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 Name: Morty Age: 20 Gender: Male Fuck Given: None -get 'em outta the way- Falling Up - Naruto is your average high school student. Or at least he and his friend Sasuke were "average" until they stumbled upon a dark, dark secret. Naruto doesn't want this at all, but Sasuke... (AU High School/Super Hero-ish) Our Spiraling Fantasy - Naruto always wanted to be like his hero Cloud, 1st Class SOLDIER. So when Shin-ra was rebuilt and resumed the program he was first in line. (Final Fantasy Advent Children/FF7/Crisis Core cross) Number One - Many rumors surround the number one headband. Some say it can give god-like powers to it's wearer, some say it was created by the gods themselves. Whatever it may be, one warrior will endure pain and suffering to attain it. (Afro Samurai Cross) Why Me? - Naruto was your average ninja, living in boring old Konoha. That was until a mysterious woman ran him over with her Vespa and hit him with a guitar. "Just what is Fooly Cooly?" (FLCL Cross) |
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Make Us Whole Again by MatrixExplosion reviews
"I will make a utopia, not of brick and mortar, but of flesh and blood."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Roku Naruto by Anthurak reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 3,801 - Follows: 3,376 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Ninja's Guide to Surviving High School by JA-Japster reviews
Romance! Action! Dating! Deception! Sexual tension! It would be a typical high school experience if not for one thing: all your friends are ninjas and an evil group of renegade ninjas want you dead. Slightly AU UPDATED: 01.05.2011. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 261,112 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Salutary Neglect by Thundereaper reviews
The Weak Man Writes the Stories. The Free Man Decides their Place in it. The Wise Man Knows How it will End. But it is the Strong Man who Writes the Epilogue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,551 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 3,776 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Death's Vow by AlphaUnit reviews
Naruto x Bleach crossover. After a life of pain and bloodshed, a broken Naruto has died. But instead of winding up with the rest of his deceased loved ones, he finds himself in Soul Society.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,862 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Our Red Eyes by Dalxein reviews
Shortly after Tsunade accepts the office of Hokage, Naruto learns of his family's bloodline: the precursor to the Byakugan. [NaruHarem]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,606 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Harry Potter and the Determinations of Fate by Baronvonblack reviews
Like ripples through water, a single event can change the entire course of history. For Harry, all it took was meeting a misty-eyed Ravenclaw a year earlier... Major AU later
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,199 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Naruto:Death's Second Chance by Le loup de Kaiser reviews
Ever since the attack of the Kyubi, Naruto was shunned as ‘Konoha’s Demon’ when he was born with the Kyubi sealed in him. His life was miserable beyond grief. NaruHina, Naruto/Bleach Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 326,513 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Burning Leaves by Lyra Kamiya reviews
Street racing AU... Konoha's best racers have one thing in common: a love of speed and danger. Multiple pairings both now and eventually, but it's mostly about cars, speed, deception, and revenge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,871 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Next by Amael the Chosen reviews
After an attack, the Yondaime's seal is unintentionally altered. Naruto can now see the future, but only 2 minutes ahead, and only when it directly concerns him. How will things progress, with this one small change? Crossover with the film "Next".
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,547 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4485 - Favs: 8,977 - Follows: 4,594 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Desperation by Jelp reviews
Everyone has a snapping point, even Hinata. And when Hinata snaps, her secret fantasy becomes her new desperation: lose her virginity to Naruto by any means possible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,251 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Nine Tails Fury by TJchaos reviews
A NaruHina story. What happens when Naruto opens the eight celestial gates combined with most of the Kyuubi's chakra? Thinking that Hinata died in his arms during a massive battle pushes him over the edge and makes some rather large changes in his life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 131,680 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
An IchiNell Fanfiction by Azure Zangetsu reviews
A/U Like the title, an Ichi-Nell. Ichigo is beaten, Nell is in her adult form again, and Nnoitra is still trying to kill them. What will happen? Lemons of course! It may be short, but hey, it's worth the read. Thanks to the few fans I have for reading!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,901 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Cursed Demon: Kaibutsu Akebono by Gadalla Rune reviews
Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Darkness. Darkness breeds Evil... and Evil? Evil breeds Power. The Sound of her voice, a Curse of a snake, the Forbidden Kinjutsu of a greedy man. 5 years old, a young Naruto has no idea what he's getting into...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 54,383 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2390 - Favs: 4,832 - Follows: 2,712 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Into the Woods by kyubiteaser reviews
Naruto and Hinata are sent on a simple mission: delivering medicine, but get sidetracked on an adventure neither one of them saw coming PART 1 OF MY SERIES INTO THE WORLD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,020 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Corners of the Mind by DrkKni reviews
Hinata does something horrible and ends up in he Konoha mental hospital, where she meets Konoha's most horrible secret.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,395 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
That'll shut her up by The Dirtwater Fox reviews
In training for Hokage, Naruto does a stint as a policeman, and must now hunt down an escaped prisoner. One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Tayuya, Naruto U. - Complete