NOTE:I have been away for about a year now, because we moved to an area where Internet wasn't an option (Yeah I know, I went into an isolation period of depression where I sat in my room and moped for about a month.) But now I'm back and ready to start wring again! To any of those fan I like to imagine I had at one point, get ready because I can feel my writing hand a'tingling! _ Most of this profile will stay the same but since a year has gone by you may notice my writing has changed a bit... not to worry, I think that it's for the better.

Hey, I decided to redo my entire profile because it's been a whole year of soul searching and my profile was wildly out of date. I had thought, a year ago, when I was told that Internet was no longer an option, that by the time I go tit back, I would have lost my loserish quality and moved onto bigger and better things. Don't get me wrong, I am proud to be an anime/manga obsessed fangirl, but only in my heart. .I'm perverted _) but that new friends have a type of aversion to my kind. I'm so sorry to all my fellow Naruto fangirls (and boys, sorry, I always forget the boys, few you may be), I'm truly scum for not standing up proudly and declaring my undying love for all things Naruto. sigh

Anyway, with that off my chest I should probably say a little about myself, although I'm pretty sure that I'm the only one who ever bothers to actually read these things (don't pretend you're here to hear my life story, I know you're only here to read one of my fics or see who my favorites are).

My name is actually Chelsea, although I find it boring to such a degree that I actively pursue nicknames, kind of like Sai, who can't let anything come naturally and must plot out everything. Unfortunately, the only things anyone has ever come up with are Fish, Chels, Chelsi-kins, BabyCakes, Chelsea Cakes, Death, Chelbe, and "Get out of my way.". Yes, I know, I too was disappointed, where were my mighty and unique nicknames that were designed specifically to let everyone know I was popular, beautiful, and perfect? I'll tell you, they were nowhere, and these ones are a far cry from my ideals.

No, I kid, really nicknames don't bother me so much, and anyway, that doesn't really say anything about me. In a nutshell, I'm an aspiring writer who likes to analyze and break down human kind. I'm a chameleon who can (and always does) highlight certain attributes of my personality to fit situations, groups, etc. (don't get me wrong, I don't condone behavior that I think is stupid or offensive. I'm against racism, sexism, hatred, and dramatized overreactions) I can't really be peer pressured because I'm snobbish in the way that I think I know everything about everyone and can outwit them by using their weaknesses against them. I don't trust easily, have a lot of little dirty secrets, lie to make things easier, and am a little materialistic. I'm also brutally honest about myself, and so, am able to accept faults in other people easily, I'm extremely liberal, currently a little estranged from structured religion but consider myself spiritual. I know I'm pretty compassionate, and if someone starts to cry, I'll haveto do whatever it takes to get them to stop. My friends are my greatest treasures and I wouldn't give them up for anything. I have unbelievably high standards, and think that's a good thing. I consider myself pretty mature, have a great relationship with my mother, not so great with my father, and average with my brothers. Besides writing my only other dream is to be a psychologist, I love giving advice and can have decades worth of patience, I like indulging difficult people and find them endlessly amusing. I love cats and snakes, and yes, you got it, I'm a boy on boy fangirl.

That is me, in a nut shell. Phew.

Anyway, I'm going to end with this, I love Naruto, like FruitsBasket and Love.Com. However, Naruto, no anime will ever replace you... probably because everyone knows that you and Sasuke are totally getting it on behind the scenes (come on, everyone knows that there is something going on between them).

What's on the Drawing Board

Not, really anything... I mean, I feel the need to write, the energy to write, it's just, the plot bunnies aren't biting right now, you know? I'm working on an old fic I started a while ago, but it's seriously out dated to where the Naruto manga is at the moment... and is almost too off for the anime too. Still, I'm trying to adjust it to make a little sense, but I'm afraid it might have to take an entirely different path from the manga/anime. Plus, I don't feel as if I've sweated enough creative juices into it yet... almost as if I give it to you now, it would be like giving you a turkey skeleton without any of the meat. It's a multi-chapter fic, which is probably what's posing the biggest problem, and I'm having tons of difficulties with stuff like past or present tense, POV, and other such nonsense. Add that to the fact that I no longer know where the hell it's going anymore and you'll see that the author is pulling her hair out by the roots.