The Lady Shannon-
The Mistress of the Costumes, the Lady of the Manor, the Most Likely to be Found Arguing with the History Teacher over the Facts of the French Revolution.
(Teacher: After all, it was Napoleon who said 'after me, the deluge-'
Shannon: *shoots hand up* Nuh-uh, it was Louis the XV!)
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