Hello whoever you are! I'm Kristen, though you can call me Kris, Krisseh or Smile. I'm a not-so-girly-teenager who enjoys a wide variety of things that would take too long to list, haha.

I am, although, completely and utterly obsessed with The Dark Knight. I've always liked Batman to an extent, but Batman Begins is what started my obsession. It was just such a good movie, it really caught my attention. But what really offset my obsessive gene was when I saw The Dark Knight. I never thought I could love a movie so much, but The Dark Knight blew me away.

Recently I've also discovered Buffy, which for some reason I never watched before. I haven't seen all the episodes yet, but I'm getting there! lol. I just can't seem to stay in order, because I love Spike so much...so I tend to watch the episodes where he is the main focus BEFORE things more important, say like the first season. hahaha. Oh well, I'll see everything eventually.

Enough about me and my obsessions, lets talk about my buddehs! Alexis aka warrior princess122 is one of my best friends on here AND real life, I wuff her to death xD.

Then there's my other best friend, Jessssssssssssssss. She's not on fanfiction but she's also a writer. You can find her on fictionpress with her pen name, PoisonXxXPeoncess. She is da bomb.

Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Pirates of the Caribbean, Scream, The Crow.

Favorite TV: Vampire Diaries, Chuck, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Bones, Greys Anatomy, Heroes, Dollhouse, Firefly.

Favorite Bands: Dance Gavin Dance, Emarosa, From First to Last, Taking Back Sunday, Escape the Fate, The Spill Canvas, The Devil Wears Prada, Alesana, Eyes Set to Kill.

Favorite Authors: James Patterson, Stephenie Meyer, Michael Crichton, Shannon Hale, Eoin Colfer, Meg Cabot & many more. I just love to read.

My Stories:

A Sparrows Tale: My first and only story to be completed. Though not entirely so, as I intended to create a sequel. I don't think that will be happening now though, sorry guys! I just sort of lost interest in Pirates of the Caribbean...Maybe someday =/.

I had more, but when I realized how much they sucked I took them down. No worries though, I'll post some new stuff soon =D.

Annnnnnnd here is some info about my stories I'm in the process of thinking up old, probably will never write:

Soy (A Twilight Fic): What happens if a dedicated vegan gets turned into a vampire? What if her 'gift' was that she didn't thirst for blood? Will she ever find her soy blood?

Maximum Ride: Fighting for Rights: (The Final Warning spoilers) With Max now in the public, what if some decide that her 2(percent) avian side means she is not human. Thus she doesn't have the right to free speech, or even life. Will she get stuck in dog crates again? Or will she fight? Of course she'll fight! But will she win?

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you think yaoi (also known as slash) is just wrong, copy this into your profile!

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If you are completely obsessed with or have a huge crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Will Turner, Lord Cutler Becket, or Admiral James Norrington and are proud of it,copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in italic.

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