As you may have guessed... I am The Frying Pan. Yes, you've got that right, I am the wacko piece of metal that you stick on the stove and cook pancakes on, and the key to the method of torture that certain people *coughChiChicough* use to torment others, I am *goes on forever*.

If that hasn't scared you off (which it obviously hasn't as you are reading this), then you ought to be commended for your outwright insanity and/or tremendous tolerance for crazy inanimate objects like me.

I like DBZ (and I write it), and I also quite like the games 'Golden Sun' and 'Golden Sun: The Lost Age'. If you have not seen DBZ, then go watch it, and if you have not played the Golden Sun games (or at least one of them) then go out, buy it, and play it. If you have not seen DBZ or played Golden Sun then I have absoloutly no idea as to HOW you've gotten here, let alone why you've decided to venture into this realm of... erm... zaniness. But hell. Go watch DBZ and play Golden Sun anyway.

A bit about me. I'm from Canada (yes, we DO happen to have more than one road) and proud of it... I like angsty fics, humor fics, and any fics that involve the torturing of Gohan. Know any good ones? Great. Email them to me.

Now... I have a muse. Goten.

Goten: Hi. I'm a muse.

FP: Yes. Yes you are.

Goten: What's a muse?

FP: A muse is someone who has idiotic conversations with other muses and the author in bios, at the beginnings/ends of fics and yeah... that's about it.

Goten: Oh.

Yes, now isn't he just cute? Uh huh. I think so too. ^_^ Now go on and read my fics... To find them, look a bit ways down from here. If you're directionally challenged.. then... er... I can't help you. Get someone who isn't to help you.