Bilbo takes an arrow for Thorin. This is a short little ficclet I wrote inspired by a piece of fanart on Tumblr. The art is a piece by Kaciart and it can be found here: kaciart. tumblr. com /post /40494581818 Surprise! I added a Part 2! It may not be quite the continuation you want but I think it's pretty great. Enjoy!

Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.

Five times Bofur asked where Bilbo was. And two times he did not. Movieverse, bookverse. No slash.

Strong currents and rushing waves dragged thirteen barrels and an unlucky hobbit down a powerful stream of cold water.

The dwarves suffer a fright when, in the middle of their escape from Mirkwood, Bilbo collapses on them. Movieverse, bookverse. No slash.

Thorin despises rain with a passion, but one encounter on his way to work during the terrible downpour might have actually made him change his mind. A little Baggenshield fluff form me to you. :)

After Bilbo left Erebor, Bofur went back into the toy-making business. Missing his small friend, he makes a doll of Bilbo which becomes an instant hit among the dwarf children and the human children of Dale as well. When Bilbo finds out he's become a cute little mascot for the children of Erebor and Dale, he's less than impressed! Movieverse, AU. No slash.

Thorin "Oakenshield" Durin is leader of a superhero team called the Company. When Bilbo Baggins (a mild-mannered executive assistant) comes to them with startling news, Thorin and his team must face their toughest challenge yet. Can The Company defeat S.M.A.U.G. and make the city safe for everyone with powers? ('ships: Bagginshield, Dwori, Nofur). Updates Mon, Wed, and Fri!

An unfortunate injury on Bilbo's part has unexpected consequences. A Thilbo Romance. *Now Complete.*

Being a crossover scenario that doesn't actually involve Bilbo and John being the same person, or Sherlock and Smaug. Just a silly bit of fun.