adult realises the inevitable (much earlier than he would have under a different author!) and decides to do something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,345 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 235 - Published: 12/16/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B.
A Thin Veneer by AlbertG reviews
Captain James T. Kirk Chancellor Gorkon rescues a group of Human refugees from the far side of the galaxy. That simple act of kindness will be the spark a war that ranges across the galaxy and reveal the thinness of the veil that separates civilization fr
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 448,889 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 12/13/2018 - Published: 7/3/2004
Luck of the Absurdly Lucky by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Thought a mere mouthful of Felix Felicis was impressive? Now, suppose Harry had downed the WHOLE vial... [Crackfic. Parody. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/11/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
MLP Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 214 - Words: 2,214,405 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 12/3/2018 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Twilight Sparkle
From the Mind of Dunuelos: Plot Bunnies by dunuelos reviews
Random Bunnies. If anyone finds a bunny they like, feel free to take it home. See first chapter for disclaimer. Rating is for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,296 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 11/13/2018 - Published: 5/27/2014
Capable Cedric by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Cedric dodges. History changes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/10/2018 - [Cedric D., Cho C.] Harry P. - Complete
Consistent Blood Protection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Killing Curse still bounces.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Triwizard Without Tears by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A certain amount of lateral thinking goes a long way in the Triwizard Tournament. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
The Purge by Redbayly reviews
When a man is pushed to the end of his tether, be prepared for violent retribution. The magical world had better prepare itself for the turning of the tide. If the magical government cannot be trusted to protect its people, then Harry Potter will just have to do it himself. Trigger Warning: Graphic depictions of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,413 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 2,605 - Updated: 11/8/2018 - Published: 9/8/2016 - Harry P.
Misuse of Metamorphy by Right What Is Wrong reviews
No one expects a certain impersonation. (Oneshot. Crack. Inspired by Rorschach's Blot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/8/2018 - N. Tonks - Complete
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 130,262 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 11/6/2018 - Published: 4/14/2007
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,273 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Little Whinging Pet Shop by TheBeardedOne reviews
A repository of story fragments for Harry Potter (which I do not own).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 76,350 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 10/22/2018 - Published: 4/19/2014
The Sermon by Rambaud reviews
Severus knew it was only a matter of time before Potter did another stupendously idiotic thing, but he didn't think it would be so soon in the year... Fortunately, this time, Albus isn't there to reward the little brat for his rashness and arrogance, and his means that Severus can actually do his job for once. The part he's best at, the part he actually enjoys: the reprimand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/22/2018 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Enough by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter wasn't stupid nor naive. He grew up having to look out for himself. Why would that suddenly change in the Wizarding World? But a snake in lion's clothing wouldn't reveal itself until it was to late to stop him. He wanted freedom, and he would get it. No matter what Dumbledore, the Ministry or Voldemort might think. Alternate from Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,328 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 3,893 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,423 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Faces of Fate by tommorusso reviews
Harry Potter is a small boy who has been neglected and abused by a cold and cruel family. A more psychologically and developmentally realistic Dark!Harry Slytherin!Neville & the 'other' Gryffindor girls. Serious exploration of the Wizarding world and its history and expansion but still JKR compaitble. Horcrux!Harry but NOT god-mode or UberEvil, just more real. Full series rewrite.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 88,812 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Harry P.
Instant Karma! by Right What Is Wrong reviews
It is very ill-advised to Confund anyone in control of a passenger motor vehicle. [Oneshot. Epilogue!Ron-bashing. Character death.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/11/2018 - Ron W. - Complete
Confounded Confundus by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry does not take Ron's comment about his driver's test lightly. [Oneshot. Epilogue!Ron-bashing.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/10/2018 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Starting Over by kb0 reviews
Harry hoped that going to Hogwarts would be a good thing for him, his chance to start over. He was surprised by what he found.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 239 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Debt Collection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In Deathly Hallows, Harry finally demanded repayment of Wormtail's life debt. But what if he'd done that three years earlier? (Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Kill It With… by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Regulus remembers something that can destroy Horcruxes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Voldemort, Regulus B., Kreacher - Complete
Potter, That Was Very Gallant Of You by Right What Is Wrong reviews
One wand and two syllables make all the difference in the world. (Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/8/2018 - James P., Voldemort - Complete
Twist of Fate by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
When Naruto is ten, an incident makes him run away from the leaf village. Read how it changes certain things in his life when he runs into certain mist missing nins. But fate has a way of righting itself as Naruto lives a life among new friends while working his magic and changing lives, working for the day when he fulfills his dream. Believably stronger Naruto. NO YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 160,889 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 2,690 - Updated: 10/3/2018 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Haku
Sunshine and Stormclouds by Elelith reviews
Approved one-shots based on Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine fic. Composed of different POVs, AUs and snapshots of Nara Shikako's life. Synopsis: Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,236 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 2,008 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Jiraiya, Shikaku N.
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 4986 - Favs: 13,021 - Follows: 13,037 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Name Is Not The Thing by Right What Is Wrong reviews
"Harry Potter" - so read the scrap of paper that came forth from the Goblet. And so everyone presumes Harry is the Champion. However... (Oneshot. Mildly AU. Slight Ron-bashing.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Shadows on the Horizon by Solvdrage reviews
For too long, the world has been languishing under the horrors of 'The Greater Good' and small-e evil! Sure there's a delightful amount of backstabbing, deeply-ingrained hatreds, paranoia, and smutty literature, but there isn't any proper Capital-E Evil! But Evil always finds a way...and we have two promising candidates! Evil!Naruto/Evil!Hinata Subordinates with Benefits Harem Poll
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,224 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 9/22/2018 - Published: 1/4/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,692 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 3,342 - Updated: 9/6/2018 - Published: 3/10/2018
Super Harry Versus The Triwizard Tournament by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A tribute to all the fics that prefer to have Harry cope with the trials and tribulations of his fourth year through overwhelming firepower. (Parody. Crackfic. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Going Through The Motions by Right What Is Wrong reviews
They can be made to participate in the Tournament, but not to treat it seriously. (Crackfic. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
False Memories by Relden Calder reviews
What do you do when you wake up one day with perfect memories of the next fifteen years? Why, every time traveller knows that. You Set Right What Once Went Wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,102 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 2,293 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6223 - Favs: 12,782 - Follows: 15,322 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
The Unexpected Lord of Foxes by Solvdrage reviews
Naruto Uzumaki's world has been thrown into turmoil after Hinata's confession of love, Hiashi's plea to save his daughter, and the Kyubi seeking a new 'arrangement'. Through the turmoil, Naruto will discover power and something even greater.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,729 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 2,014 - Updated: 8/27/2018 - Published: 5/29/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Daddy Thing by Ruinous Crow reviews
Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,260 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 3,901 - Follows: 2,824 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6555 - Favs: 6,425 - Follows: 7,265 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Planning for Failure by Rambaud reviews
Harry takes a stand against being strongarmed into the Triwizard Tournament.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,420 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 7/19/2018 - Published: 5/8/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Price is Right by Hi Pot And News reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 6,585 - Follows: 4,345 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Misstep in the Right Direction by Solvdrage reviews
It was just a simple good luck wish. This innocent moment created a connection between two lonely children years before destiny intended. This unintended new connection will change the course of history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,151 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 2,705 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 6/11/2018 - Published: 10/20/2011 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 4,148 - Follows: 4,130 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
London Shadow Mage by Hawaiianbabidoll reviews
Harry is finding life at the Dursley's suffocating until he meets the new boy down the street. Little does he know, his new muggle friend isn't as magic-less as he seems. no pairings. Ryou centric. Full Summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 176,606 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Harry P., R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Kagemane Complete by Anbu-Dave reviews
Shikamaru makes a single, different choice at the beginning of the chunin exams. With it he makes a mortal enemy of Orochimaru and must try to outmaneuver the sanin. Adventure/humor/romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,469 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Shikamaru N.
Albus Dumbledore, Accelerationist by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Many have criticized Albus Dumbledore for not taking adequate steps to undermine Tom Riddle's plays for power, rein in Severus Snape's behavior toward Gryffindors, and see to Harry Potter's welfare... but what if that was the point? 'It is in this revolutionary sense alone, gentlemen, that I vote in favor...' (Manipulative!Dumbledore. Oneshot. Crackfic.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/8/2018 - Albus D. - Complete
Saving Sirius by senawario reviews
One responsible adult remembers in time that he has not taken his potion... (Rated M for language and viciousness.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/4/2018 - Complete
For The Greater Goof by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Or, how Fred and George got the Order of Merlin, First Class, at the august age of thirteen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/18/2018 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Wizard's Oath by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A collection of times the fanon idea of Wizard's Oaths would have proved useful in the canon world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 89 - Published: 4/15/2018
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,874 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Complete
More Sense than That by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Short sketch. It's 1995 and Cornelius Fudge wants to send a Ministry representative to teach at Hogwarts. He has called Albus Dumbledore in to discuss it with him. Possibly canon-compliant. Rated 'T'. Minor author notes tweak, 7th April, 2019.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2018 - Albus D., Dolores U., Kingsley S., C. Fudge - Complete
Potter? Black? Lokison by fringeperson reviews
Sirius took his godsons from the wreckage, saw the mark on Harry's face, and sought a way to make the boys identical once again. Yet another take on the twin-fic trope. Heavily-implied Sirius/Loki slash. Oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,680 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 393 - Published: 4/5/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Loki - Complete
Who Did It? by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry wants to know who put his name in. The professors aren't cooperating, so he takes matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 615 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Rise of the Archer by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
A curious Harry sneaks his cousin's discarded gaming equipment into his cupboard and promptly falls in love with the world inside Sword Art Online the first time he logs into the game. No Pairings. Pre-Hogwarts. Smart!Harry, Slytherinish!Harry, Shy!Harry, Stubborn!Harry, & Paternal!Klein. Full summary & warnings inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,013 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 3/25/2018 - Published: 12/31/2017 - Harry P., OC, Klein/Ryoutarou T., Lisbeth/Rika S.
Naruto: The Darkest of Heroes by Scissorman1985 reviews
Born of demonic lineage, Naruto is the perfect yet unwilling host for The Kyuubi. Cunning and ruthless, his control over the beast's power and his own hereditary talents will make him a force to be feared by all. However, none of it is worth the cost of constantly being hunted by those who seek to claim that power. Will he find a way to rid himself of The Kyuubi without dying?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,484 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 3/21/2018 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Take no Umbridge II: Taking Defense by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A companion to Take no Umbridge I, covering events in the first story until the end of the school year in a more serious angle, as Harry Potter takes over the job of teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,758 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 3/20/2018 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Definitely not a wallflower by senawario reviews
One responsible adult finds his sister's possession of a diary that writes back, to be odd. With the help of his mentor (an elderly American wizard called Henry Walton, who was only 17 years younger than Dumbledore), he unravels enough of the mystery to get his employers interested. (Rated M for... well you'll see)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/19/2018 - Bill W. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 8,720 - Follows: 2,906 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 3,436 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Hanyou: The Musical! by Solvdrage reviews
So, Naruto's a Hanyou, Sakura has horrible luck, Sasuke's an alleged Evil Genius, Hinata's the Team Mom, and the rest of the Konoha 12 are along for the ride. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,283 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/2/2018 - Published: 9/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Not His Brother's Keeper by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 178 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Off The Rails by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Amaryllis Potter walks into the Great Hall to present her public petition for emancipation, but things soon spiral out of control beyond even what she anticipated. Oneshot. Fem!Harry. Some Dumbledore-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,282 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 153 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Liquidating Lucius by senawario reviews
One responsible - and ruthless - adult does not like mysteries in his own field of expertise, specifically the one left unsolved at the end of a near-fatal Quidditch match. And when he eventually finds the answer, it makes him even more angry, and he brings in an even more ruthless - and greedy - group in on the game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/19/2018
Magic Online by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
It has always been said that magic and technology did not mix; too bad no one ever mentioned that little fact to young Harry Potter. Add in one mad genius bent on destroying the lives of ten thousand people by trapping them inside of his online virtual reality game and you have the makings of a very dangerous brew. HP/HG (Chaps 5-8 Edited.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,294 - Reviews: 3298 - Favs: 5,305 - Follows: 5,949 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Agil/Andrew Gilbert Mills
The Luck of the Cannons by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Ron has finally achieved his lifelong dream of playing for the Chudley Cannons - much to his misfortune. [oneshot, crack]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/1/2018 - Ron W. - Complete
The Skrewt He Knows Not by Right What Is Wrong reviews
An ending to the Triwizard Tournament you have not seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/31/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
A Serious Hunt by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Certain parties decide to end the Death Eater threat before the second war can properly begin. Set in the summer after Goblet of Fire. Rated for violence and subject matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Conning Cornelius by senawario reviews
One responsible adult does not like what is happening after Harry's 4th year. Though still on the run from the law, he figures out a way to help Harry, and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/25/2018 - Sirius B., C. Fudge - Complete
Twice Blessed Shinobi by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
One man's Greater Good will fall to pieces when his greatest pawn is whisked away as part of the plans his mother set into motion the moment she learned of the dangers her son would face. Pairings TBD. Starts Pre-Hogwarts/Pre-Uchiha Massacre. Shinobi!Harry, Smart!Naruto&Harry, Prankster!Naruto&Harry, Father!Tenzou/Yamato, NotLazy!Kakashi, & Mentor!Kakashi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 278,449 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 4,520 - Follows: 5,250 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yamato
An Anticlimatic Tournament by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Slicing the Gordian Knot, Hogwarts-style. /oneshot, Intelligent!Harry/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
A Nasty Common Name by littlewhitecat reviews
Harry Potter, Harry J. Potter, Harry James Potter…such a nasty common name Aunt Petunia had always said. Turns out she was at least partially right…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 180 - Published: 1/3/2018
Master of Wood, Water and Hill by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 93,312 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kíli, Fíli
Adventures in Babysitting by Laryna6 reviews
Shadow Man found Blues unconscious during the battle against the Stardroids, his body severely damaged... and a hyper energy crystal in place of his black heart. Trying to keep his first project alive like it or not, Dr. Wily didn't realize hooking his young, impressionable ultimate creation up to a skilled manipulator was a terrible idea.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,437 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Proto Man, Dr. Wily, Robot Masters, Zero - Complete
Hallowed Horror by Right What Is Wrong reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry takes a moment to really think about the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Harry P., Death - Complete
Ron Weasley: Minion of Voldemort by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The walking pile of purple pasta requested his help, and who is he to refuse? /Parody; completely-unserious Ron-bashing/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Ron W., Q. Quirrell - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4174 - Favs: 9,409 - Follows: 10,478 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Questioning Quirinus by senawario reviews
One responsible adult does not like Dumbledore's glib explanation for how a troll got in. She lets it go, but reacts when the next incident happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,166 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/20/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
A Flock of Wolves by Killer Frost Lestrange reviews
Severus infiltrates the Death Eaters- only to find that no one is who they seem to be. Pure, unashamed crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2017 - Severus S., Bellatrix L., Avery
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 735 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
The Terrible Ideas Bin by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Threads of writing, ideas, and beginnings I'll probably never use. Or maybe I will, if something percolates long enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,271 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 8/13/2011
Her Kingdom as Great by MarbleGlove reviews
JS What's said is said, and Sarah said, "My Will is as Strong as Yours and my Kingdom as Great." And then, of course, she lied.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,147 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Fae's Path to Konoha by Racke reviews
Six-year-old Harry walks through a mirror, and Sakura becomes a big sister. But the Boy-Who-Lived still has a role to play.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Harry P., Sakura H. - Complete
Expendable Heroes by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,759 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 3,845 - Follows: 4,260 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
THAT's not a knife THIS is a knife! by senawario reviews
Any summary I can write would give it away. Heck this isn't even about knives, so even the title is misleading :-)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Complete
The Actual Answer by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Kakashi uses very specific wording and accidentally gets his point across.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 83 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Team Seven - Complete
To Inherit the Future by Kronecker Delta reviews
Humanity is gone. Cut short before they ever had the chance to leave the cradle of their home world. Though they have perished, their works, their creations, and perhaps even more; have lived on after them. What now lay before them was a future among the stars, delayed but not abandoned. (Mass Effect/Nier: Automata Crossover/Fusion)
Crossover - Mass Effect & Nier - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,374 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 6/4/2017 - A2, YoRHa Commander
WRONG CHAMPION by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/Crack/ A fourth Champion is chosen by the Goblet of Fire. It is not whom Barty Crouch Jr. was expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/18/2017 - Severus S. - Complete
There's more than one binding in that contract by senawario reviews
The binding contracts between the goblet and each champion are not the only ones in play.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 139 - Published: 11/14/2017 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Dobby - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 10,857 - Follows: 11,016 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Functional Blood Protection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Voldemort should have considered the components of his resurrection a tad more carefully.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Complete
Super Blood Protection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The blood protection, contrary to common fanon, doesn't protect against anyone but Voldemort. But what if it did?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Complete
Percy helps by senawario reviews
Hermione tricks Percy into exposing Umbridge's blood quill detentions. The fallout from that takes some interesting turns.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 212 - Published: 11/2/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Dolores U. - Complete
Full Circle by Hakurei Ryuu reviews
Sealing the Door of Darkness and closing off the Shadow Realm is what Atem died for. Twice. And his successor isn't about to leave the job unfinished. post-series.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,503 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Anzu M./Tea G., H. Honda/Tristan T., K. Jounouchi/Joey W., Yūgi M.
Have Fox, Will Travel by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
The trust of a child is a fragile thing… Naruto becomes disenchanted with Konoha and the Sandaime Hokage when he stumbles upon the truth of who and what he is on his eighth birthday. Smart!Naruto, Protective!Harry, Smart!Harry, Dudley!Redeemed, & Fan-girl!Ginny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,139 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 4,005 - Follows: 4,607 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 9/25/2014 - [Harry P., Yugao U.] Dudley D., Naruto U.
Charmed Life by Laryna6 reviews
Every parent wove stories of witches and wizards, and every kid in England dreamed of being a wizard like Merlin. Except the ones like his aunt who wanted to be witches, with magic gardens and big cauldrons and everything. And Dudley. Dudley was going to be a knight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,476 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 8/4/2017 - [Albus D., Gellert G.] Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
What Betrothal? by Xelan reviews
Marriage laws, forced betrothals, the phrase, "It is what it is." I'm not in favor of any of these, so naturally I wrote a story that includes all of them. Light on the Ron and Molly bashing -for me. Eventual Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 109 - Published: 10/15/2017 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
Gods of Many Faces by Homura Bakura reviews
"I know how Kira kills." These are not words that Seto Kaiba wants to say, nor what L expects to hear. But with the rise of an old enemy, Seto doesn't have a choice. He will have to regroup with old allies (perhaps friends) and join the battle against Kira to save the world - and to protect those that he realizes he can't live without. Rated T for some violence and language.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 149,285 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 11/4/2013 - [S. Kaiba, Isis I./Ishizu I.] L - Complete
Shattered Fairy Tale by Lady Khali reviews
After twenty years of okay, Ginny needed-no, deserved-more. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Of The Stars by Immatrael reviews
In the aeons before distant memory, an empire of myth and legend fell. But what has fallen can rise anew. The weight of ages falls on the shoulders of Usagi Tsukino. And her task will not be an easy one.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 126,493 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/26/2017 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,203 - Reviews: 3504 - Favs: 6,580 - Follows: 8,667 - Updated: 9/24/2017 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
An Explosive Touch by electricbanjo reviews
Konoha has at long last produced another shinobi capable of applying a seal from scratch on any surface with a mere touch. Pity the only seal he knows how to make is an explosive tag.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,033 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 9/9/2017 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Naruto U.
Third Time Lucky by J.R. Godwin reviews
Sarah is stepping into her power as an adult and has to make a lot of lifechanging decisions. Jareth wants to help, but his definition of "help" is a little perverted.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,389 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/6/2017 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
A Casket Full of Victory by Liffae reviews
It's easier to break than mend. And so, for everything she learned to heal, Sakura learned a thousand times to end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,580 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 9/5/2017 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Rewriting the Past by jbriz reviews
Everything was gone. With one attack, Madara had wiped out everything I held dear. I was about ready to give up, but then I was offered another chance. A chance to do it all over again. A chance to save everyone. Time travel. good Kyuubi, Pairings: Mina/Kushi, Naru/Hina (later on), others to follow. rated T for violence, some language, and minor mature references.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 99,727 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 2,814 - Updated: 9/1/2017 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 600,256 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 9/1/2017 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
What If by Fyreheart reviews
This is a series of one-shot stories and miscellaneous scenes about what if Harry had responded differently to key events in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,732 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 2,076 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Harry P.
Itachi's Boy by Lucillia reviews
To Sasuke, Itachi was both Mother and Father as well as older brother. Oneshots of a world where Fugaku and Mikoto died fighting against the Kyuubi during the Kyuubi attack. Not all will be in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/19/2017 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,218 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 5,810 - Follows: 5,680 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
Home Schooled by kb0 reviews
Summer after 4th year and after his trial, Harry becomes fed up with a number of things and decides he wants to spend more time with Sirius, so he convinces Sirius to home school him instead of returning to Hogwarts for his fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,931 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 7/20/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 275,330 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 6,013 - Follows: 6,395 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Ringu by Jaybee4 reviews
Ryou thinks that he is rid of his Yami, that is, before Bakura suddenly returns and drags him to London. But not only does Bakura arrive in a body of his own, he seems to have learned about a new, dangerous, type of magic... rated T for language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,864 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 12/12/2010 - R. Bakura
The Assassin by Lucillia reviews
The ninja silently ghosted through the hallways of the strange Western castle, intent on reaching his target...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/3/2017 - Published: 6/3/2013 - C. Binns, Hiruzen S., Homura M. - Complete
The long game by magentasouth reviews
"To prevail in the game, one need only understand how each chess-piece moves, recognize its strengths and weaknesses, and have the full measure of one's opponent." Will become a triple-universe crossover, but the third universe won't come in until later in the story.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,977 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 1/11/2017
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 3,400 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
Misunderstandings of Passion by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Potter seems to have utterly lost what few wits he had. Quite the achievement, in Snape's opinion... And what does this have to with his two friends, anyway? /Oneshot, crack, anti-Ron/Hermione/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/30/2017 - Complete
Echoes of Blood by Solvdrage reviews
Blood contains power. Blood creates connections. Uzumaki Naruto has awakened the dormant power of his blood. This new power will change the world. Chigan Challenge Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,812 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 5/17/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Team Seven
The Desk of Requirement by senawario reviews
This fic was "inspired" by reading a completely pointless fic where Remus and Sirius read the epilogue, and basically just smile and grin to themselves, happy that Harry is alive and well and all that. They don't actually **do** anything. As I said, pointless. So I decided to xkcd 386 that one-shot ;-)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/18/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
It's All in the Name by apAidan reviews
just my take on the seemingly eternal debate about whether or not 'Harry' was Harry's actusl first name. And how it might impact the TriWizard Tournament. This isn't plainchant, so there's Harmony to be had.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 346 - Published: 7/8/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D.
Anything is Quite Possible by fringeperson reviews
If you know who to ask, then 'anything' really is possible, provided you're willing to pay equal to the value of your desire. Lily will do anything to protect her baby. Rumplestiltskin is rather fond of that word. Rumbelle later, and other pairings. Don't own. Complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,062 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 2/23/2017 - [Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] Harry P. - Complete
Heritage by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter is more than a wizard, he's descended from two powerful clans of the Elemental Nations. Thanks to his parents taking precautions he will work on training both sides of his heritage. And people better didn't try to stop him. Will contain some bashing, see summary, no pairings yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,644 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 4,581 - Follows: 5,299 - Updated: 6/19/2017 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Naruto U.
Thirteen by Lucillia reviews
The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse. Alot worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Harry P., James P., Vernon D.
The Demon and the Dead Man by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,273 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Naruto U., Izuna U.
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 5,737 - Follows: 5,775 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
Irrelevance by Adari reviews
A series of one-shots, which may or may not be considered connected, from a world where Harry Potter did not turn off his brain when sorted into Gryffindor. Usually Harry, but not always.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Harry P.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 151,206 - Reviews: 3516 - Favs: 6,614 - Follows: 6,835 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Philosopher's Red Herring by White Squirrel reviews
At the end of first year, Harry gets an unexpected visitor with some even more unexpected news, and a new plan for his future. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Nicolas F.
Hogwarts Protection System by kb0 reviews
If there are intent-based protective wards such as Albus erected around the Dursleys, how would Hogwarts be if it had some?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 668 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Amelia B. - Complete
Fledgling by J.R. Godwin reviews
"The only way for immortals to understand the fear of death is to experience it through the mortals we love." - Jareth
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,085 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/9/2017 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Goblin Prince by achebe reviews
Lily Potter's last wish was that Petunia Dursely would not take care of her son. Petunia agreed, and so she used the words Lily gave her to send the child somewhere else.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,946 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 3/18/2015
Ground Fire by Glaux Bryonia reviews
Dumbledore trusted the Dursleys but McGonagall didn't, so she tracked down some other non-magical relatives. More distant relatives, and seemingly friendlier. Funny how a bout of accidental magic can change the fate of a clan. Now the remaining Uchiha must hide their fire until they're ready to rise from the ashes. Which happens to be easier when you have a wizard in the family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,499 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 4/30/2017 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Harry P., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Unexpected Talent by mp3.1415player reviews
Harry can do something very few others can, it turns out. Which sparks an idea... I warn you now, this is entirely silly. And not at all canon. But it came to me more or less whole, made me laugh, then type it up, so you'll have to live with it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Phoenix Syndrome by apAidan reviews
It's two years after the Epilogue and there's an emergency at the DMLE. so Director Hermione Granger-Weasley has to go into the office and find out exactly what's going on. Epilogue compliant Harmony. Rating for violence / torture scene in chapter 6 Chapter 13 edited for a continuity error on 4/8/2013
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,646 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Circle Must be Broken by Todeswind reviews
Babylon five is a haven for warriors, idealists, dreamers, and wanderers. How much damage can one more ship of fanatics do in the long run?
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 490,554 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 8/30/2010
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,064 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 3,442 - Follows: 3,599 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 91,014 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 3,275 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Harry Potter Plot Bunnies to Kill by Innortal reviews
Serious plot bunnies in the style of the Omake Files. As requested, a second installment of the life and times of Harry Potter and his Guardian, Ranma Saotome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,872 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 2/24/2008
The Bar Association by Xelan reviews
A simple story of Lily Potter in search of a place that serves liquor. Having found a place that fit her criteria, she meets someone and things begin to change. How will things turn out? Will things change for the better. Read and find out. Eventual Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,180 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Lily Evans P.
Escape by SingularOddities reviews
AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 314,387 - Reviews: 3869 - Favs: 5,782 - Follows: 4,371 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Why Shouldn't You Get Fired, Again? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry's dead, and his Death will get fired if Harry doesn't go back. Well... hmm. Let's think about this... /oneshot, mild angst, minor Dumbledore-bashing and Weasley-bashing; riff on Reptilia28's 'Don't Fear The Reaper' challenge/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Complete
Intern Jenna and the Scoop of a Lifetime by drgonet
Side story to Pharaoh's Magi. Intern Jenna of the Daily Prophet is having a bad day, but that is about to change.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/20/2017
The Goblet of Fire and The Not Terribly Uncommon Charm by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/AU, crack, oneshot/ Suppose the Goblet of Fire really had been vulnerable to the Confundus Charm...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/19/2017 - Complete
Recruitment Drive: Reaching an Accord by bissek reviews
When Gonzales and Real S.H.I.E.L.D. learned that Coulson had formed a unit to deal with super-powered and supernatural beings without Indexing anyone, they knew they needed to act. Too bad they failed to understand that S.H.I.E.L.D. has never been the top fish in the pond in the magical world, and that breaking the rules has consequences. Cowritten with Afalstein.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,742 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 9/27/2015
The Mountains of the Moon by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione comes up with a contingency plan for Harry's Ministry hearing, and they decide their education can be better pursued elsewhere—at the largest and oldest school of magic in the world: Uagadou. Voldemort won't know what hit him. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Vapourware Cloak by BajaB reviews
A twist on the old "Emporer's New Cloak" fairy tale I found when clearing out my drive. Posted because I have nothing else to do with it and have not posted anything in so long people have probably forgotten I exist.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2016 - Complete
Greedy Ron And The Three Seconds Of Thinking Ahead by Right What Is Wrong reviews
It's that fanfiction plot again: Ron's been bribed by Dumbledore to pretend to befriend Harry and keep him down! Only... Ron's given this situation a bit of thought... /oneshot, Dumbledore-bashing, mild Ron-bashing, parody/
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/19/2016 - Ron W. - Complete
The Last True Uzumaki by Venu3374 reviews
When a traumatic event proves that Naruto has inherited his mother's Adamantine Chains, the normal order of Konoha is thrown into chaos. Follows Naruto's quest to become strong enough to live up to his parent's legacy and protect those he loves. Naru/Hina, OOC, Bloodline Naruto, maybe Sasuke/Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 112,900 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Armando Dippet And The Two Brain Cells To Rub Together by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/AU, oneshot/ Tom Riddle reports on his capture of the Heir of Slytherin. The Headmaster is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Very Quickly Resolved Plot by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/Crack, oneshot/ There are worse things in the world than death. They're just as effective, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/11/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Naruto: From Darkness by Draco Kamikaze reviews
From the depths of darkness, the Jedi will receive a rude awakening that nothing is set, and that sometimes just one person can change the course of history for the galaxy. Naruto/Star Wars
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 122 - Words: 731,069 - Reviews: 3028 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 12/9/2016 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Naruto U.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,444 - Follows: 14,356 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Harry Potter and the Last Chance: Deleted Scenes by LeQuin reviews
If fanfics came with Director's Cuts, this would be the bonus material for Harry Potter and the Last Chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,998 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 11/16/2016
Harry Potter and the Last Chance by LeQuin reviews
Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,404 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 2,870 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Great Taboo Turkey Shoot by bissek reviews
Everyone fears to speak his name, because doing so brings his followers to you. He never considered that such a thing is a double-edged sword.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 137 - Published: 11/20/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Storm of the Gods by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A single mistake can create big changes, even if the shinobi are too stupid to realize it. Naruto, banned from becoming genin, leaves Konoha with a certain hammer he trips over in his haste to bring the Forbidden Scroll to Mizuki. Wait, the Fourth Hokage wasn't human, but a misplaced god named Thor? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S MY FATHER! *Set a few decades before Thor*
Crossover - Naruto & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,206 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 3,332 - Follows: 3,244 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Naruto U., Loki
Power Games by Immatrael reviews
There's no such thing as happily ever after. Life goes on - even dearly bought. All Precia's plans may come to nought as shadowy actors take to the stage. But nothing unmasks a man like his use of power. Second of the Gamesverse series.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 259,961 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Fate T., Nanoha T., Hayate Y. - Complete
Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,577 - Reviews: 4359 - Favs: 9,192 - Follows: 7,720 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Naruto: Jinchuriki of the Six Paths by X009 reviews
When Naruto sees Sasuke seemingly sacrifice himself for him at wave, he awakens the Rinnegan. See how its power affects his destiny. Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 262,194 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 5,962 - Follows: 6,304 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 11/30/2011 - [Naruto U., Fū]
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fairest One of All by Ellen Weaver reviews
"My mother loves me," Sarah said, appalled. "Oh yes," the Goblin King replied, "But her love is nothing compared to her jealousy. One of us will claim your heart. I'm determined it will be me." The Fairest One of All: a Yuletide retelling of Snow White.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,808 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Chunin Exams Sabotage by White Angel of Auralon reviews
The Hokage has noticed a problem. His jonin senseis that teach the next generation get overambitious before the chunin exams and send in genin that aren't ready just yet. Well, as Hokage he has some tricks of his own to prevent that the talented new generation is burned before it can shine. An agent of chaos to mess up certain plans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,761 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 572 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Stolen Child by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry saves a small barn owl from his cousin and gang the summer after fifth year. But as we all know, nothing is as it seems. Things are about to change. Lab/HP cross. AU – NOT in What's Said universe. Mentor pairings only. No slash!
