AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.

WARNING: Do not read if you have one of the following conditions: 1. Hatred of Puns and Randomness 2.Annoyance with Wasted Space 3.Any SENSE at all...this is a story based on my hatred of overused puns and cliches. ENJOY!

The Mustards a.k.a me and my superhero group go to hogwarts! Rating for brief nudity, its sirius girls.

Harry and Ron are transported to a place where even Harry’s muggle knowledge can’t help them. And to make things even more complicated, why can’t they do magic anymore? Can they survive muggle private school? Better summary inside. HPOC, RWOC. R&R please

A short Harry Potter musical To the song Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen!

One day in the Great Hall during breakfast Hermione and Ron make an interesting bet “Ron I bet you could NOT last as a woman for two months!” And we all know about the Weasley’s Pride! Hermonie I think i might have a problem. poor Harry!

One of the worst things that can happen is your girlfriend telling you she's pregnent, so when Draco's girlfiend tells him, and his school life comes to an end he must make a decison on if he's ready to enter parenthood, or just walk away?