Hi, our name is Normal Flesh Guy. We are a pair of losers.

Welcome to "My Japan Dream" the anime/CD Drama series that we envisioned. Episode 5 coming to you once we make episode 1.

Current residence: Under a bridge

Age: 18.5 That's the average of our ages

Siblings: That would be us.

Gender: XY and XX

Height: Who really cares. We're on the short side

Fav Color: Brown

Least Fav Color: Brown

Fav food: Scabs.

Least Fav food: Water.

Talents: Hoping for one

Inept talents: Writing fanfiction

Fav people: Brown

Least fav people: Brown

"My Japan Dream" Episode 33.5 OVA#2

There I was, standing in a pit full of yesterday's dreams. A pit full of broken pencils and dirty razors.

I had to make a choice.

Eat or be eaten.

I picked up that razor, all covered in rust and old cream. I held the razor, my hand quivering, the edge gleaming from the light of 4 red suns, and I held it to my chest. I thought of my mother, and my father, and my aunt, and my dinner. Then, with a tear and a whimper, I thrust the blade down.

Washeen*

My fur fell in clumps, and I shed my old self. Donning a collared shirt and khakis, I climbed out of the pit and into Japan.

I was a gorilla no more.

The End.

Next time on "My Japan Dream"

Me vs. Flame Emperor Ozai