Five times Peter introduced himself to someone at Avengers Compound, and one time a visitor already knew exactly who he was. (Prequel to Curbside Pick-up - can be read in either order)(Edit: now also a 10 2 story; apparently I made these shenanigans too popular for my own good!)

Five times an Avenger or two picked Peter Parker up from school, and one time they ALL showed up. (Edit: due to overwhelming support, this is now a doubled story - ten times an Avenger or two gave Peter a ride, and twice that they all came to his school. Poor kid.)

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

The one that "you send to kill the f***ing boogeyman" wakes up in the future to face the ultimate boogeyman. Somebody PLEASE get this man...a gun! Rated M for language, for sexual situations, and for John Wick shooting lots of things in the face. Set in the same Mass Effect universe as my other story (Tango) but you don't have to read that one to read this one.

Guilty three shot feelgood crackfic. Apparently Targs are not fireproof, and Jon is a badass. A fic filled with 'what ifs' that's based on the show but includes several characters and elements from the books and how that might just switch things around. Standard warnings apply such as smut, wincest...I mean incest, blood, character death, tricky disclaimers. The usual stuff really

Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc

This is a supplement story to "Pam, Pete, and Harley". When Harleen Quinzel needs to sort her thoughts, she turns to her trusty diary. Now more than ever, since a new man has come into her life, a man called Peter Parker. Here are those thoughts on paper.

Scarlet Witch is hated by her own kind, mistrusted by many of her teammates & abandoned by her former husband. She sees no reason to go on anymore, for she's manipulated and screwed with everyone's life during House of M and Decimation. The one who should hate her the most for it should be Spider-Man. The thing is...he doesn't. In fact, he makes her feel she matters. Spidey/Wanda

Scott and Spidey bond over orange slices after the airport fight.

When Harry needs Daphne to tutor him so he won't make a fool of himself in the Wizengamot, she suggests a very unique method of compensation.

Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done. (bonus chapter 6-2016)

Clark decides to learn how to dance...

Harry gets an unexpected date to the Yule Ball during the Tournament. Or rather, he gets ordered to be a girls escort...

Hannah Shepard finally gets the chance to talk to her errant son after he disappeared for two years and she's more than a little confused about the rumours she's been hearing. And why does she have to keep an open mind about someone he's bringing along? Updated version posted: 14/11/2015

The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.

When Harry doesn't step forward after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore uses the Goblet to summon his wayward student. Awkwardness ensues. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE. M for...embarrassing situations and language.

A series of one-shots focusing on the dynamic between Carol Danvers (Ms. Marvel) and Peter Parker (Spider-Man).

Title says it all! Carol, as either Ms. Marvel or Captain Marvel, takes on Spider-Man's enemies in this series of one shots! As an added bonus, CarolxPeter moments. Now, Let the beat downs begin! Latest Chapter: Otto Octavius as the Superior Spider-Man!

What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.

A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

A series of one-shots featuring several of Marvel's finest women being paired up with Peter Parker, the Amazing Spider-Man. With each chapter comes a different story and pairing. Chapter Thirty-One "Amora - The Enchantress"

"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Heroes come from all walks of life. None of that helped Miranda understand one Commander Shepard. For all she knew, he came from dark space.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

This is the Hawk-style version of the heavily overused Harry-gets-a-letter-from-dead-Sirius plotline and stuff happens due to this. Hopefully a good read in spite of this boring premise...

Harry Potter has escaped grief twice now, looking to distract himself as a volunteer at St. Mungo's. But it seems he's not alone in this escape, and it may be more than work that distracts him. But perhaps he was looking for more than a get-away in the first place... Hear a playlist for The Volunteer by visiting the link on my profile!

The world has a Justice League. The world has a Clark Kent. The world has no Superman. Not yet anyway. A different beginning for our Man of Steel.

Shepard promised he'd build Tali' a house, and by God he's gonna do it! No matter how much of a mess it causes. One shot.

Shirou broke Heaven's Feel by accidentally summoning six servants.

An epic of love and espionage. Read on as Fujin scales walls, dons disguises, fights off fan girls, and kills witnesses just to corner -ahem- win her beloved. Lose yourself in the action, the suspense, and the passion. Hey, who said love was easy?

Iori Yagami fell in love with and married Nodoka Saotome while training under his evil master, Happousai, along with Soun and Genma. Together they had a son, Ranma. How will the young Yagami deal with what he is, and what he has become?

Sawada Tsunayoshi was unassuming. Resourceful. Surprisingly adaptive. And his hyper-intuition hasn't been wrong yet. Regardless, he didn't need that indication of doom to know that Reborn was the harbinger of utter chaos. WIP

It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?

