They are often looked at as the ideal family. A hardworking father, a kind mother and four well behaved daughters. Underneath all the smiles, however, lie many secrets which threaten to tear the family apart. Rated M for language and Hiiragi-cest.

The story of a girl that wound up in Gensoukyou due to forbidden template silliness and the start of her adventures alongside team 9. Includes ridiculous theories put into play and follows its own beat. Part 1 of the Paradise series, not to mention my first story. As such, it needs work. 28/139 chapters vaguely bettered. Restarting; final edits incoming. Nearly caught up to edits.

A little Konata/Kagami smut for the people! Written at the request of agent-to-the-rescue.