It didn't really matter, 'cause no one will know anyway. It was all in his mind, and in his diary under the bed. The secret will stay safe there. Dooferry, Perryshmirtz, whatever ya call it. A 4-chapter fanfic. Sucky summary, awesome story, trust me.

DoofXPerry slash. Perry somehow gets his emotions doubled up, unleashing new and alien feelings for his nemesis. While Doofenshmirtz is wanted by someone as a missing piece and he will stop at nothing to achieve that goal. I suck at summaries, so there e-e

A series of oneshots about Sherlock and John in awkward situations. Friendship, no slash, despite the incriminating title. Fluffiness abounds!

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!

"I don't think Peridot understands fusion," he says. "I mean, I can tell she knows how it works, in theory, but I don't think she's ever done it before." A medley of Garnet and Rupphire oneshots. SPOILER ALERT through the most recent episodes!

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6

John has been acting strange lately, and the reason behind it is nothing Sherlock could have ever imagined. Further description will give it away, so please read, review, and share! No slash. 18 chapters total. Complete! Chapters 19-22-deleted scenes!

Teenage years can be tough for anyone; but between police training, friendship woes, and family problems, Shawn Spencer has more to deal with than usual kids. How much can one eccentric prodigy take? SEQUEL TO BORN THIS WAY.

When John receives a phone call in the middle of the night, he knows that something has happened to Sherlock, something qualifying as 'not good'. He is, however, not prepared for what has led to his friend's injury and hospitalisation. And he certainly isn't prepared to face the question if Sherlock will ever recover properly from what has happened.

He didn't realize the pattern at first, more concerned with the bigger picture (being kidnapped). Once Spencer pointed out the similarity to every suspense movie, however, Lassiter couldn't deny he was right. When the next cliche was filled with the first punch, he hoped there would be enough left of them both to escape. Since he was with Spencer...he wasn't holding his breath.

And just like that, everything stopped. His tiny body was now still in the calm water. I could move again and the first thing I did was turn back to the third person, they no longer had control over me. As soon as I turned back everything started to disappear, the rocks, the water, it all disappeared into nothingness. Rated T. CONTINUED.

John says he'll be fine, and Sherlock believes him. Until he can't any more. And it's awfully hard to forgive John for lying about something big like that, even if he didn't mean to. Not using warnings because spoilers, but there are some. FEELS ABOUND. 21 chapters. (Cover by me.)

It's Perry and Doof's Neme-Versary! Until a time machine goes wrong and Perry gets transported to the future, that is. In this strange, twisted reality, old friends have made new enemies- and old enemies might just become new friends. POST ATSD

It's never easy to understand exactly what someone else is going through but when Perry and Doofenshmirtz swap lives for a day, their worlds are turn upside down.

Just because Sherlock stopped, doesn't mean the Work has to. London is John's city now and he will keep it together with stitching, string, his healing, the food off his table, and sometimes the clothes off his back. John Watson keeps going. He's good at that.

It's the gang's senior year, and everything should be fine, right? Wrong. Combining a major car accident, someone going through a life-changing event, several couples breaking up, secrets being exposed and more hidden, and much more, this year is just full of unexpected things happening. Will everyone survive this crazy year together? (TW: rape)

Sometimes the smallest moments, whether it's eating a meal with someone or simply chatting with a friend can be the most enjoyable. A collection of short drabbles, using a variety of characters and pairings. Enjoy!

Between a pretty new girl at work, the memory spasms of a couple of boys, and two evil scientists who have joined forces, Perry the Platypus is going to have a hard time. A very hard time.

Takes place during 'Happy New Year'. The scheme is over, and midnight has struck. But that doesn't mean Perry has to leave right away. Oneshot. Perry/Doof friendship. Slight spoilers for the new episode.

Kid!fic universe created for the LiveJournal community trek crackbingo. Unadulterated, unashamed crackfic, fluff, etc. Read at your own peril; you have been properly warned. Kirk/McCoy/Spock centric ficlet series, Gen. Complete now, other than bits and pieces I'll add when the urge takes me. New: Continuation of Amusement Park.

Perry the Platypus receives a late night summons and rushes to help the Doofenshmirtz family in their time of need. Takes place after "Family Night" but can be read independently.

Inspired by the 'ImagineyourOTPs' prompt on tumblr. Just a quick little Perry and Doof oneshot. Enjoy!

A collection of short, funny, and sometimes heartwarming drabbles about our favorite frienemies : Not romantic, just a bunch of bromantical goodness! Request themes for future drabbles too!

Perry never really cared about his birthday. To him, it was just another day, and the birthdays of his family and friends were more important. But this year, Perry gets a bit of a birthday surprise from a certain evil scientist, but really, it's no surprise at all. Mild Perryshmirtz, mostly fluff. Oneshot. Enjoy!

AU. Sherlock and John are discovering each other at a time when homophobia is spreading. John details the descent of their relationship and their attempts to survive in a world which believes them to be 'wrong.' References to homophobic language/actions.

Carl the Intern wears a lot of hats at the OWCA. Naturally some responsibilities are a bit more fun than others. The tedious and sometimes disgusting job of maintaining surveillance on the DEI Building is brightened by one hilarious chore: keeping tabs on updates to Strudelcutie4427's online dating profile.

A simple, complicated poem. PxD, written in prose. Enjoy.

"I don't see what the big deal is Perry the platypus. It was was just a prank." The secret agent just face-palmed and shook his head in annoyance. He took out a sheet of paper and a pencil and wrote something down then handed it to Doofenshmirtz.The evil scientist read it carefully. 'I thought you were dead. Do you really think that's NO BIG DEAL'

When you owe someone your life, how do you pay up? Friendship, frippery, and the occasional time-defying laser. Set in the wake of "Atlantis".

What can you do when the feeling changes? Rated T for implied brutality/self-abuse. TRIGGER WARNING.

A visit to the drycleaner's leads to a strange revelation. Set briefly after "The Doonkleberry Imperative". Contains spoilers.

After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.

Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Sherlock and John start to accidentally eat each other's food, and start feeding each other, much to the amusement and shock of their peers. Of course, it all feels natural to them, but one chocolate-covered thing can lead to another... SLASH/FLUFF

Shawn sees dead people. Not to mention psychotic, revenge seeking cops, and a super awesome but probably insane vampire hunter, but you don't have to be psychic for those. Sequel to Placebo Effect.

The reservations had been made, the tickets were in his wallet, he was wearing his best, cleanest lab coat and everything was right on schedule. ...This year was going to be different. Oneshot. Perryshmirtz fluff with hints of other pairings.

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson had their own language. It was a language of few words and minute facial expressions, and John had learned that it was nearly the only way to have an honest conversation with his eccentric flat mate. Edited June 15, 2013

Perry the Platypus is off to fight his nemesis once more! :D

A series of drabbles of Shawn and Lassie at Christmas Time! Written because Lassie is my favorite Grinch, rated for Lassie's language.

Challenge #7! :D What if Doofenshmirtz hit Perry with the Turn-Everything-Evil-Inator?

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

The Flynn-Fletchers decide to go on vacation, but discover that they can't take Perry with them. When they leave him behind with a new pet-sitter, she discovers his secret, and together, they stumbles onto an evil plot that could separate Perry from his family forever! Beta-read by Radar180

"He was getting away" "I don't care! You don't hit my nemesis Rodney!" Doof said, his voice getting louder. A one-shot. Rated T for slight cursing.

*Story unfinished and indefinitely being put on hold*

Juandissimo can't stand seeing his love with another man any longer, so when he gets his hands on a forbidden set of love arrows he forces Wanda to fall in love with him. Now Cupid's in a tizzy while Cosmo is falling apart! But will they be able to reverse the spell before it's too late?

Snippets of Perry's life before he was assigned to the Flynn-Fletchers.

Perry goes to defeat Doofenshmirtz but the summer storm shakes him up. What the heck will Perry do? ;

A chance encounter on a chat site leads to ultimate hilarity and randomness. No yaoi or slash, just saying.

They loved each other more than they could or would say. Neither knew they both felt the same. Age/Species appropriate Perryshmirtz. Twoshot.

Queen is back with a new show to review... amusingly : Enter for brilliant deductions, wonderful subtext, creepy side characters and shameless gushing praise of just about everything. Hope you enjoy!

Since a starship captain is more valuable than a blind Science Officer, Spock becomes a political scapegoat in addition to a victim of the Denevan tragedy. Post-Operation Annihilate AU. Epistolary fic. Full summary inside. Political conspiracy, H/C.

Suddenly, he grabs you, fingers branding your bicep. The two of you stand frozen, twisted together against the wall in some strange, frantic triangle. / Kirk/Spock romance based heavily on canon, Spock's POV.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Sherlock and John wake up together in the same bed with two of the worst hangovers in history. So begins the quest to find out exactly what happened that previous night.

My exchange fic for LiveJournal's happy trekmas, for xlcatloveress. Five times Spock did something illogically dangerous for the sake of his captain, and one time his captain returned the favor. Last chapter is crossover with Generations and ST:XI.

Drowning properly was an art, one that Light had long perfected after the murder of his friend and finding the Death Note, but a chance moment leaves Light struggling to breath as he stumbles his way through a decade long conspiracy. And then there's L.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

In the darkness of the night, Phineas can't help but ask a question that has been plaguing him all day - doesn't it bother Ferb when he never seems to get the acknowledgment he deserves for the work he does on their projects? No pairings

When Shawn goes missing, the SBPD searches for him to no avail, but a miraculous lead will show the department that some idioms really are true. Mild Shawn!whump NOTE: If you don't want to see spoilers for this story, don't read the reviews first.

It was dark, in the small room he had been forced into. And there was so much pain. Shawn wasn't sure how long he had been missing, but he did know he wasn't going to be able to get out of this. Not alive, at least.

Sherlock has never learned to swim.

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

Five reasons why the crew of the Enterprise would follow James T. Kirk to Hell and back, and one reason why he would do the same. Sixshot, nonslash. Kirk-and-Spock-centric whumpage. What's not to love?

Sherlock needed to feel every beat of his heart, every rise and fall of his chest as he breathed. It was the only way to completely assure himself that John was alive and right there next to him, and not dead, no, never dead… John/Sherlock

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

So now that Shawn was bleeding, half-drowned, and definitely contemplating his mortality, he had to wait for an ambulance with Lassiter? Talk about awkward. Guess he can't complain much though, considering it was Lassieface who saved his life and all.

A thoughtless comment made by Snotlout makes Hiccup doubt the friendship he has with Toothless.

Getting shot isn't as fun as you might expect. Surviving is a super bonus, but that whole recovery thing? Not so awesome. Sequel/Complimentary Fic for So, This is Dying? I'd Rather Be Eating Pineapple.

Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.

Oneshot about the emotional trauma Shawn went through in 'Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark.' No ships, no slash.

Missing scenes for "Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark." Lassiter visits Shawn in the hospital and has the chance to learn a secret...

Shawn’s Big Reveal doesn’t go quite the way he planned. Gunfire can do that. Stupid bad guys.

ONE SHOT! some words related to Dr D's and Perry the platypus's relationship wheter they be romantic or not. so yeah there is some slash going on in there so watch out!

A rain-slick city street, a drunk driver, an irate detective and a 'psychic' who tends to act without thinking...oh, this can't end well. Yes, I'm going to finish this story - chp 3 now up, and I'm working on 4!

THEME CHALLENGE SET. There is no such thing as a "stock" relationship, as every connection between any two people is inherently unique. The relationships in Phineas and Ferb—platonic, romantic, or otherwise—are no different.

If you tell yourself a lie long enough, can it become true? Could Shawn really be psychic? Of course, he also tells himself he’s happy but he’s still taking the pills.

The bad news is that one of Lassiter's highest profile arrests has just escaped from prison. The worse news is that his best hope of tracking him down is a sleep-deprived Shawn Spencer. Shawn/Lassiter preslash.

One-shot. Shawn and Lassiter are stuck in an elevator and Lassie learns something about the pseudo-psychic. NO SLASH

Full title:"Five Times Lassiter Didn't See Shawn Fire a Weapon...and the one time he did" for a challenge on psychfic. A series of 5 scenes where the Detective hears about Shawn's ability, and one where he finally sees it. Complete with epilogue! No Slash

Henry muses over an old to-do list that Shawn wrote when he was a kid.

Halfway through the five-year-mission, Spock and Kirk come to a startling conclusion when Starfleet Command orders Spock to transfer off the Enterprise. Slash.

Or, 'Don't leave things too late'. Carlton does something he might never be able to apologise for; Shawn gets out of his depth, and Gus is entirely absent. Shawn whumpage and a fairly guilty Lassie. Minor bad language. Not slash.

When an officer is murdered late one night while on duty, Karen forbids Shawn from getting involved, afraid he won't take the case as seriously as he should. But since when has a little thing like being banned from a case stopped Shawn Spencer?

COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.

In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse

Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete