I'm TJ. It's nice to meet you.

I like crafting, writing, band, and being around the lovely people I call my friends. I hate vegetables, spiders, and meanies. Grr.

Bands: Mumford & Sons, Simon & Garfunkel, The Lumineers, David Bowie, My Chemical Romance, The Smiths, Ingrid Michaelson

Though nothing will drive them away

We can beat them, just for one day

We can be Heroes, just for one day

Band Quotes

"That sounds like marshmallows from the clouds. I want razor blades from hell!"

"Left, left, my wife left me with 28 kids and only 3 hamburgers left, left."

"You're more confused than a cow on astroturf."

"It's like a bunch of cats singing Star Trek in the bathtub."

"If you happen to get struck by lightning, raise your hand for assistance immediately."

"Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away."

"I don't care if an insect the size of your MOTHER lands on your shoulder and sucks the blood out of your eyeball- YOU DO NOT MOVE AT ATTENTION."

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?" and our drumline captain yelled without hesitation,"He's a marine and he kills people, sir!"

"What, did you think the stand fairy was going to come and bring you a stand?"

“We are not shopping for Ho-Ho’s at Wal-Mart!”

Message me if you need advice, a purple flying cow, or story analysis. Or if you just wanna chat. Chatting is good. =)

STORIES

Here We Go Again: A bit under construction, my writing has changed and I'm polishing it before I can figure out what I can do with the story. I'd muchly appreciate feedback so I can know what you, the reader, would like to see.