Lady Miata
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Joined 04-17-06, id: 1029793, Profile Updated: 04-28-11
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi, I'm Mia.
I am 24, have a nice personality (not the "oh no she's ugly" type, just the type that can "act" nice), I am nice to look at. So basicly I am the average girl.
Oh and I am totaly insane (I mean it I am INSANE).

I have a small daughter now and life is still advancing so I don't have much time to spare.
Still I'll update when I have a chance, witch I know is not much lately. I have a lot of things to do, school, work, being a mother.

My favourites are:

--book: Harry Potter (I love the thougtht of magic)
--author: Terry Pratchett (He is so funny, even though I don't always understand him), Katie MacAlister (She has a vision of vampires, Me like)
--Movie: The Crow (the dead come back for revenge, I hope I get to do that), mirror mask (I like abstract movies I guess)
--actor: Jhonny Depp (sweet face, good acting), Elijah Wood (love his eyes)
--actress: Reese Witherspoon (have you seen her in legaly blond, Oh my God like so...), Drew Barrymore (so cute)
--Singer: Freddy Mercury (love the voice)
--Female Singer: Pink (Great oppinions)
--band: Linkin Park (good songs), Tenatious D (funny songs), Flyleaf (just sounds great)
--song: Welcome to my life (Simple plan)(don't really know why. It just appeals to me), ave maria by p!nk (That's how I feel nowadays)
--Painter: Dali (the melting clock thingy so like my life)
--Color: Blue (maracesh)(turquoise is nice to but it is impossible to make)
--pet: cat (they have their own ways, and milk (my cat) really doesn't like it if I stop those ways)
--animal: Black Panter (it's a big black cat)
--character: Luna Lovegood (she's nearly as insane as I am)
--quote: Live your life and let me die in peace. (Don't know who said it, but it has justice in it.)

My hates are:
--book: none really (I just love literature)
--author: none (did I say I love reading, well Ok maybe I do know a bad author: Me)
--Movie: Matrix (I know it was rated best movie, but really that was such a dissepointing ending), detention (a ghost made by a ghost, please?)
--actor: Arnold Schwarzenegger (to many movies, he should have stopped while he was ahead)
--actress: pink (a good singer but she can't act)
--Singer: Marilyn Manson (Do I have to explain?)
--Female singer: My sister (My ears!)
--band: De Kreuners (They are Belgian and they are NOT good.)
--song: Nothing but mammals (can you get any more stupid?)
--character: Mr Toomy (You know from the Langoliers, Steven King, he is just weird)
--quote: "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like canada" Britney Spears (she lives in America)

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

the ten points are sarcastic, I found that some didn't get that, so for those who thought I was against gays, I wasn't. Sorry.

This is how I work, I ask for a title and come up with a story. Please if you have a title, send a message to me. If I get stuck I will read a few fics to see if it will trigger things. If it won't I will try and do other fics. I don't have Beta readers and won't use any. Mistakes that are made will eventually be revieuwed and then, if I have the time, changed., might take a long while. Hope you like my stories.

{I am working on my life right now, I will update many stories when I have my life in order. Sorry people.} I'm still working on it but I have some time to kill now and started to write again. I already feel the stress fall a way.

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Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8836 - Favs: 7,578 - Follows: 6,703 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Redeemer by Lone Butterfly reviews
The War is over and Severus Snape has been captured as an exDeatheater. He's saved by the one person he never wanted to see again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,346 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Tomb of Days by Slytherin Dragon reviews
My first HP fanfic.! Alternate history and what to do about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/1999
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false insanity reviews
a script of a story I thought of: Harry needs to save his enemies
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Can this be? reviews
Severus Snape is Awaiting his death for treason agains Voldemort. Harry is his savior. Why? Will he ever find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,660 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Ginny's unread letter reviews
this was written by Ginny before the game of their first kiss
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
wish you were here reviews
Cho is walking in muggle london and hears her thoughts in a song
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Cho C., Cedric D. - Complete
A question a day
just a column by Rita in the daily Prophet Book warning: It doesn’t follow the book, it’s correct till the fifth book, so albus is still alive and the hocruxes, never heard of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,665 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008
Destroyed reviews
Harry is walking to his parents grave when he finds Dumbledore staring at the graves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete