TheSlyGuyIsMine
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Joined 04-18-06, id: 1031173, Profile Updated: 12-26-11

Lets see where to begin.

My name: Is not important.

My age: Also not important.

Where I live: California.

What I look like: Human.

Favorites:

Books:

Harry Potter

Movies:

Harry Potter, Pirates Of the Carribean,

Vampire Movies, Phantom of the Opera

Colors:

Purple, Black, Green, Orange, Silver

Time:

Night

Animals:

Snakes, Horses, Cats, Dogs

Un-Favorites:

Fish(food form), Spiders

Random Quotes

"Fear the man who fights for love. Tremble in fear of the man that fights for love lost."

"Just because it's brown, doesn't make it pudding!"

"Just because it's crunchy, doesn't mean you should eat it!"

"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"

Harry Potter Quotes

" raco Dormiens Nunquam Titllandus " (Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon.)

"Someone call Satan because I think Hell just froze over."

Pirates of the Caribbean Quotes

"But why is the Rum gone?!"

"Why is the Rum always gone?!"

Quotes I Have Said

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you have tried."

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

" I’m not clumsy, I’m just very accident prone".

"Tell them I'm dead, I'm trying to write"

Other Movie Quotes

"Anyone else get the heeby-jeebies? No? Ok so shut up." (King Guy From Madagascar)

What I hate on FanFiction:

Snarry. You know who you are. I'm sorry but this particular ship is highly disturbing, in all possible means. Yes, very, very disturbing.

Have a nice day/night/century.

TheSlyGuyIsMine

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Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5508 - Favs: 5,849 - Follows: 3,132 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
War Of The Names by lasfallen-hope reviews
Funny draco ginny oneshot. enjoy the title says it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Dreams of Cinnamon and Snow by Winged One reviews
Sequel to Pale Memories and Dreams and noticably fluffier. Ginny and Draco, among others, have remained at Hogwarts after the War, and come to find that it's not easy to admit their feelings. But...not impossible, either.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4704 - Favs: 9,172 - Follows: 3,565 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Ron Dies Alone, Again by ShiverBoo reviews
ONESHOT Everyone's having a combined wedding. Well, except for Ron...he's alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Merlin, I'm Good by ShiverBoo reviews
ONESHOT. Pansy accuses Harry of cheating with Ginny, neither can trust each other, Ginny is planning something, and Draco and Hermione have some fun with whipped cream.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Something In The Water by ShiverBoo reviews
Humor. OneShot. Many gay sexual innuendos. Hermione and Draco may be the only straight couple at Hogwarts. That calls for an interesting story in itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ron Dies Alone by ShiverBoo reviews
ONESHOT. Realtionships between almost everyone., Harry has someone, Hermione has someone, Ginny has someone, but what about Ron?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Luck Of The Irish by ShiverBoo reviews
ONESHOT Our first cowritten piece. We hope you enjoy. This was just a bit of St. Patricks day humor. We each wrote a line, and then a story was born. Very random! Beware! PG13 for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete