OhSnapItsJacqui
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Joined 06-01-03, id: 394376
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
Heyo,
Princess Jacquah here
(thank sarah for that n/n)
just a crazy person from the US

there is this totally hot guy named Bret M., who is totally worth falling for, athletic, smart, hot, nice, funny, me and him totally connect, too bad he thinks i am just OK,

Anyways, ONWARDS!

anyways, you arent here to here bout my boy craze, you are here to hear bout me and my stories, lol,

Bustin' out, is my first ficcy, feel free to make suggestions of anykind, just make em nice, not mean, i'd like to finish this story before i make a new one, and please, NO MORE FLAMES
"DORKshadows" flamed me, and well, s/he could have better spent his/her time, having therapy, to stop him/her self from taking out his/her anger on people's stories, some people happen to love my story, some think it is mediocre, but ya know what, i think it is good writing for a 13 year old, cuz that is what i am

The scaring game is my newest, and is really fun to write, cuz me and my friend play the scare game, and it is fun!
anyways
Good lyrics:

Pump Pump Pump PUMP IT UP! Urrbody in da club get Tipsy, ah ah ah ah
Urrbody in da club get Tipsy, ah ah ah ah Take that, rewind it back, lil jon got the beat, make your booty go (clap)

Take that, rewind it back, Usher got the voice, make your booty go (clap)

Take that, rewind it back, Ludacris got the flow, make your booty go (clap)

Take that, rewind it back, lil jon got the beat, make your booty go (clap)
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Byesies to all of ya'll

~Princess Jacquah

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You’re going places, Hermione by AngelEyes52 reviews
Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley are going to get together. No questions asked. But when Hermione wins a scholarship to Sister Salem, problems ensue that could keep them apart well into their adult lives...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,001 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I am going to tell you something by PhoenixPadfoot89 reviews
This is a list of funny things that Dumbledore could say to Harry. My friend Uptight and I wrote them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003
Hogwarts Pie by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETED! Epilogue added! Harry needs help...with women. Guess who comes along to help him out? Rated R for sex--lots of it--and language. HG pairing. FLUFF! Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,907 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/9/2003 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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The Scare Game reviews
Every one decides to play the scare game, wizardwitch style! Someone pees their pants, someone confesses their feelings, and we find out that someone has a phobia of boxers with rhinestones on them! GHP RHG! please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Bustin' Out reviews
Hermione is Bustin' out, with Ginny's help of course. All to catch the eye of the Tall Red head, ginny's after Harry as well. please R n' R, HGRW & HPGW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.