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Anyway, I've Been There by Caleb Nova reviews
It's the same place they left, but Dipper and Mabel aren't the same kids who left it. A story of the uneven after: new friends, new family, and the promise of a new tomorrow. (Gradual Dipcifica, Mystery Twins bonding, family ties, weird science, and the Power of Friendship—anthyding can hadplen!) [part two: 'new summer season' in progress]
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 205,789 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 3/22/2016 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] Mabel P., Soos - Complete
Narwhals and Nachos by Starcofan4ever reviews
A series of one-shots between Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz. Warning! This story contains Starco and a few steamy/lemon chapters. The image cover is not mine. (Although, I wish it was!)
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,866 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 6/2/2017 - Marco D., Star B. - Complete
A Collection of Sad Stories by jolleIQ reviews
A collection of sad and tragic stories from the show Star vs. The Forces of Evil. Latest Story: O Sleep, O Sleep, my Daughter Dear. ACCEPTING ideas and prompts.
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 11/4/2017 - Star B., Marco D., Jackie L. T., Toffee
Love and Other Things by more bottle caps reviews
There are just so many things you can do to love and other things when it came to Star and Marco. A series of one shots that are sure to keep you asking for more.
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,867 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/26/2017 - Published: 8/2/2017 - Star B., Marco D.
5 Ways to Say 'I Love You' by heyits.reagan reviews
Set after the events of Battle for Mewni. Totally, completely Starco.
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 8/12/2017 - [Star B., Marco D.] - Complete
Blood Moon Chronicles by LordBucketHead reviews
A series of one-shots all about the fluffy relationship of Star and Marco!
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 7/5/2017 - [Star B., Marco D.]
Pacifica's Last Wish by lennoxmacduffes reviews
Set two weeks after Not What He Seems. Dipper felt great disappointment when the Author locked himself in the basement. He decided to go monster hunting and find the answers himself. Pacifica is puzzled for her recent behaviour after the Northwest party and seeks answers in the Shack. [Plotline: Dipifica Romance] [Mostly K plus; Rated T for certain scenes][Trilogy based episodes]
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 246,886 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 2/11/2016 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] Mabel P.
Dipifica Shorts by Viceroy Elf reviews
Sometimes I write things, and sometimes these things are about Dipper and Pacifica and I'm deeply sorry about that. Fluff inside. Please consider that everything before chapter 8 was written before 'Northwest Mansion Mystery' and may seem out of context with the show.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,860 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 11/14/2014 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] - Complete
Forever Love by TiPoLover 22 reviews
A boy Pacifica hates is coming to visit and he is completely in love with her. Pacifica thinks that if he sees her with a boyfriend, he'll lose interest. Dipper is very surprised and confused that she picks him to be said boyfriend, but as he spends time with her, he soon gets to know who she really is. 1st Gravity Falls Fanfic. No flames Please. 8yr old sister gave me the title.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,163 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Dipper P., Pacifica N. - Complete
The Dark Shadows That Haunt Me by thomaspheasant reviews
Pacifica finally stood up to her parents and helped destroy the ghost that haunted their family by letting in ALL of gravity falls into the party. But what consequences will she have from her parents for her actions? This is a dark story of how Dipper learns that Pacificas life as a Northwest isn't as luxurious as he thought. In fact, its a total nightmare. Dipifica/Dipcifica
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,891 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 5/20/2015 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] Mabel P., Grunkle Stan - Complete
Dinner at Littorio's by IndigoProphecy reviews
For Artemis, the evening was an exercise in reading people. For Holly, it was an exercise in tolerating Artemis, that sneaky mud twerp. The couple from the other table Artemis was picking on suddenly looked alarmingly familiar. Holly panics. A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Dipper's Five Shades of Pacifica by mdizzle reviews
No relation to any Fifty Shades crap! Pacifica goes in to the woods to try and clear her head about her emotional problems when she meets an old gypsy woman who sells her a potion to deal with them. And now there's five different versions of Pacifica running around. Who could they possibly turn to for help? Why Dipper Pines of course. Dipcifica. picture taken WITH permission
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,729 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] - Complete
Let Me Clarify by carpenoctem22 reviews
It's the Pines twins' fifth summer in Gravity Falls when Pacifica feels the need to defend herself: she does not have a blatantly obvious thing for Dipper Pines. Honest. Who likes nerds who wear the same hat for five years anyways, no matter how tall they've gotten?