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,607 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Jareth, Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Endless Night by The Sage of Toads reviews
An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,436 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Harry P., Integra, Alucard
Name Confused by enchanted nightingale reviews
What if Mycroft's name confused assistant was male? Harry Potter tries to shed his name and his past, taking a rare offer of anonymity while still getting to play the hero.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 64,125 - Reviews: 2978 - Favs: 4,051 - Follows: 5,055 - Updated: 9/27/2016 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7029 - Favs: 13,795 - Follows: 11,274 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Crashing the Lemonade stand by williamsangel88 reviews
When Yuugi sets up a lemonade stand in front of the Game Shop he never expected to have this many costumers. But what happens when a child gets pushed into his stand, breaking it. DISCONTINUED/HIATUS/UPFORADOPTION you pick
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,917 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Harry P., Yūgi M.
Rationalising Death by Scientist's Thesis reviews
What if the mentioned super intelligence of Yagami Light and his antagonists wasn't just informed, but was actually true?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 9/7/2016 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Light Y., L, Misa A.
Steel and Snitches by Lucillia reviews
Faced with a choice between employing Umbridge and employing a man who technically didn't even apply for the position and wasn't even a wizard in the first place, Dumbledore chooses the option of Not Umbridge. During his Fifth year, Harry is confronted with a Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor who doesn't want to hurt or kill him, but might anyways when he destroys the school.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Erik L./Magneto
Some Days, It Just Doesn't Pay to Speak by Lucillia reviews
When a young Auror recruit badmouths a certain Potions Professor, he learns exactly why the Aurors thought that the man was practically the greatest thing since sliced bread despite his character flaws which were too numerous to count. To them, Snape's "Winning" personality was a gift that kept on giving (and not in the venereal disease sense of the phrase).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 159 - Published: 8/28/2016 - OC - Complete
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8545 - Favs: 14,037 - Follows: 17,362 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Minerva's Little Adventure by SingularOddities reviews
AU. Minerva has a task to compete, one she had forgotten about. With the students due back in the castle she is running out of time to get it done. Then of course, things go a little sideways. Part of the timeline for Escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Dragons! by Meteoricshipyards reviews
The first task of the Triwizard Tournament, but with different dragons.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/15/2016
crazy enough to live a little by black.k.kat reviews
Konoha is an experience, and that's just about the politest way Ine can phrase it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Minato N., Kushina U., Teuchi, OC - Complete
Your Summon is Pink by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
Attempting to summon a creature without a Contract is literally gambling with your soul. However, Uzumaki Naruto is extremely lucky when it comes to gambling and manages to summon something that won't kill him outright.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,842 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Naruto U.
Have Chrome, Will Travel by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 199,687 - Reviews: 2950 - Favs: 4,567 - Follows: 4,703 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 2,482 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Sort the Dragon by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A continuation of Doghead Thirteen's excellent fic, Enter the Dragon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,786 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 814 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Patterns in Chaos by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
In November, 1981, Bellatrix decides to go looking for information about the Potters instead of going with 'the boys' to interrogate the Longbottoms. One-shot. Rated 'T'. Minor revisions to text for hopefully better reading, 20th August, 2016.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2016 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Young Love by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Sasuke had a very good reason for running away from Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,204 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 3/9/2016 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U.]
Lone Traveler: The Greatest Minister in History by dunuelos reviews
The Lone Traveler arrives on the even of Fudge's election. Instead of pelting Dumbledore for advice, the new Minister listens to a new viewpoint. Much is changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,617 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Harry P., Amelia B., Augusta L., C. Fudge - Complete
I can teach you if you want by RHSAD reviews
A few simple sentences can change a person's life; for better or for worse. Kakashi utters one of these simple sentences to a five year old Naruto in a chance meeting. How will this affect both their lives and the shinobi world as a whole? Brotherly!Kakashi, Believably Strong / Smart Naruto. Adopted by Kyoto141092
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,363 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 3,065 - Follows: 3,502 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Naruto U., Kurotsuchi] Kakashi H.
An Inconvenient Truth by old-crow reviews
After the events in third year, the wizarding world grows darker. Fudge seems intent on spending more time covering up what's happening than dealing with it. Could a stronger relationship between Harry and the Bones family change history?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,464 - Reviews: 2383 - Favs: 4,410 - Follows: 3,023 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Genius Sensei by AlexDnD reviews
What if Kakashi had recovered from his deep depression? What if he turned out to be a true genius as a sensei? Watch as team 7 develops into a truly capable shinobi team!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 331,494 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 3,541 - Follows: 3,120 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 6,335 - Follows: 6,225 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 4,263 - Follows: 4,466 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Up the Hill Backwards by MyraValhallah reviews
(Fem!Harry) Sarah Rose Potter, Girl Who Lived, just wants to survive Hogwarts, but fate has other ideas- she has a destiny ahead of her and a past life which keeps trying to encroach on her present… a past life which comes complete with a smoking hot Goblin King. It could be worse though, she could be stuck with her mother's bloody awful relatives. Eventual J/S
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,270 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 2/14/2016 - [Jareth, Sarah] Hermione G., Sirius B.
A Little Knowledge by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Wherein the Mirror of Erised proves to be the ultimate Deus Ex Machina.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 205 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Harry P., Mirror of Erised - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11224 - Favs: 15,767 - Follows: 11,656 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 3,291 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 5,741 - Follows: 4,638 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Between the Stars by A-Little-Lost reviews
Deciding to leave the wizarding world, Harry begins to read and write fantasy stories to fill the void. One story that he reads begins to haunt his mind. He becomes obsessed with it and it becomes obsessed with him.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 9/20/2015
Out of the Unknown by axellon2008 reviews
Naruto discovers a crashed starship outside his village and his life is forever changed. Under the unorthodox tutelage of a Sith Lord's spirit, he will learn the technology and history of a larger galaxy that he, and no one else from his planet, ever knew existed.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 636,110 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 3,990 - Follows: 3,589 - Updated: 5/21/2016 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Vader's Realistic Reactions by Jesus' girl 4ever reviews
Vader discovers that he has children. Sequel (and prequel, too) to "Luke's Realistic Reaction" and "Leia's Realistic Reaction."
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 4/18/2016 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine
One of Us by Akela Victoire reviews
Squib!Harry AU. One word in Dumbledore's letter convinces Petunia that raising Harry doesn't have to be as terrible as she thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
The Better Man by Laume reviews
Suppose the Marauders torture hadn't driven Snape to Voldemort and he had been the better man. What would the future have looked like? Warning: may now contain DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,568 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 4,023 - Follows: 4,931 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Han's Realistic Reaction by Jesus' girl 4ever reviews
A more realistic take on the scene where Han finds out that Luke and Leia are siblings. Sequel to "Luke's Realistic Reaction," "Leia's Realistic Reaction," and "Vader's Realistic Reactions."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/13/2016 - [Han S., Leia O.] Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Somewhere in the Gray by TarnItUp reviews
Life's tough and it's just dumped Ryou back into a life he once thought was left far behind him. With Bakura to complicate matters, they now have to figure out what they want from this new life and how they're going to go about getting it. Between friends, family, love, and power, it's the toughest decision they'll ever face and may alter the fate of the world. Slow Tendership
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 226,221 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 5/1/2016 - Published: 5/30/2012 - [R. Bakura, Yami Bakura] - Complete
Harry Brown by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is rescued by a woman in a market and her sons when they accidentally discover the abuse he has suffered from the Dursleys. The world now has to deal with a wizard raised by one Agnes Brown.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mrs. Brown's Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,659 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 597 - Published: 4/11/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Agnes B. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Shadowblayze reviews
...they just fade away. Cloud is stuck in the Midgar Slums. A disabled vet easily cast aside by the company he fought, bled, and nearly died for. Struggling to keep his head above water in a place that is callously indifferent to his broken body, his damaged mind, and his bleeding soul is an hour-by-hour struggle. Yet no matter how dark things get, Cloud is still Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,235 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Cloud S., Aerith G.
Legends That Bleed by Kiko-Butt reviews
A good, solid punch to the face has always had the power to change a person's outlook. Kakashi didn't realize this until Gai got him, right in the kisser. He was never going to live this down. Team 7's fate was about to change. Strong Team 7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 81,836 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Proper Magic by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
AU. One-shot. Professor Severus Snape has been asked by one of his colleagues to have a word with new Slytherin first year, Harry 'Eldanis'. (Harry-was-adopted-by-someone-else background story.) This story is rated 'T' and is identified as 'Humor'. Minor update to Author Notes to acknowledge likely source of a phrase 11th April, 2016.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/5/2016 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,580 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
His Little Princess by hispreciousthing reviews
As a child, Sarah thought of herself as brave, daring, and terribly adventurous. However, to everyone else Sarah was stubborn, single-minded, and out to make trouble. In the end everyone (Sarah's parents included) simply gave up on her. All except one. Child!Sarah (Basically I got stuck on the idea of Jareth taking care of a young Sarah).
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,142 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
One Tin Soldier by GenkaiFan reviews
What would happen if Ichigo talked Muramasa into living and promised to find a better master? What if that that new master was Harry Potter? Wait how did an English Wizard meet an Eastern Soul Reaper? Harry/Muramasa pairing, not slash. AU Set in the Zanpakuto Arc
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,913 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 3,518 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 3/13/2015 - [Harry P., Muramasa] Luna L., Ichigo K. - Complete
Freak by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate Universe. Sketch. Lily Evans has a different family experience, prior to Hogwarts, from canon. One-shot. Rated 'T'. Warning: some readers may find this slightly dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2016 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Children of the Stars by Shadowblayze reviews
The beleaguered Orion Black managed to do one worthwhile thing in his life and the ripples that spread out from this accomplishment change the tides of destiny for both of his beloved sons, two small Prophecy-bound children, and a desperate, grieving grandmother. (Tread gently across this broken ground, for Her wounds are not yet healed, Children of the Stars, Bastions of Hope.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,598 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 3/18/2016 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Augusta L.
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 6,473 - Follows: 7,484 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013
The Statute of Not Needed by Lucillia reviews
Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 227 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Nightcrawler - Complete
Failure by Liffae reviews
Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,935 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 2,845 - Follows: 3,422 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Naruto U.
A Lucky Glance by Venu3374 reviews
When Lily discovers Peter's treachery only days before they plan on going into hiding the Marauders make a desperate gamble to free themselves from between Voldemort's insanity and Dumbledore's 'Greater Good'. Live Lily/James, manipulative 'Greater Good' Dumbledore, eventual Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,861 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 1/16/2016
Leia's Realistic Reaction by Jesus' girl 4ever reviews
Sequel to "Luke's Realistic Reaction"; Leia finds out she and Luke are siblings.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/17/2016 - Luke S., Leia O. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Puppet of Time by Calanor reviews
Time travel. It's always about Potter. Draco Malfoy doesn't like that fact, but there is no one else who has the power to change the world. Sending his memories to his younger self he hopes to create a better future. Intelligent Grey Draco. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 166,893 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Luke's Realistic Reaction by Jesus' girl 4ever reviews
A slightly more realistic take on the scene where Luke finds out Leia is his sister...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/9/2016 - Luke S., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Rise of the Weasley Famiglia by jacobk reviews
Ron never wanted to be a crime boss. Pity he was so good at it. Even if he did spend most of his time worrying about what would happen when his mother found out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 477 - Published: 2/2/2016 - Ron W.
Mosaic by Larry Huss reviews
Beginnings are delicate things; suppose Lucius Malfoy had been a little short of money...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,490 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 3/6/2012
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,963 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 3,943 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Serpensortia by james.wylie.guerra reviews
In CoS Harry seems to instinctively know he could speak to snakes. Why else would he try talking to one during the dulling club scene. What might have happened if he didn't decide to talk to the snake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/26/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Justin F. - Complete
I Wish the Goblins Would Come and Take Professor Snape Away, Right Now by Unknown Kadath reviews
Pretty much what it says on the tin. Harry Potter/Labyrinth crossover. Can crack be a tribute fic?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2016 - Complete
Bits and Pieces a collection of sorts by BajaB reviews
A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,990 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 10/19/2010
A Snake In the Grass, A Wolf At the Door by black.k.kat reviews
Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru, Sakumo H., Obito U. - Complete
False Starts Harry Potter by Diresquirrel reviews
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,447 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P.
Harry's Big Brother by Lucillia reviews
When James and Lily visit a fertility clinic in 1979 in order to help nature take its course, they end up bringing a certain eleven year-old boy home with them for the Summer. As a result, Harry ends up with a "Big Brother" who - despite being a muggle - could potentially make Voldemort look like an abject failure.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,701 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Khan S., Harry P.
Sealed in a Coffin by Sodium Bicarb reviews
When the third member of Team 7 dies, the Council must beg Uzumaki Naruto to join it so that Team 7 can enter the Chuunin Exams. NO PAIRINGS. GEN. Chapter 5 and 6 have been fixed and are in their rightful place. :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 88,745 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 3,904 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
For Love of Horses by AngelaStarCat reviews
If Lily and Petunia had a single bond that remained between them through the years: a love of horses. What difference would it make to a single orphaned boy? Alternative Universe, dual Petunia Evans and Harry Potter's POV. Because sometimes we just want Harry to leave Britain behind, and horses are a good enough reason to do so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,466 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 208 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Changeling by E Salvatore reviews
Skin white as snow, lips red as blood and hair black as– wait, creepy otherworldly eyes? Oh, that sneaky Fae bastard has so much explaining to do.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Sorting Sideways by Biskoff reviews
For a thousand years the Sorting Hat has put students where they fit best. Only a handful of times throughout history has it ever been said the Hat picked wrongly. In the year of 1991, that's the only thing people were saying. On the one-thousandth-and-one year of Hogwarts, the Sorting Hat decided to change things around. Pity it didn't tell anyone beforehand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 177 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 652 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Poking A Sleeping Dragon by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
They had learned at a young age that the Ministry was corrupt. They had seen with their own eyes how little the Ministry cared about the people it was supposed to protect. And now the Ministry was after one of their own. Harry had never wanted this power, but the Ministry had no one to blame but themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 476 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., C. Fudge - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 7,957 - Follows: 6,050 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
I've Always Wanted to Use that Spell by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. McGonagall finally got to awaken the statues in the Battle of Hogwarts, but she wanted to do it for a long time. Given all the times she missed her chance, it was no wonder she was so eager when the time came.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 186 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Minerva M. - Complete
Connections by Sophie3 reviews
HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 137,582 - Reviews: 2707 - Favs: 3,682 - Follows: 4,469 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Nanoha Takamachi and the Wizarding World by Ryvaken Lucius Tadrya reviews
The White Devil is back at Hogwarts for another year, only this time she has to deal with a part time mage job as well as mysterious attacks, an old injustice, and a boy-hero who can't go two months without putting his life in danger. Book two of the Lyrical Witch series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,216 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Nanoha T., Fate T.
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 4,290 - Follows: 1,243 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Harry's Loophole by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry has been entered in the Triwizard Tournament, but during the shouting match with Ron he realises that he doesn't actually have to risk his life and look like a fool in front of everyone - he really only needs to show up for each task and make a token effort. Single-point-of-departure fic, departing early in book 4. Some text borrowed from J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,394 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 3,321 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Love Makes a Difference by fringeperson reviews
It is truly amazing how having a little love and understanding can change things so dramatically, even if some things never truly change. Taser Tricks, don't own, complete.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,221 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 9/26/2015 - [Darcy L., Loki] Frigga - Complete
Heretic by black.k.kat reviews
At the last moment, Mito chooses to bind the Kyuubi to her rather than sealing it within herself. Decades later, Kushina takes up her burden, and finds that maybe it isn't such a burden after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 185 - Published: 9/22/2015 - [Kushina U., Minato N.] Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
An Uzumaki Scorned by SilentSambo88 reviews
Inspired by The Gallant Toad Sage's "Betrayal". Ten years after the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto's dream to become Hokage has become a bitter search for truth and understanding. On the night he finally achieves his dream, he uncovers a devastating series of betrayals from the Sandaime that drive him into the past to seek justice and fix the future. *On Hiatus, Possibly Discontinued*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 88,252 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/8/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Ino Y., Team Seven
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
Monday Mornings by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
On a beautiful Monday morning the Wizarding World was changed forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
In a Millennium by Biennia Baron reviews
While visiting his father in egypt,Ryou meets a strange family. At his return to Japan he is shocked to find an acceptance letter to a magic school waiting for him. How will he survive against new magic, and a dark lord after his power? T for Language...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,002 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 6/6/2010 - R. Bakura
Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
We're NOT Going Through This Again! by Lucillia reviews
What might've happened if Sasuke and Naruto found out about a certain "rebirth" a few years earlier.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 350 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Journeys Untold and Friendships Unknown by Dream Wreaver reviews
We all know that Sarah decided to put away the book after the events of Labyrinth. But what was she going to do with all the other childhood trinkets? Get rid of them: one little red book makes its way into the hands of a girl who is more than she seems. Years later, history makes its rhyme and two teenage wizards must retrieve their friend. late 5th yr, all of golden trio included
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/29/2015 - [Jareth, Sarah] Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 4,461 - Follows: 4,136 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Magic, as opposed to Magic by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
Harry Potter was lost, but now is found. The Arch-Mage isn't happy. Harry isn't happy. And they're just the first two people who are going to find The Boy Who Lived's destiny one immense headache... Completed. It's my "Winnie the Pooh" to my A.A. Milne. (That's NOT a complementary comparison, by the way.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 100,511 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Towards the Dawn by Solvdrage reviews
In a world scarred by a more devastating Kirigakure Civil War, the lives of Naruto and Hinata are forever altered. Naruto has embraced fuinjutsu to focus his energies. Hinata, still inspired by but separated from Naruto, has grown into a self-confident and graceful young woman. How will their destinies unfold when they are reunited years later?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 42,818 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Harry Potter and the things that could have happened by arekay reviews
My oneshot folder. Ch 1: A darker Harry talks about how he's going to deal with Ron after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P.
Bug Boy by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
At the tender age of two and a half, little Harry's magic whisks him away from the Dursleys to the Hidden Countries where he is found and adopted by a shinobi clan of Konoha. Main Pairing: Harry (Satoshi)/Takigakure's Fu (host to the Nanabi).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 339,217 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 3,576 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Harry P., Shibi A., Shino A., Kakashi H.
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 4,333 - Follows: 3,700 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
The Thirteenth Rider by HachimansKitsune reviews
Sarah dreams of the Labyrinth and being chased by a rider in black. Jareth dreams of claiming the queen who once escaped him. Sometimes fairy tales come true, but there is always a price. The Wild Hunt is coming - but who is the hunter and who is the prey
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 125,941 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
An Intervention by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,340 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Over and Under by NephilimEQ reviews
Hermione Granger comes to the aid of Sarah Williams...and when two magic worlds collide, there's no telling what might happen. PLEASE READ & REVIEW! SS/HG SW/J
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,378 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Jareth, Sarah, Hermione G., Severus S.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15063 - Favs: 22,133 - Follows: 19,435 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Stormborn by black.k.kat reviews
Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,939 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 5,806 - Follows: 3,149 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara, Haku - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 8,351 - Follows: 6,641 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Appeal of Authority by jacobk reviews
Sakura is back in Konoha after a flurry of dangerous missions, safe and sound. Or so she thinks. Life in a ninja village is never simple, and she's going to find out what it really means to be Tsunade's protege. In the mean time, Konoha's enemies are hardly idle... Sequel to Trial by Ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,469 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sakura H., Tsunade S.
Strife-Sensei by fringeperson reviews
Team Seven is given a very different teacher, and of course, he has a very different approach to teaching. This in turn will turn them into very different shinobi. Don't own. Complete.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,488 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Cloud S., Team Seven - Complete
One World by Stellar Magic reviews
In J.K. Rowling's first draft it wasn't Hagrid that found Harry Potter in Godric's Hollow, but a lowly dentist named Granger. What if he had? Harry Potter is brought before the muggle authorities, an apparent orphan. With Daniel Granger named the child's temporary guardian, he disappears into the muggle world. LittleBro!Harry, BigSis!Hermione. Not a HP/HG Ship. Canon Pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,636 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Ron W.
Inheritance by ThrashtillDeath reviews
Iruka takes Mizuki's shuriken to the back in place of Naruto. Thinking Iruka to be dead, Naruto loses control and prepares to unleash the Kyuubi, however before he can tear off the seal, he is stopped by the hand of his hero. The Yondaime Hokage... On Hiatus temporarily during editing process. Will be continued shortly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 160,517 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 3,437 - Follows: 3,727 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Naruto U.
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 3,706 - Follows: 1,224 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35029 - Favs: 24,932 - Follows: 18,619 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Home of the Brave? by KUCrow1997 reviews
Is the Legendary Gryffindor courage just mere bravery, or is it something else entirely? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
To Thine Own Self Be True by GenkaiFan reviews
A Sequel to What Said Is Said. Severus Snape has finished his community service to the Wizarding World but is the WW finished with him? That is the question. AU
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,698 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Jareth, Sarah, Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Rational Response by NeutralWotan reviews
My take on an ending for Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. A challenge issued by the author at the end of Chapter 113. Harry wins, kind of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2015
Death Becomes Us by axellon2008 reviews
On a wild-goose chase that leads him outside the village walls, a young Naruto inadvertently finds the Uzumaki Clan's Mask Storage Temple.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,207 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Naruto U.
Twelve Shattered Mirrors by Solvdrage reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never abandons his promises, even in defiance of time. Fleeing a terrible future betrayal after Pain's invasion, Naruto seeks to restore the dream of Konoha by destroying the reality of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,474 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 3/10/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 7,751 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 4,734 - Follows: 3,673 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 6,707 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hyuga's Hound by Solvdrage reviews
There are many possible paths of fate and on the day of the Hyuga Affair, Naruto will take a different path. No matter the path, Naruto Uzumaki is loyal to his precious people.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 137,498 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 12/9/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Sparked by Magic by Ie-maru reviews
Harry accidentally becomes akin to Primus the summer after fourth year. His 'children' call him Creator, but is he ready for the position and all it entails? What will happen when wizards and Cybertronians alike meet them? No slash. No pairing for Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,646 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 5,082 - Follows: 5,485 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P.
Children of Nemesis by Solaris242 reviews
There was a theory once, about Nemesis, the Dark Star. Stillborn twin to the sun, it wandered the void, black and cold, and every 25 million years, came back home. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 9/11/2013
Via Osmosis by Uncle Stojil reviews
The night he was sealed inside the human child, the Kyuubi conceived a plan meant to give him freedom. Twelve years later, that plan is finally set in motion. And the brat is going to cooperate, that he knows it or not. AU and slight FFVII crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,045 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Tsuki's Maverick by ShadowedNara reviews
Naruto's been inconspicuously living away from Konoha for his entire life, having long since been thought dead by the select few who even knew of his birth. With the Chūnin Exams right around the corner, he unwittingly makes his way back home for the first time in thirteen years! AU-ish. Rated T for language and later events. !Discontinued!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 125,113 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Tales of the Arcane by kekkeigenkai95 reviews
When it becomes obvious that the long lived line of Uzumaki would be at risk, what would the only surviving Uzumaki elder do to preserve her family line? Join Naruto and Mito on a journey of reunions and farewells, as Naruto scours the elemental lands searching for something that long eluded him, himself. Begins after the Tsunade Retrieval Arc. Fuinjutsu!Naruto, ChakraChain!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,627 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 2,916 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Naruto U., Mito U.
The First Flower of Spring by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,167 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 3,103 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sakura H.
He who will change the Shinobi by mlickko reviews
During the battle on the bridge in Wave, when Naruto used Kyuubi's power, Nine-Tails felt something he detested: Sasuke's new Sharingan. Discovering that something was preventing his host from reaching his full potential, he did the math. Results? He will give a small helping hand to his host so that he could surpass the Uchiha. /SmartishNaruto, rating may go up. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 191,516 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 4,261 - Follows: 4,795 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Naruto U.
Etymology by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Kakashi Gaiden, pre-Naruto, TWO-SHOT. A very young Naruto exploits a loophole and makes a flawed assumption. His mother is dismayed. His father thinks its hysterical. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
A Very Naruto Christmas by daniel-gudman reviews
Honestly this is probably even more ridiculous than what you're imagining.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Tenten, Orochimaru
I was the more deceived by ajarntham reviews
In the summer after Dumbledore's death, Harry discovers he can not only enter Voldemort's mind to find the horcruxes, he can control the dark wizard and force him to kill himself. With all the horcruxes gone and Voldemort's body destroyed, the war should be over. It isn't, of course. Diary format.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,632 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Corona by erimies reviews
The odds and ends I somehow end up writing for the world of Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014
Mokuba Kaiba, not Harry Potter by Senna Sylvan reviews
What if Harry had grown up as Mokuba Kaiba? How would Seto have taken his brother being invited to a wizarding school? I haven't seen one of these left, so I just had to write it. Consider the pasts and time lines a little AU. Sorry for the rough title, and I hope you enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Albus D., Mokuba K. - Complete
Lokison by fringeperson reviews
Loki, sentenced to live the life of a mortal, comes away more changed than his father quite anticipated. Crossover between Marvel, Harry Potter and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Oneshot, complete, don't own.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 348 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Complete
His Mother's Love by White Squirrel reviews
Lily's sacrifice did a lot more for Harry than protect him from Voldemort. It protected him from the worst of his relatives' abuse, too. But when Dumbledore tells him the whole story, he decides he's had enough and takes control of his life. Set in sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,757 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Mischief Mastered by fringeperson reviews
Oneshot companion piece to Mischief Managed, detailing Loki's side of things a little more, and where Dumbledore was - or wasn't, as the case may be - and why. Complete, don't own. Please read Mischief Managed first.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 480 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Albus D., Loki - Complete
Mischief Managed by fringeperson reviews
A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 5,726 - Follows: 3,021 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Now You See It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE, Sequel to The Eyes Have It] Thanks to certain efforts by certain people towards sewing discord and uncertainty amongst the other nations, inter-village politics convene in the Land of Iron months earlier than they might have without 'help'. Team Eight, against all odds, is dispatched as part of Konoha's contingent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,420 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 1,858 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Sakura H.
Lone Traveler: The Slytherin Chronicles by dunuelos reviews
Severus Snape is confronted by the Lone Traveler on the Eve of his ascention to Slytherin Head of House. The visiting Harry teaches him to change the course of Slytherin and all of the Magical world. All he has to do is get them to open their eyes. The major portion is almost exclusively in the viewpoint of Severus Snape. Now with Lucius Malfoy thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,060 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
On the Record by Lucillia reviews
James Potter shamelessly abuses a loophole in Wizarding law, and Harry's the one stuck paying for it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 222 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Harry P., James P., Albus D. - Complete
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 114 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Various Shades of Shadow by ThisLittlePiggyStayedHome reviews
After being involved in a Death Eater attack over THE TOMB in Egypt, Ryou has become mixed up in a war that is not his own. And the Pharaoh, Tomb Keeper, and Priest HAVE to get involved. God save the wizarding world!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,126 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 8/10/2011
Recruitment Drive: Brighter Futures by bissek reviews
Part of Afalstein's Recruitment Drive series. Co-written by Afalstein. Recruiting one ex-cop should have been an easy job, but instead May discovers that there are dangers out there that SHIELD never even knew existed.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,191 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014
Maelstrom by BlueGlass54 reviews
Inexorably drawing in everyone around him, they will become his strength to keep moving forward. He will continue growing and rise to heights none could have imagined. Assuming he survives the journey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,441 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Naruto U.
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Brothers By Choice by Ravyn reviews
Bonds between brothers can break – but James Potter has never been one to give up and neither are the Marauders. How would the world have changed if instead of trusting Dumbledore, they'd trusted themselves? Maurader Friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,026 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 8/3/2011 - [James P., Lily Evans P.]
The Biggest Toad in the Puddle by Tsume Yuki reviews
In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 6,663 - Follows: 7,804 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Harry P., Jiraiya, Team Seven, Team Ten
Team 7: A Retelling by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
The future is not set in stone. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. And every choice made has the potential to drastically alter the fate of the world. This is a lesson he must learn in order to get his revenge. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,190 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 10,511 - Follows: 4,740 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Alternate Beginnings by ack1308 reviews
Taylor takes a different tack in dealing with the bullies very early on in story canon. This ends her up in an unusual situation. What she gets out of it is up to her ... and Madison.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,547 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Skitter, Grue, Madison C., Imp - Complete
With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 5,444 - Follows: 6,263 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 3,876 - Follows: 1,189 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
The Weasley Potion Muddle by Scott the Wanderer reviews
For those of us who thought that more than half the Weasley relationships were caused by Amortentia, but still believe they are good people at heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Ginny W., Fleur D. - Complete
Lost Name by sakurademonalchemist reviews
He was the greatest sorcerer to have lived in the past hundred years, and he was was a child who had no name. Eriol is the chosen body for Clow Reed, and he couldn't be happier. But when the recreation of one of the greatest magical feats in modern history almost tears them apart, Clow is given the chance to be reborn. Can Eriol survive this test? Fatherly!Clow
Crossover - Harry Potter & Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,656 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Clow R., Eriol H.
Embraced by Crimson by ThatDudeCalledBob reviews
The Sandaime recognized Naruto's precocious talent for being a shinobi and accelerated his learning. Years later, the boy is a highly respected and famous jonin of Konoha. As events unfold around him Naruto is dragged into the inner workings of the village and forced to step up or be washed away in the ensuing madness. Strong!Naruto. Starts at the Wave Arc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,408 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Dusk and Dawn by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Moonlight Sparkle, the identical twin of Twilight, was taken from their crib when she was barely one month old. Dawn Potter was taken by Lily and James three days after Moonlight was kidnapped. Now Dawn has found a way back to Equestria to her real family, but will the magical community let her leave so easily? And can she reconnect to her lost twin sister Twilight? FEM HARRY!
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,646 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Harry P., Twilight Sparkle
Upon My Back by PenchantPal reviews
A single anonymous call has massive repercussions when Armsmaster is called to Winslow High on the day of Taylor's trigger event.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,059 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 449 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Armsmaster, Miss Militia, Assault, Battery
Unforeseen Consequences by Midnakdak reviews
They say a familiar is summoned to help a mage in the way they need most. Well, Louise needed help with her constantly failing magic and her familiar certainly fulfills that role.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 207,756 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Louise, Kyubey
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 7,888 - Follows: 3,120 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
TriWizard Alternatives by Larry Huss reviews
The TriWizard Tournament was a year-long plot by Voldemort's minions. Something that long and complicated with so many parts all having to mesh perfectly had many occasions when something could have gone wrong. Especially as some of the actions of the false Moody required experimental spells, never before attempted. Some minor glitches could have brought disaster for the villains.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Prince Naruto? by Solvdrage reviews
He was chosen to be their shining beacon. He was to be the rallying point for a scattered and oppressed people! He... wasn't exactly their first choice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,152 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 2/8/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Sales Pitch by fringeperson reviews
Harry meets Hades, but the Fates didn't cut his thread, and the Lord of the Dead isn't one to miss an opportunity. Oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 331 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
Out of the Night by fringeperson reviews
Inspired by whitetigerwolf's fic Love Is Eternal. Harry is a Hero, and the Queen knows what must become of Heroes once their fight is over; they are to be rewarded, and then they must wed. She arranges that he marry a young woman who will need a Hero at her side - because this young woman has monsters to kill. HxI, AxS, I don't own anything. Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,631 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Complete
Dumbledore Is An Idiot by Manchester reviews
Alternative Potterverse drabble scenes when this Hogwarts Headmaster demonstrates (often very much to the cost of his health and/or dignity) that excessive lemon drop consumption obviously causes severe impairment to the higher brain functions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Nanoha Takamachi and the Horrors of Ineptitude by Silent-Scream84 reviews
When the TSAB discovers the Wizarding World, Nanoha and Fate are sent to investigate. What will they learn about the HP universe and about themselves as they attend Hogwarts? Set during Order of The Phoenix. NanoFate. Reviews greatly appreciated.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,175 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 8/26/2011
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6192 - Favs: 11,428 - Follows: 7,910 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Discomposed by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
One Shot. Alternate Universe. One evening in July 1991 Albus Dumbledore receives some rather alarming news, and he sends for Severus, at dawn, the next morning, with an urgent errand for him. Rated 'T'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Unicorn at Hogwarts by Saphroneth reviews
After discovering that Cadence is not who she appears to be, Twilight is sent to another world entirely by the disguised Changeling Queen to avoid her plan being disrupted. When Twilight lands, she discovers that not only have Spike and their pets followed her, but that they've arrived in a world where the main sentient species is human. There's still a magic school, though.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,925 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Twilight Sparkle
Prince of Souls by kekkeigenkai95 reviews
An accidental sealing... and a amputated shinigami will turn the lives of those living in the elemental nations on its head. With three interchangeable doujutsu, the power to talk to the dead and a extra friendly fox taking residence in his head, how will Naruto face the trials of being a ninja in the Elemental Nations? DEAD!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,968 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Amazing Peter Parker by jaimeastorga2000 reviews
Five years after being bitten by a radioactive Portia and losing his beloved uncle Ben, Peter Parker dedicates his life to cryopreserving people on the brink of death.
Spider-Man: The Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Complete
This Is My Father's World by GenkaiFan reviews
In a desperate cry for help during the Graveyard scene, Harry receives help from his father. Only it isn't James Potter who answers! What if Harry not only had a Norse deity for a father, but was also a descendant of a Greek god as well? AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,909 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 7,098 - Follows: 4,818 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
Pulling Your Own Strings by ThatDudeCalledBob reviews
When Naruto came bursting into his office demanding to learn about puppets because they were 'super cool' and 'so badass' the Sandaime simply handed over a scroll detailing the little information Konoha had on the art. He didn't expect the boy to pursue it much further and he certainly didn't expect the boy to reinvent the skill all by himself. Puppeteer!Naruto Manipulative!Konoha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,562 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Naruto U.
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Speed of Midnight by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
The speed of midnight matters where prophecies and destinies are concerned. Near drabble length idea that ended up petering out. Assumed AU. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 5,272 - Follows: 5,751 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Harry Romanoff-Barton by Eternity sword reviews
Let's all admit it: leaving Harry on a doorstep was pretty careless. So what happens when Black Widow finds him after a mission in Surrey?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,063 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 4,438 - Follows: 6,282 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Future Lost by Meinos Kaen reviews
Presented with the choices of either fighting against his village or erasing his whole clan, he chose voluntary exile. What possessed the Hokage's counsellors to ask this of a thirteen year old pacifist, we will never know, but we do know what happened right after. The fight lasted ten days, and the village was torn apart... [AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,483 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 175 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Tenten, Iruka U.
Harry Potter and the Greater Good by Forensica X reviews
He was gone. Dead. Because of him. But the Order was wrong. It wasn't just their war anymore. It had stopped being their war long ago. Harry saw the strings, and he would no longer play the puppet. AU as of year six. UNDER MAJOR CONSTRUCTION - SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,735 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dark Lady by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Potentially slightly silly, slightly creepy, one-shot. Lord Voldemort's attack of Hallowe'en, 1981, winds up with a somewhat different result from canon. Rated 'T'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Complete
Asked For It by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate Universe. One-shot. Warning! 'M' rated. Warning! This is a borderline silly story, but some readers may find aspects of it horrific/perturbing. This story is tagged as 'Parody' and as 'Horror'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Well, That Plan's Been Shot To Hell by Lucillia reviews
A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 172 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Peter P., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Breaking by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate universe. One-shot. James Potter is in The Hog's Head, hoping that if he drinks enough fire whisky, maybe the sun won't come up the next morning. (James wasn't the Marauder who got the girl.) Rated 'M' just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/2/2014 - James P. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by Lucillia reviews
Adopted with permission from RuneWitchSakura. When a pair of lunatics who've dragged their minder across the country turn up on Harry Potter's doorstep babbling about magic, Harry finds himself on a new career path. Despite the fact that he'd rather be an Astronaut, Harry will be spending the next seven years training to be a Minder at the asylum known as Hogwarts. Random Oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,259 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 628 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M.
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 5,732 - Follows: 4,303 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 3,418 - Follows: 1,033 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Girl with Red Hair by Renatus reviews
Harry was five when he discovered the picture and his life changed. Before he knows it he's shipped off to a distant relative far away and a village full of adventure, intrigue and shinobi. And Harry finds family. HPxNaruto. Pre-Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 111,982 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 4,195 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Harry P.
Once and After by Shana the Short reviews
By a sick twist of fate, the mission to Wave ends in disaster for Sakura. Terrified of her own home and the people she should trust the most, she finds herself on the run. When real life seems stranger than fiction, is there any way to carve out a normal life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,729 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Sakura H., Sanbi/Isobu
Convalescence by breather reviews
When Harry Potter decided to take a break from Magical Britain, the last thing he expected to encounter was a subversive community of magic users and a brutal, mysterious hunter. He would almost rather be back at the mercy of England's cutthroat paparazzi. Almost.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,764 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Harry P., Thief Bakura] R. Bakura
FiM: Binky Pie by Miyajima reviews
Pinkie Pie is visited by a strange customer whilst working at Sugarcube Corner. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - Discworld & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,687 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Death
Devil Children by Lucillia reviews
When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 4,545 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Death Derailed by stephenopolos reviews
Harry ends up dying a few to many times. After exchanging words with his reaper, the Destiny Repair office sends him back to age seven. Dave in Destiny Repair sees this as an opportunity to affect events beyond the Magic Britain and directs him to an Alteran Repository. Harry will take out his enemies on earth before heading to the stars.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,169 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 580 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Konoha's Maelstrom by Formulaic reviews
If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,315 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 3,695 - Follows: 3,902 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U.
Definitely Defiant by Nom9de9Plume reviews
The fifth year Gryffindor/Slytherin potions class is in for a rude awakening. One-shot crackfic. Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Machiavelli's Favorite Son by Lena7623 reviews
When Thor comes to visit Jane after the events in New York, he has a tag along, and Darcy, the ultimate tag along, ends up befriending him. How CAN this end well. Eventually Darcy/Loki. Rated T for now, but I may adjust it, depending on where things go.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,178 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Darcy L., Loki
False Starts Naruto by Diresquirrel reviews
This is a series of ideas and blips that started out, but I wasn't ever able to fully flesh out. Some good, some not so good, but most have a silly side to them. All focus on the Naruto 'verse, specifically on the manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,077 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Destiny is a Hazy Thing by Calanor reviews
The Yondaime had a plan, Madara had another. They were not the only ones who wanted their own vision to come to pass, but the future is never certain. When all plans of gods and men fail Naruto is suddenly free to choose his own destiny. Slow development
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 567,152 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Why Does the Media Only Pick On Heroes? by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Why do the Heroes suffer the persecution of the press while villains only suffer a slap on the wrist? Because the media know ... (Warning, rather naughty concepts abound. Thus endeth the warning.)
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 7,909 - Follows: 2,138 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Past an Hour the Prospect's Black by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can't find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 252 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Things Not Said by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate Universe. There are things that Draco Malfoy's father has been keeping from him and Draco's sister... Rating: 'T'. One-shot. Author Notes expanded 22nd June, 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Draco M., Lucius M., OC - Complete
Under the Stairs by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Short silly piece. One-shot. The Dursley family have a dark and terrible secret under the stairs of their house in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Complete
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 273 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U., Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Making Uzumaki by PsyckoSama reviews
Naruto's always had big dreams, but unbeknownst to him he's heir to a legacy that dwarfs all of them. Sometimes all it takes is the beat of a butterfly's wings to put you on the path to greatness. With some luck, some help, and a whole lot of hard work, Naruto is going to make the name Uzumaki something to be respected once more. Naru/Haku, probably multi later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,343 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 3,219 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Naruto U., Haku
Reinforced Magic by Lupine Horror reviews
She was supposed to die, she was supposed to be destroyed, she was supposed to be completely annihilated, but she wasn't. He wasn't the happiest, nor was he the luckiest, but now a guardian angel all of his own had found her way to him. Let's see what Hogwarts makes of these two. This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,604 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Reinforce - Complete
HashtagDisneyPig: The Goblin King vs the Magic Kingdom by Ellen Weaver reviews
Jareth and Sarah visit Disneyland and create a Circe-type situation. Don't look for any sense. This story is completely ridiculous. Shhh. Just read it. Prompt provided by FrancesOsgood. Co-written with TheRealEatsShootsAndLeaves.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Inhibitions by E4mj reviews
Harry with no inhibitions could mean a lot of things get done quickly. Snape's POV of a potions accident with interesting effects. A lot of things are left unexplained: It is JUST a ficlet. A little thought that came to me after reading a potions/disaster story, un-developed mostly. Rating for swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 375 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Amontillado, Chilled by Diresquirrel reviews
"The thousand insults she had put upon me I bore as best I could, but when she turned to torture and injury, I swore revenge." A dark revenge fic.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker - Complete
The New Defence Teacher by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
The heads of house meet to discuss the latest defence teacher with the headmaster towards the end of the autumn term of the 1995-1996 school year. Slightly silly story. One-shot. Alternate Universe! Rated 'T'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Severus S., Albus D., F. Flitwick, P. Sprout - Complete
Nanoha Takamachi and the School of Witchcraft by Ryvaken Lucius Tadrya reviews
A few months after retiring home to England, former TSAB Admiral Graham finds himself attacked by men with pointy sticks and strange magic. He calls in help and sets Nanoha and Fate on a wild ride through the British Wizarding World. Book one of the Lyrical Witch series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,594 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete
Naruto Shippuuden: Botsuraku by MaxFic reviews
Sequel to Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis. Botsuraku... Downfall... The Villages have a purpose now, joined together by Akatsuki's war game can they come together and do what's necessary. One year to prepare and then open season begins. The question remains, who's downfall will come first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 3,861 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū
Improbable History by Clell65619 reviews
When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 261 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
Mokuba Kaiba and the Sorcerer's Stone by Mahade Crawford reviews
Harry Potter is orphaned when the Dark Lord kills his parents, attempts to kill him but the curse backfires. When he turns 6, his Aunt and Uncle abandon him in Japan, where he becomes Mokuba Kaiba. After Dumbledore convinces him to attend Hogwarts with Seto as the muggle studies teacher, he has to find the sorcerer's stone before it is stolen, with the help of his new friends.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,534 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Harry P., Mokuba K., S. Kaiba - Complete
Powers Best Left Untouched by StorySongs reviews
"A power the dark lord knows not"... may or may not have been shorthand. Voldemort attempts to ensnare the Shadow Mages, with disastrous results.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Voldemort, Yami Bakura, Yami Marik, Yami Yūgi
Names, and Other Unnecessary Things by Mirthful-Malady reviews
In which Harry is an extraordinarily intelligent child who has an intense dislike for boredom, wizards were never meant to be Horcruxes, a certain god of death has an almost lecherous obsession with apples and everyone has their own agenda. AU events for both universes. Dark(ish)!Smart!Harry eventual godlike!harry future slash of both varieties and some het. Polyamory abounds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,580 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Harry P., BB, L
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 265 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Kill It with Fire by Silently Watches reviews
Dementors are always followed by ice and cold, so the most obvious defense against them would be a magical fire of some kind. There's a reason no one tries this. One-shot, book 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 169 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dementors - Complete
The Unnatural Prodigy by savethetub reviews
Minato knew the harsh life that Jinchuuriki must endure. After sealing the Kyuubi into Naruto, he made a change to the seal that gave Naruto all of his and Kushina's talents and abilities so he could defend himself from the cruel hard world. How will the world be affected when Naruto has the skills of two Kage level ninja? The first chapter is kinda dark after that its brighter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,816 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 3,955 - Follows: 4,284 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 269 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
Rising from the Ashes by Kari-Kateora reviews
Pein's final jutsu gave life back to those he slayed in Konoha. However, it also brought back someone who never expected to live again. Rising from the ashes, how will Minato Namikaze readapt to life and the war he is flung into?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 142,642 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 3,482 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Blood Will Tell – But So Will Mothers by apAidan reviews
Neville gets a visit from an old housemate who is very distressed about something in the Daily Prophet. Unfortunately for Ginny, for once the Prophet has gotten it right. Inspired by, but not taken from, Seel'vor's classic 'Lily versus Ginny' story, this story references Harmony (HHr) though neither one appears in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 144 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Ginny W., Neville L., Hannah A., Susan B. - Complete
Crossing by TwinEnigma reviews
He dreams, caught in between the eddies of somewhere and somewhen, alone and unseen. And then, one day, he dreams of something he has never had. Epilogue-compliant... Sorta.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W., Voldemort, James S. P. - Complete
So, Why a Train? by Lucillia reviews
Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/27/2014 - A. Dippet, C. Binns, Phineas Nigellus - Complete
Picking Up From Where They Left Off by Lucillia reviews
When they have to be, the Gringotts Goblins can be exceedingly adaptable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Boromir - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3066 - Favs: 7,889 - Follows: 5,035 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Up Up and Away We Go by Lucillia reviews
There's a reason Muggles don't stop to think about it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: Captured by EdStargazer reviews
Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,145 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 3,534 - Follows: 3,654 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 451 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin U. - Complete
Blessed Event by Lucillia reviews
In which Obito enters the cave where Naruto was born a little early.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 152 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Obito U., Minato N. - Complete
Checkmate by livezinshadowz reviews
One-shot, "The Cost of Living" sequel. In a world where Pein's ideal of peace is a tentative thing overseen by Naruto, Kakuzu mulls over his life's work and what his next move should be. When he's given a second opportunity to instruct a young mind, Kakuzu makes a decision that surprises even him, the repercussions of which are bound to have long-lasting effects for the world.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Kakuzu - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Neville Reads the Prophet by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A companion story to Honor a Hufflepuff, Neville reads the Daily Prophet, and occasionally lends a hand to Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,293 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Neville L.
