I'm not quite sure what the title has to do with the story at all, but there you have it. Follow the adventures of Harry as he transforms from the loveable selfsacrificing bluegreen eyed boy we all know to the sultry, moody, EMO!

Harry's just an emo kid trying to get by while the whole world's out to get him. Then in comes the MySpace whores, Draco in drag, xStraightxEdgex, plot holes, bleeding hearts and... Hawthorne Heights?[Parody!]

*ABANDONED* Ginny Weasley is alone in the world after the war. Draco Malfoy is determined to make her his.

Left in a dark and wet dungeon far away from everything the only person Ginny can count on his the person that put her there: the right hand of Voldemort, the Slytherin's prince, Draco Malfoy.

He wanted her but she hated him. She fell in love with him and he broke her heart. Now, eleven years later they have to live under the same roof. Will love bring them together or will the walls built over the years keep them apart?

Three months after graduating, Ginny arrives at St. Mungos. During an interview, a psychiatrist unveils Ginny's past year with Draco: from their first kiss to her final words to him: Avada Kedevra. [SERIES]

So, Sirius dies, right? Ok, so what if Harry turned into an emo kid? Ah, just something I came up with. Bad words and attempted suicide, kids. P.S. Oneshot

Draco wants to use Ginny to get Hermione. Things don't go according to plan. How boring and cliche of a summary.

What exactly do Sirius and Remus consider a drinking song?

Completed. A myth from 1877's leads Ginny and Draco to imprison the bodies of two lovers.

What happens when dumbledore,mcgonagall ,harry ,hermione ,ron fred,george,trelaweny,lupin and snape play truth or dare? Will there be any forbbien love in this game or will the dirtyest secrets be told .