Goffer the elf
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Joined 03-08-03, id: 353417
I HATE LOTR MARY SUE'S! THEY ARE SIMPLY F*ED UP. *Legolas first kiss* GRR! I hate stories like that. Anyway some people just don't know Tolkien's work, and sees Legolas as Orlando Bloom. I hate it. I admire Tolkien, the old genius. I have great respect for the old rascal, so when I see, that Legolas and some girl from our world meets one another I get furious. And in their reviews it says: "Who invented Mary Sue anyways? What does it matter?" The Lord of the Rings aren't made for Mary Sues. UNDERSTAND THAT? How could you possibly go into a world, that doesn't excist? DOH, you didn't think of that, you teenage I-would-like-to-kiss-Orland-Bloom type, which can only happen in your dreams, so please don't write 'em. The only teenager I have respect for is the one, who doesn't write crap like that.

Right, with the Mary Sue part issued up, then I am a fourteen years old with great respect for Tolkien and has a sense for good Fantasy. I am probably writing on my book for now, but when the time comes, I probably will write LOTR-fanfiction.

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Equanimity by IceAngel7 reviews
Despite warnings of Orc attacks and sightings, Boromir convinces Faramir explore some caves near the base of Mount Mindolluin. The unheeded warnings turn out to be very real threats, and the simple trip goes horridly awry.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,583 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2002 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Faramir, Boromir - Complete
The Ring by ArwenStar914 reviews
The Ring's story.... from the Ring's point of view. Please r/r.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2001