Profile

Monikers: Pax, Lazarus Vale, The Jester of Fools
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Location: Texas

Overarching Disclaimer

I do not own anything that I write about except for what is obviously mine (I.E. OCs.). I merely write for fun, not profit.

"There is no sin, except for stupidity." -Oscar Wilde

If you give a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and let them work for a thousand years, you'll get Shakespeare. If you give one monkey a pen, give him five minutes, and then shoot him, the reflexes of his hand twitching while dying will give you the average yaoi story on Fanfiction.net- Evilshroom

"For all the sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are there: It might have been." -John Greenleaf Whitter

“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.” Unknown

"In our own way, authors are more powerful than gods, for we decide what even gods do." Unknown

"Of course, even such a charming and devilishly handsome young man such as himself could wear out his welcome. He knew when he wasn't wanted. He could take a hint. The banner the scientists had strung up across the Stargate declaring "Go Away, Magical Hobgoblin!" was completely unnecessary." -Mistress Nika, Super Transdimensional Battle Wizard Hero Force

Favorite Story

l_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _l- This honestly has to be one of my favorite stories of all time, I actually wasn't going to read it at first because it had no title, no summary, and just looked like a waste of space. But when I read it; pure magic, if a little confusing. I highly recommend this to anyone wishing for a deep, insightful read. It's the last story under 'Favorite Stories'.