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Dipper P., Pacifica N. - Complete
An Interesting Discovery by Selacha reviews
While spending some time together during a rainy evening with Holly, Artemis discovers something interesting about fairy anatomy. Oneshot. Shameless A/H fluffy fun.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Invictus by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH post-TLG SPOILERS 'The evening light poured in from the western-facing window to cast a shadow over her features...'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2012 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
The Aphrodite Curse by Jessica-X reviews
"Any minute now, he's going to ask what's wrong with me... and what am I going to be able to answer him?" While Artemis is treated at the J. Argon Clinic, he and Holly become closer than ever. Not that the People are too happy about it. :COMPLETE!:
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,279 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] Angeline F., Butler - Complete
Happy Reading by Aleauxvander reviews
Apparently she tasted like, of all things, soy-ice cream. But of course Artemis would know, wouldn't he?... A lesson in taste, lust, sex and pointless novels. Artemis/Holly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Prey by wolfraven80 reviews
ArtemisxHolly. Post-TAC. "When Artemis woke, he was not surprised to find a pair of eyes –- one hazel, one blue –- fixed on him."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2011 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
The Greatest Gift by Belzzz reviews
What do you give to the elf who turned your life around? What should that gift say? How can one gift make amends for past mistakes and pave the way for a future? Is Artemis willing to give the up the one thing he holds more precious than gold?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Another Time by Lli reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Ghost!Root makes an appearance at Fowl Manor with some unexpected news. Written weeks before Kit's contest prompt but, now that I think of it, oddly applicable. A/H fluff though, you have been warned. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Penny for Your Thoughts by wolfraven80 reviews
Post TAC. Contains SPOILERS for The Atlantis Complex. Sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot. Or not...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/13/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
The First Day by little0bird reviews
The first year after the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 251,033 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
TBR: Those Little Incidents by Forever Day reviews
TBR entry-ish : Four incidents. And as everyone knows, four is a very bad number.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
This Time by Lli reviews
Another one-shot about "embarrassing confessions of love" but less with the embarrassing, more with the vaguely tragic. Alas! Only one submission for the TBR contest, or this would have gone in there too.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Dandelions by ArmedWithAPen reviews
Holly teaches Artemis of the workings of the universe through dandelions. Artemis/Holly. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Superstition by kris932 reviews
“Some legends are just legends Artemis.” “Then you should have nothing to fear. “ he replied as he reached to hand her one of the acorns.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
First Kiss by Aleauxvander reviews
A simple conversation about kissing turns to, well, something bigger. Holly forgot momentarily that Artemis, regardless of his mental capabilities, was still just a man and every man had his breaking point. Apparently, she was his . Artemis/Holly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
All in Pieces on His Bedroom Floor by Lli reviews
About as dark as I can get, mild swearing. Holly panics and breaks something fragile. Ten years later, she's still doing self-imposed penance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
In The Closet by Lli reviews
Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Seen In A Certain Light by Lli reviews
After an extraordinary event, can one return to an ordinary life? Holly, at least, is determined to try. And, needless to say, everyone pitches in to help - regardless of whether or not she wants them to.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,699 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Problem by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH There are many things that can bring two people together. Sometimes all it takes is a problem.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Misunderstanding by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH The infamous Artemis Fowl and the legendary Captain Holly Short: since he'd begun working at the LEP he'd always thought there was something unusual about them, but it was only when he got to see it with his own eyes that the pieces fell into place.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,109 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
A Family Tradition by Lli reviews
Based off the myth of Cupid and Psyche and featuring just about everyone we know and love plus some we don't, as well as aparating!Root, my first ever attempt at older!Artemis, and enough classical allusions to keep even Keats happy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,106 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
In the Words of Ginevra Molly Potter by thejealousone reviews
The Autobiography of Ginny Weasley. Her point of view from book one to book seven and beyond, complete with missing moments and everything. Over 800 reviews and nearly 130,000 hits! Written before December 1, 2007. Last Updated August 16, 2008.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 206,370 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The New Beginning by Peacockgirl reviews
*Completed!*~Authors Note and Thanks Yous added~This is Will and Lyra's story 5 years after The Amber Spyglass, when Will finds a new way to travel between worlds. But a future together is not without obsticles. 12th Chapter up! Please read and review!
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,361 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2002 - Published: 3/11/2001 - Complete
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