hipsterJesushide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Homestuck. Hi! I'm hipsterJesus, but you can call me Jesus, Alpacka, or Icey. I have a Tumblr and mostly post Homestuck and general funny shiz. I'm a fan of Homestuck, and I also like anime such as Yugioh and Hetalia[the only ones I really ship in]. My major Homestuck ships are SolRox, Karezi, Erisol, and DirkRoxy, though I also ship DaveJade, JohnRose, Rosemary, Tavris, JakeJane, Meenah/Karkat, Mitula, Meenah/Arenea, Muelin/Kurloz, Kankri/Porrim[not much but it's there just a little, and this list is getting kinda long. I'll add any I think of. My 'major' ships are the ones I actively ship, otherwise it's not very actively shipped or I just kinda background it. Most of them aren't very important if their not major. My Hetalia ships are UsUk, PruCan, GerIta, and Spamano. My Yugioh ships are Puppyshipping[yeah it's a long, long story] and Thiefshipping. |
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15 Years by Daichan795 reviews
Alfred POV : "These love poems that I written for you, I worked so hard on, I've been sending them for 15 years. And still no reply. And still no reply." YAOI UsUk human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Hidden Sweets by Galythia reviews
Arthur has lived thirty years of his life with an adamant dislike for all things sweet. It made him sick to the stomach just to think about them. So when he gets drunk one day and wanders into Claire de Lune, a shop run by the up-and-coming pastry chef Alfred Jones, just what sort of life surprise lies in store for him? (Sweethearts Week 2013).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/10/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Silence please? by BurgersAndTea reviews
Alfred visits the library everyday, which is very unusual. What is he doing in a quiet place like that? USUK one shot. Human AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Boyfriend From America by thenamesiggykirkland reviews
"Mum, this is my boyfriend. He lives in America." (Slight mentions of RPing because let's face it, England and America are absolute dorks).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/8/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Something You Don't Need To See by thenamesiggykirkland reviews
All of Arthur's life, he'd wandered around without knowing what black or white or light or dark looked like. In fact, he didn't even know what red looked like. Or blue. Or green, or purple, or any other colour that could be named. Because Arthur was blind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/5/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Homestuck Truth or Dare by EuphoniumLove reviews
The kids, alpha kids, trolls, and ancestors all gather around for a game of truth or dare where the events are determined by you! Big thanks to hipsterJesus for being so helpful
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012
Inappropriate Bedtime Stories: As Told By Denmark by Rantzilla reviews
Now, kid, let me tell you a little story about your parents...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Body Image by thelivinggirl reviews
We don't see ourselves as beautiful, and that's fine - as long as there's another to see it for us.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Nordic Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
The third installment in my "Hearts" series. Finland and Sweden get their turn!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Mediterranean Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
A companion fic to "Hearts" This time, it's Spain and Romano's turn. Rated for Romano's mouth. human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/12/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Grand Duchy by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Tino would rather go to a terrible place/Russia than tell his boyfriend that he couldn't understand a good amount of the words coming from his mouth. :Sweden/Finland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
You Are Now Dave Strider, the New Kid reviews
When Dave and his bro move to a new town, he didn't expect to meet, yet alone fall in love with, someone with his freak eyes.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete