So, who/what is neon!POPROCKS? There are four major important rules about being neon!POPROCKS, which are:

1) Be above the literate expectancy of someone your age,

2) Be excessively violent,

3) BS everything,

4) And always pretend the '!' is there.

Generally, neon!POPROCKS are nearly indistinguishable from any other young adult. Upon close inspection, such creatures may look rabid or not in a sane state of mind. Approach with caution and do not leave near incendiary devices, nor pointy objects. You can usually find them in closets, in parks, in front of a computer, and numerous other random places. Shows affection by tackling-luffing people and cannibalism. May consume or exude rainbows. They are believed to be endangered due to their tendency to eat their own young. Approach with extreme OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT SAFERW$RW#$#W.asd.a.

i am witty, oh so witty, witty and pretty AND GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

if it amuses me, i'm doing it.