LightMage: PeaceLovePERCUSSION and I have decided to make a joint account devoted to Sexy Salad & Ranch dressing. PeaceLovePERCUSSION, would you care to elaborate?

PeaceLovePERCUSSION: One day I was busy writing. LightMage was helping me brainstorm. We were thinking of foods to throw. Salad automatically came to mind, since it contains tomatoes. The desicion to write a story together came on a day we had to write a STUPID essay in BAND CLASS! Thus, SexySalad&Ranch came into being.

LightMage: PERCUSSION and I have decided to colaberate on the LotR fanfic. "The Technoelf" is my story. PERCUSSION was in the process of writing a LotR fanfic of her own so she decided that we should combine stories. At first, we were going to just have our stories seperate, and have our characters feature in each others stories. But SexySalad&Ranch brought our stories together. PERCUSSION, I believe I've been long winded. Do you mind finishing it up?

PeaceLovePERCUSSION: Okay, here are the basic stats: LightMage and I are currently in hiding in the El Taco roadhouse out in the middle of nowhere, living off of cheap microwave burritos and coffee that looks like thick black mud. There is also an Internet cafe about 50 miles away, so we walk there to post our fanfics. Thus the reason for so much time between chapters.As you may very well have guessed, I just thought this up in about 5 minutes. Very entertaining isn't it?

LightMage: Did we mention that we have to stop at this run down, ghetto, flea and cockroach infested hotel halfway there? And a punk, muscular, bike demon named Knuckles owns it. It's not to bad, though, since he acts like a flaming homosexual. He has tons of hospiltality. He throws a little bit too much in my direction. I keep telling him I'm straight. But enough of that. PERCUSSION and I must get to walking so we can get this fanfiction to you, but first I must drink some coffee. PERCUSSION could you hand me that cup of shhhhhhh...sugar so I can put some in my coffee???? Heh heh.