Quickly, Stiles turned around to whisper in the handsome stranger's ear, "Please act with me on this," before giving the man he had only met less than five minutes ago a peck on the cheek and a flirtatious smile. This was so not the way Stiles had planned his day going. OR the one where Stiles pretends to be dating Derek to get away from his ex.(Fic ONLY updated on archiveofourown)

Apostate, abomination, murderer. He was the last person Andraste would have chosen as her Herald. But here he was closing rifts with a mark on his hand, the wrong man for the job, but the only one who could do it. The Maker must have a wicked sense of humor.

Naruto's marriage with Sai is deteriorating and he doesn't know how to fix it, not to mention they're in some serious debt. However a new reality TV show is looking for couples that are willing to swap lives with another couple. Naruto decides to enter to try winning the prize and save his marriage. But he might get more than what the original prize has to offer. SasuNaru

Stiles hates condom. He wants Derek to fill him everytime they...you know. Stiles loves the sensation. Derek is a werewolf anyway, what disease he could possibly have? His mate needs to relax. Besides, it's not like Stiles can get PREGNANT! (Guess again) **Sequel of The Boy Is Mine, You Bonkers!** MPreg!Stiles, Protective!Derek

Sydney didn't know what was in store for her when she knocked on his door but she knew why she was there. With no one left to turn to, would he be her hero or would she ultimately become the villain she could only dream about. Season 3. Peter Hale/OC

Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru

If history has taught The Pack one thing, it's that new kids spell trouble in Beacon Hills. Between werewolves, kitsunes, assassins and more, people are never who they seem. So when Rose arrives with a mysterious past and a family she'd "rather not talk about" questions are raised. Who and what is Rose Hunter? And more importantly, is she a friend... or foe?

Or: How Draco broke every single rule in the unwritten Malfoy Rule Book, with a little help from Harry Potter.

After a bloody altercation at school, the courts sentence Sasuke to one hundred hours of community service. Sasuke takes employment at St. Magdalene's soup kitchen, where he meets a pushy blond vagrant who will change the course of his life. (SasuNaruSasu. COMPLETE) NOTE: I posted an improved version on AO3. Read here (remove parentheses): tinyurl(.)com/gwfmnjo

There are trolls in Beacon Hills. Literal, people-munching trolls. Derek is annoying, Scott obnoxious, Deaton unimpressed. Stiles has to take matters into his own hands. So why can't he stop mooning after a certain alpha? I suck at summaries.

Bodygaurd to an exiled princess, Sasuke trusts no one. When necessity calls for them to enlist the help of jack-of-all-trades Naruto Uzumaki, can Sasuke survive the blonde's eccentric personality long enough to help his charge win back her city?Together, the travelers embark on a journey of laughter and sorrow...with some other things in between. AU SasuxNaru

Stiles gaped at her before answering, "Now you're really making fun of me."A soft smile appeared on Lydia's face and she put a hand on his arm. "No. I really mean it. I don't even know why, but despite the bickering and fighting, you two make a pretty good pair."

"Goddamnit, Stiles!" Derek snarled, keeping his eyes trained carefully on the gangly teenager who was currently floating up to the ceiling. Stiles is in the line of fire of a pixie's spell that makes him float like a balloon and Derek must hold him down.

Konoha Academy is a prestigious private school that caters to rich heirs and aristocrats from all over the nation. Sasuke's sole goal is to climb to the top so that he can clear his brother's name, but chaos ensues when he's assigned the same room as the only "poor kid" in the school: Naruto Uzumaki. SasuxNaru

Stiles is meeting Derek's family for the first time. As expected, it goes slightly better than horrible. 'Only Stiles,' Derek thought, 'could reduce one of the most powerful and well known werewolf packs in North America into spazzes in less than a minute.'

All ANBU choose an Anima, an animal partner that will remain at their side for the rest of their lives, linked by an unbreakable connection. Drawn to each other by a bond that neither can understand or escape, Sasuke and Naruto struggle to get along; each harbor a dark past, however, that continuously threatens to tear them apart. Sasu/Naru, AU.

Every girl goes through the awkward phase of growing up, Rose Weasley is no different.

It's some twelve years after the show ended, and everyone's supposed to be adult and have real lives of their own. Even Scott's got one. So how come Derek hasn't managed to get over some stupid-ass crush for all those years? Sex, drugs and some rock'n'roll too, but only if you squint. Slash and angst, people. Slow burn.

REWRITE Sasuke's acting career is over when his brother decides he needs to see what a normal life is like. Naruto is forced to guide the celebrity he hates most around for at least a week. Neither expect the trials that come. Yaoi, swearing, violence, SasuNaru, tiny bit of SaiNaru.

Naruto is starting his life anew as a freshman in university. He's thrilled to be getting an apartment that comes with a roommate, ready to be best friends. The roommate isn't so thrilled to have a roommate forced on him, especially one that claims to have a demon fox sealed inside them. What crazy person did Kakashi force on him? AU, Yaoi, SasuNaru, Supernatural/Romance/Angst.

Naruto and his group of friends were tired of the same office routine, so they come up with a game to play. Except it got the attention of their jerk of a boss, Sasuke Uchiha. SasuNaru, yaoi, swearing, sexual themes.

Every story has to start somewhere, right? The beginning of one of the best bromances of all time.

HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Harry's life has become an endurance run, through the remnants of his stressful divorce, his strained relationships with his children, and his increasingly complicated job. But what might make things more complicated than the rest of it is what happens when he saves Scorpius Malfoy's life, and Draco Malfoy insists on assuming the life debt. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, HPOCs as background. Harry, told that he's too ugly and not good enough at sex to keep a wizard lover, tries to compromise by getting better, and then by one night stands with Muggles. He's not happy, but he's content, until Draco Malfoy proposes a casual relationship. Trust Malfoy to ruin everything. COMPLETE.

Draco has woken up in an alternate universe. Or he has woken up utterly insane. Nothing else can possibly explain why Harry Potter suddenly seems to think he's Draco's boyfriend. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.

Sterek Campaign charity auction prompt fill: Sterek AU based on 'The First Time'. Derek has a girlfriend, Stiles is head over heels for Lydia, and yet nothing is simple when the pair meet at a party.

Just something I really wanted to write. "There's no time for fun." "Bingo!" she pointed at his nose. "All work and no play makes Derek a dull boy." He smirked. "What do you want me to do?" "Get laid," she dead panned, kissed his cheek and left.

In which Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy actually has real /friends/, realizes he's actually quite gay, angsts about relationships, falls terribly in unrequited love with his best friend, and then finds out that his best friend actually loves him, too. Follows Scorpius throughout his Seven Years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Rated T for cussing.

Running from a forced engagement and a hurtful relationship, Naruto and Sasuke find what they've been secretely yearning for in each other. Life is not that easy however, and many a struggle must be overcome before they can reach their hopefully happy ending. Secrets, new bonds and growing up are part of that. Smut, humor and drama. Narusasunaru.

In which fourteen years have gone by, the pack is taking down a skinwalker and Derek worries too much. Story in two parts.

The "sex god" giving you one night of passion but refusing to date. The so called "perfect date" who fails time after time to find love in seven days. When Naruto makes a proposition to Sasuke, is it just the thing they both need or is it merely asking for trouble? NarutoxSasuke.

Derek ends up cursed when he offends a witch. He can only answer questions truthfully. Stiles agrees to help him break the curse, but takes advantage of the situation first.

Eleven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry is approached one evening at the Three Broomsticks by Draco Malfoy, who claims that thanks to the publication of Harry's official biography, everybody in the wizarding world has come up with a very interesting theory about the two of them.

Slash. HPDM. In his 8th Year Harry decides to fix Hogwarts by destroying it. Before that though he'll have to fix Draco Malfoy, who's become a shadow of his old self and is sleeping in the Chamber of Secrets...

It turns out that the words 'a painfully smart and brave unclaimed human who is stupidly unutilized in Beacon Hill's pack' became the hottest gossip in werewolf underground. Yes, what the hell. Stiles' existence has changed from a plankton to a rising sun. Derek Hale has something he needs to say about it. Mates!Sterek, Possessive!Derek, Stiles...is Stiles.

An unofficial class reunion has Naruto anxious about seeing an old rival.

Harry has shut himself and his children away from the wizarding world and although he claims to be perfectly happy, his son Albus thinks otherwise and begins a plot to help his father find love again.

Sasuke knew there was something wrong with Naruto. So when an incident happens that nearly costs the idiot his life, the Uchiha decides it's time to find out just what it is. But what if Naruto would rather die, literally, than face reality? It's up to Sasuke to change his decision! A Sasunaru one-shot, Ninja-verse. Also a lemon included. You have been warned!

"My life was perfectly fine until Kyuubi decided I'm gay, in love with Sasuke, and started to play cupid in a freaky way! Who told that crazy demon to mess with my life? And what do Itachi and Akatsuki have to do with all of this?" Lemons. AU.

For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

"How do you survive when, because of a failed jutsu, you get stuck together with the last person in the world you want be stuck together with? Simple, you don't. Gah! Stupid chain!" AR. SasuNaru. Lemon. Twoshot!

Naruto's always had his mind set on his goals & he'll stop at nothing to get it done. But with expenses running high he's going to need to find another job. Unfortunately that new job might involve working for an egotistic jerk. Sasu/Naru. Neji/Naru AU. SUPER, MAJOR EDITING IN PROGRESS

X-Men AU: For many downtrodden mutants, rejected throughout a lifetime of unwelcome blood dictating their lives, Camelot Academy is not just a school - it's a home. But something dark is brewing, and Camelot is no longer as safe as it appears.

Naruto thinks he has it all planned out. Naruto thinks he belongs with Sakura. Naruto thinks he's in love. Naruto never thought about Sasuke as anything but a best friend. So how does Taylor Swift and a rooftop change all of that? Two-shot! Please r&r!

What happened the first time our stuck up prince met his ever adorable sidekick. Little!Arthur. Baby!Merlin. Friendship or pre-slash fic.

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

Where Arthur goes 'Oh noes, my rep,' and Merlin goes 'Oh noes, my virtue,' and Gwen goes, 'Oh noes, my big mouth,' and Morgana plots evil plots.

It seemed like a normal night for Sasuke. After refusing Sakura, Sasuke wants nothing but to go home. So when fate places a boxer-clad past on his doorstep,can he escape the love confession he tried to forget? NARUSASU. Lemon one shot, reviews are nice

Sasuke's back.

All Uzumaki Naruto wanted when he entered the ink shop was to show his rival/best friend/something else Uchiha Sasuke up. But one tattoo changed their entire fight. SasuNaru, two-shot, Naruto POV. M for Lemon, you have been warned

It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.

When Naruto hears Sasuke is moving across the country, he is really upset. Not willing to say goodbye just yet, he thinks of only one thing…ROAD TRIP! But what happens when you realize your best friend is..more than that? Three/four shot, Read and Reveiw!

Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU

Naruto was tired of seeing girls fawn over his roommate Uchiha Sasuke. So after Naruto makes a bet with Shikamaru, Kiba suggests he hooks him up using the college’s new ‘Soul Mate’ test. Naruto can’t wait! It seems so simple, until...2/3 shot! R and R!

Getting stuck in a snow storm with your rival is never fun... but there are always some exceptions. WARNING: YAOI. LEMONS.

Kakashi has often claimed Sakura is a genjutsu type. What happens when she uses a particular one on Naruto? SasuNaru, one-shot, rated for mature content and some light swearing.

Sasuke wasn’t sure if it was gross negligence or an actual sense of responsibility that compelled Itachi to bring him into a bar. He certainly wasn't expecting to find something this interesting... NaruSasu AU two-shot.