Political Realities by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
One-shot. Alternate Universe. Somewhat dry piece. In the wake of the third task of the Triwizard Tournament Albus Dumbledore explains to Harry why the previous night he silenced him as soon as he started going on about Voldemort. Warning! Long monologue! June, 2014, minor revisions to try and ease the 'wall of text' effect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
What It Is To Lose by davidnm2007 reviews
Harbinger gets a nasty surprise; Commander Shepard defeats the Reapers by teaching them how to lose. A thoroughly-daft piece of crack, and also an alternate end for ME3. Arguably no more bizarre than pre-EC Synthesis.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Shepard (F), Harbinger - Complete
The Last Christmas by alexanderwales reviews
The mantle of Santa Claus has been passed down once again, this time to an industrial engineer who starts to get some dangerous ideas in his head about the true meaning of Christmas. This fic is still being worked on. I finished it with Christmas (2013) as my deadline, but the story suffered for it, so even though it's complete there will probably be a reworking of it later.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,160 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 4,887 - Follows: 3,624 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 292,433 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 3,607 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
Reconnaissance by Albernheit reviews
Or how to find one's way in a new world when secrets contain more secrets and trust is a questionable habit. AU, begins at the end of CoS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 137,038 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Hermione G.
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2951 - Favs: 6,967 - Follows: 4,788 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Branches on the Tree of Time by alexanderwales reviews
Kyle Reese has traveled backwards in time, not to save Sarah Connor, but to help her rewrite the faulty utility function of Skynet. Together, it's possible that they might avert Judgment Day and save the world from nuclear Armageddon - and hopefully create a utopia ruled over by an AI god in the process. Fully completed. Diverges wildly from canon.
Terminator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,847 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Kyle Reese, Sarah Connor, The Terminator, Skynet - Complete
You-Know-Who by Emerald Ashes reviews
All names come from somewhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Complete
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 197 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power of Quidditch by apAidan reviews
The outrage over having the Quidditch season cancelled was muted too quickly in canon. A fourth year Gryffindor witch decides that someone needs to do something to rescue her best friend from impending disaster, and she has just the tool to fix both problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 256 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Angelina J. - Complete
Love and Loyalty by Athena's Avatar reviews
Jareth learns that Sarah can give him gifts more precious than her fear and obedience. J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,144 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Ninja Who Lived by 88mph reviews
Harry dies at the end of Deathly Hallows and is reborn as Naruto. Now Harry is on the case of uncovering all the secrets around Naruto and deal with his enemies. Find out how Konoha deals with the Master of Death Ninja-in-training.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,566 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 5,504 - Follows: 5,881 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P.
Three Word Reply by Lucillia reviews
Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 115 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 135 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
Labyrinth: Mind Palace by Ellen Weaver reviews
Warning: extreme silly ahead.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Jareth, John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 4944 - Favs: 6,241 - Follows: 4,110 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Does the Fox Say? by phoenixyfriend reviews
Well, it certainly doesn't say anything nice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 3,895 - Follows: 3,812 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 287 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Gungnir by Ryvaken Lucius Tadrya reviews
A young prankster opens a scroll of forbidden techniques in search of a second chance. What he finds alters his life forever, and will entangle his entire world in something greater than he knows. A Naruto/Nanoha crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,875 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Bookworm by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate Universe. One-shot. Within weeks of arriving at Hogwarts, young witch Hermione Granger discovers something fascinating on the shelves of the library, which rapidly becomes an overwhelming obsession. Series of (perhaps a touch nebulous) glimpses of her first three years. Rated 'T'. Minor revisions, December 2013.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Three Generations of Brunettes and Redheads by phoenixyfriend reviews
Because reincarnation likes to mess with people, and crack likes to play around even more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P., Hashirama S., Mito U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 4,172 - Follows: 2,839 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Like a Phoenix by chappysmom reviews
"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,384 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Angrish of Zero by Charles Bhepin reviews
Louise has summoned a Red Giant. He is Angron, the Angry One, FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN! Another Lovehammer crossover.
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013
Enkaku Byakugan by phoenixyfriend reviews
The Byakugan had its own second level, and it was just as likely to drive its user mad as the Mangekyo, as the possibilities of the universe drove the wielder mad. Hinata was just lucky that she had a support system.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Hinata H., Hiashi H., Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Year's Entertainment by Lucillia reviews
Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 91 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Why the War Chief Hates Wizards by Lucillia reviews
With all the soldiers that the War Chief was having scooped up from random eras, odds were that he managed to snag a few non-standard enlistees. Enlistees who might just happen to be resistant to mind-control and have the ability to disappear and re-appear elsewhere at will.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/27/2013 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., Dean T., Salazar S. - Complete
Sail Smarter, Not Harder by fringeperson reviews
What if Usagi's average test score wasn't 30? What if she could legitimately say "I'm blonde, not dumb!" and what if... well, enough with the speculation and on with the show! I don't own Sailor Moon. Complete.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,139 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Clarity and Relativism by NeutralWotan reviews
When Sirius fell through the Veil, he didn't expect a second chance, he didn't expect that he'd find a new best friend in a certain blond Hokage, and he didn't expect to meet his godson again. But then again, life is unpredictable, isn't it? Not Yaoi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/20/2013
Three Reasons by fringeperson reviews
What were Demetors doing on Privet Drive, anyway? Harry has some theories, and none of them are nice. Oneshot. Drabble. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 178 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Prison Break by Lucillia reviews
Rather than trying to break out of Azkaban like any sane person would do, Harry and Ron are trying to break in. The reason for this is because their friend Hermione was convicted by a kangaroo court and sentenced to more than two hundred years. The two of them are willing to do anything to get her out, and time is running out because Voldemort will be coming for his minions soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Harry P., Ron W.
Jareth Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by Lucillia reviews
Recently discovered to be Grandson to Jareth King of the Goblins, young Harry who had been named Jareth at birth reclaims his heritage and goes to Hogwarts where he is forced to deal with the machinations of one Albus Dumbledore and a general lack of acceptance by a world that's mostly prejudiced against "Half-breeds".
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,129 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Jareth, Harry P.
Beneath a Blue Sky by Araceil reviews
Naruto didn't need 'em. Any of 'em. He had a friend, one who would stick by him, come thick or thin. And even though they're on different teams now, that will never change. Epic Length. Important AN in Chapter 3, please read.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 50,832 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 3,164 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
When All the Stars Are Calling by GenkaiFan reviews
A series of lectures on ancient languages puts Garion Williams, aka Harry Potter, into a position to right an ancient wrong when Garion befriends Daniel Jackson. Non-slash! Friendship DJ/HP.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,549 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - D. Jackson - Complete
Extending the Boundaries by Orodruin reviews
As he begins to come into his own, Harry Hatake must find a way to make a name for himself and break out of his brother's shadow. But the past won't be left behind and with an old threat reemerging, Harry may find he needs more help than ever. SOI Sequel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,841 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Harry Potter and the Useless Rock by Lucillia reviews
Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,848 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Genesis R.
Learning from Past Mistakes by fringeperson reviews
Sebastian was simply unable to keep up with Ariel, and couldn't track her bubble-trails across the ocean. King Triton took it upon himself to talk to Ariel, and for once, managed to remember that losing his temper at his youngest daughter hadn't ever worked before. Oneshot. Don't own. Complete.
Little Mermaid - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 86 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Ariel, King Triton - Complete
Obito by Lucillia reviews
He knew that smile which he'd kill to see again, that laugh he'd kill to hear again, that attitude he'd once considered disgraceful. Though he didn't know it when he'd brought the child who had them now home with him, it would be through that child that his son would be returned to him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U.
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. Also in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan. Naturally, all of this is complicated by the events and people surrounding them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U., Karin U.
If the Villagers Were Right by Kythorian reviews
What if the villagers were right about Naruto after all? What if he really WAS the Kyubi in human form? The Fourth's seal might have held back the chakra of the nine-tailed fox, but what is the mind of a newborn against that of the greatest of the tailed-beasts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,955 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
CotIW: Unfortunate Meetings by Base Delta Zero reviews
In the 76th year of the New Era, an unlikely chance occurance in a distant, forbidden dimension brings terrible new foes. Armed with strange weapons and technology, and utterly without mercy, these invaders threaten the safety of all Mid-Childa.
Crossover - Warhammer & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 157,913 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 6/27/2009
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3565 - Favs: 6,336 - Follows: 5,028 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Real Boy Who Lived by kb0 reviews
If Sirius and James were peers (and the Malfoys too), shouldn't we assume their families were set up somewhat similarly? (I don't mean beliefs.) A oneshot with J/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/30/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Intervention by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter was programmed to die. Sometimes thing don't go as planned. A crossover with DC Comics Deadman.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 199 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P. - Complete