During the SAZ rally, Zero asked to have a private talk with Euphie, but thanks to the idiocy of two spies, their said talk was broadcast live to the entire world. "Such language, princess. Do you kiss Suzaku with that mouth?"

AU set in the BND-verse. Ignores current comics, including the Kraven family thing. Opens after Heroic Age has begun. A depressed Jennifer Walters is getting drunk, and an equally morose Peter Parker tries to cheer her up. SMxSH.

...That they'd never tell anyone about themselves on pain of death. Because God forbid people start getting the impression that they're all CRAZY or something...

In the not too distant future Seras Victoria is woken up in a world in upheaval. Chapters 49 is up and have been corrected by the kind efforts of Chaos Sparda.

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

Discontinued.

When they met in a dream both were fulfilled, but slowly he forgot. She has not, and she has come to his life for one purpose: to serve and love him. The only problem is a certain kunoichi or two may object. Warnings and pairings inside.

NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.

When a Romero-style zombie outbreak hits, three supervillains, led by a long time loser, find themselves doing whatever it takes to save themselves, and eventually, the rest of humanity.

The Avengers were born to handle emergencies no single superhero could withstand, like alien invasions, doomsday plots, and Spider-Man getting lucky ! . PeterxMJ

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

Set after Superman Returns. Non-Canon, alternative taken on things...

Collection of one-shots featuring Narutox? Pairings, where ' stands for a girl from another anime/manga/movie, etc... Review and leave your suggestions! No Yaoi!

When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.

The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.

From Genin to ANBU Captain to... Jounin? And now he has to deal with ONLY women! Watch Naruto as he grows into a mature Shinobi... Chapter 6 is up!

Horrid little plot bunny that spawned because someone pointed out a growing cliche. I twisted everything around as usual and this was the result. HPGrHo

A.W.C.B.G.L.T., as in Annual Wave Country Beach Games and Limbo Tournament. It’s the closest thing the ninja villages have to a vacation. And the leaf is going to be there, of course! Expect madness and Anko in a GString! REWRITE

It's not you, it's me."

Naruto, desperately needing advice on how to handle his newly aquired girlfriend, turns to the worst possible source for male vs female relationship advice in the Narutoverse. ... Or does he?

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

AU Kyuubi never attacked Konoha and instead fell in love with the Fourth Hokage and married him. She soon gives birth to a hanyou son named Naruto. Watch Naruto on his journey to become the first hanyou Hokage. Pairings: NaruHina, SasuHakufemale

With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem

Tenten can never really get what she wants. Temari hasn't even figured out what she wants. And poor Naruto is thrown into the whole mess while trying to find his purpose in life. No one ever said living was easy.

After one final push over the edge, Naruto quits his team. Now, with a little help, Naruto is ready to prove himself. Is Kyuubi able to help him gain power,respect, and most of all, friends and family?

Naruto has made an agreement with sandaime. How will Naruto act as Leaf shinobi when he hate Konoha and its people? Chapter 22, The Battle Royale

Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.

Tsunade has debts. She thinks that no one will expect the Hokage to pay them. She's wrong.

An ancient scroll that contains a series of personal questions finally found it's way into Konoha. But legend has it that the scroll is CURSED? What happens when the ninjas picked it up one after another? Pls R&R

[AR]Among the hundreds killed by the Kyuubi, one special girl was also killed. She was not fated to die. Thus the Shinigami gave her a choice, to remain in the realm of the living. Too bad she forgot to ask what the catch was. [Abandoned]

Naruto unknowingly falls prey to Jiraiya and Tsunade's experiment. His life becomes even more messed up when the girls suddenly find him more attractive than usual. Can he really blame it on Jiraiya?

Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER

Naruto is summoned by Tsunade and returns returns home from his trip earlier than expected. He walks into a mess with two fiancees, two females actively pursuing him, a jealous teammate, a lovestruck ramen girl, and a supposedly dead Soundnin. Oops!

What happens when you're bored off your rocker one night in a bar? Entertain yourself of course! Ladies and Gentlemen... This is the Kunoichi Marmalade.. BONUS CHAPTER UP!

Summary reviewed. Chapte 16 FINALLY updated! It was the promise of a life time, and he had kept it. That was how it all started and how it changed eveything, including a certain blonde shinobi. Rate and review. Naruto X OC

In training for Hokage, Naruto does a stint as a policeman, and must now hunt down an escaped prisoner. One Shot

Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.

The only time Iruka ever stopped at a bar after a stressful day of teaching and inadvertantly finds himself in a bizarre relationship with Konoha's resident snake ninja Anko. IrukaxAnko

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]

After the sixteenth angel, Shinji takes it upon himself to help Misato with a problem... but what about his own? Rated R for violence, harsh language, sexual content, and drug use.