AU, SaitouTokio, WIP. The oddball romance that almost never was. CH. 39: Fish and Visitors. Rated for language and situations.

Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!

A series of Coulda Been Shinobi'sGuides. All of the stories that didn't meet my requirements for Guide status ended up here. Enjoy!

YGO/HP Crossover A vacation trip to England lands Yugi, Ryou, and Malik in Hogwarts where they will have to use their powers to help defeat the Dark Lordl, but things aren't easy, especially when the wizards don't think they trust these ancient powers.

What started out as a convenient enough arrangement for the both of them could spiral into something more. A Gaara and Ino romance fic.

Their eternity is a falling petal, an ivory ribbon, a glimpse of outstretched wings. Collection of Nejiten and Team Gai one shots in narutoverse.

A series of drabbles set before High Maintenance. Because getting there is half the fun.

Inogaa GaaIno One day, when Ino is closing up shop, she finds Gaara passed out and sick in the street. Slight spoilers for second story arch. Inogaara or Gaaraino

"The hitokiri who says ni" -thanks to Shihali! Dialogue and situations liberally adapted from various Monty Python routines.

A man they named the Battosai struggles with his sanity as he kills time and time again for a revolution in the present times, but will the decision to not kill a witness, a child, save him where he's come up short? Or will she only hinder him?KK

A series of Kenshin and Kaoru request drabbles.

L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.

Battousai, an elite assassin of the rebel force has been captured and marked a dead man. However, at the night of his trial his presence triggers a chain of buried memories within a certain blue eyed princess who breaks decorum to bargain for his life.

Kaoru has just had her heart broken by the rurouni, and is determined not to break because of it. However...Battousai has been unleashed, and he wants Kaoru. All of Kaoru.

After a bargain for her freedom goes awry, Kaoru finds herself bound to her cousin's husband. She is taken to his country to save her life. However, an old danger awaits... BK

Revenge is something the hitokiri lives by. But when the Hitokiri Battousai promised revenge, he never realized just how easily one sad, despairing girl could make him forget his promise. DISCONTINUED - 8/06/08.

[KxK] Kenshin is ripped from the spiritual realm and tossed to Earth to die. However, things don't turn out as planned when one Kamiya Kaoru finds a certain redheaded ethereal being in her dojo yard...

Because sometimes, people need to take a moment to go "WTF?", even in this morose fandom. Fourth wall need not apply. Spoilers and crack like whoa.

Kenshin, a magician, discovers Kaoru working as a fortune teller at a Ren. Faire. Knowing she has more potential than that, he directs her to his old Master for teaching.

In an underworld where humans are free to come and go, Kaoru is willing to do anything to save her dying people... Even if it means she will be owned by the notorious Battousai of the human world... BK

AU. Fearing that he was losing his girlfriend, Kenshin was determined to do anything to regain Kaoru's attention ... even if it meant taking kendo lessons. Part II up!

Angered by a foolish dare, Kaoru enters the Elf Queen's forest to retrieve a rose. However, the guardian of the forest, a mortal man like herself, steals her heart. What will she do to rescue him? Based on the Ballad of Tam Lin.

Shizune is relaxing in the woods when an injured man stumbles across her path. It turns out to be Kabuto. Against her better judgement she treats him but he treats her to a side of him she was not expecting.

England. 1821. She’s a painter who has lost her meaning in life. He’s a former sea captain trying to redeem himself for past sins. The collision of their lives leads the pair down an unexpected path. [KK]

[will be edited soon, yaoi] A Harry Potter YuGiOh crossover. Professor Albus Dumbledore is in Domino City, where he senses a powerful, destructive magic... An AU of the fifth year.

Upon Light's refusal to do so, L decides to work off the clock in order to obtain a confession from Misa. How far will he go to prove his case? And will this mean the end of Kira? [Misa x L]

Drabble 33: Best Laid Plans. Hidan asks questions. He gets answers. He hates his job. Spoilers for current chapter 329. Addicted to crack? Need a quick fix? Supplying you with pure, sweet crack since 1889.

Swordspirit, Crowley, and a Witch on the run. Never go gambling with Sano. Sequel to Blades of Blood.

Kenshin's life changes in the blink of an eye, as when he wakes up, realizes 4yrs have passed. Continuation of Echoes . . . Set four years after the hitokiri reemerged. OCC warning for deviation from canon

Naruto just wants to go home. Kakashi just wants to find him. Enter Akatsuki. Enter Sound ninjas. Enter the freakshow. Naruto is exposed to the world outside of Konoha and Kakashi remembers why he avoids it.

A tired, stressed mind is a mind just waiting for a chance to be distracted.

Tenten, Weapons Mistress. She uses weapons of all kinds, conventional and unconventional, ranging from anvils to stuffed teddy bears. And you'd better believe that she can. Series of vignettes 5: Paper, AKA: Read or Die

Harry Potter Xover. Book 5. Years after the young hitokiri's encounter with a werewolf, he becomes pulled into modern England, at none other than Hogwarts School. What is Dumbledore's plan for the rurouni?

It is a time of war and revolution: feudal lords all vie for power and bloodshed stains the fields of Japan. Only a pawn in the backstage of intrigue, Kaoru cannot decide what she despises the most: her position in life or the man who will not let her be.

GaaIno. Takes place after my other fic Flowers for Gaara. After everything they have been through, what will happen? Gaara and Ino's story continued! [One shot]

One part liquor, one part pride, two parts Fate, and a splash of serendipity...

The problem in trying to keep life outside college private is that you're never the only one involved.

Sometimes the best way to end a fight is a little harmless espionage among friends.

GaaIno. That's Gaara X Ino. It's Spring time, a time of love and blooming flowers. Romance is everywhere, except with a lonely flower shop worker. Could she ever find something special in a certain redhead? [COMPLETED]

In a world with no morals, survival is the key. Can Kaoru get out alive? Can she save Battousai? BK

For the first time in seventeen years, Sano's most precious tradition has been unforgivably disrupted by someone he thought he could trust.

So says Neji in his never-ending quest to angst, "I SHALL OUT-ANGST YOU ALL" Now with 10 percent more depressing poetry!

OneShot. More than just the heat of a summer afternoon is washed away when Kaoru confronts Kenshin with her feelings. Rated 'M' for mature content.

Itachi hasn't got enough money for rent! His answer? Why, steal Kakashi's underpants of course! A bombshell is about to hit the fair town of Konohagakure... and nobody is safe, not even the Akatsuki themselves!

Love. Like whipped cream, sometimes you have to beat it outta them. Or completely and totally shock 'em. [Oneshot, Nejiten]

[DISCONTINUED] Modern AU. [He spent seven years in 'Nam. He was a contract assassin: they sent him out with a list and when he returned with all the names crossed off, they gave him another one...]

A series of ficlets exploring the relationship between Kenpachi and Yachiru. Hopefully WAFFy, definitely fluffy and usually funny.

Light is bored and on a date with Misa. L, of course, is tagging along. First of the Divergent Idea Series. Heavy LMisa, Medium MisaLight, Light LightLLight

A series of short, random stories about Uzumaki Naruto growing up with his father, Yondaime Hokage.

When Kaoru and Misao, both talented young authors, become obsessed with a world of their own creating, they are cut off from the world around them. Is it, however, worth it? AU oneshot

Kaoru's older sister Megumi has always been obsessed with dolls. But one day when she gets a doll that comes with swords, Kaoru finds her hands and mind full of things she never considered before. KxK, BxTxA

Kaoru hated how the fictitious legend of Battousai made her people weak, but more than that she hated how the man behind the legend wanted to claim her for his own. BK. AU, not present day.

Somehow, in a far off universe, Jiraiya manages to pull Orochimaru and Sakumo along for a camping trip. However, they soon find out that camping trips are deadly and that you get a souvenier for five months. Fear the onbaa.

[Gai's dead, not gone. Breathe. Don't forget to breathe.] Lee's POV.What happens when there's nothing left to breathe? Character death, general HMR angstyness.

To put it bluntly, I'm a bad guy. I'm not the kind of person you should know. I'm not the one for you. [Oneshot,AU,KxK]

[KK] In a time when people were divided into social classes, dictated by strict religion and bounded by the code of the samurai, two amazing lovers break all the rules known to society for the sake of their forbidden love. Chap13 &1 4 UP! slight LIME

Summary: One question leads to Shikamaru giving out dating advice at the Ichiraku. Will his advice help the guys or just make it worse? ShikaIno SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ChoTema KibaOC ShinoOC LeeOC GaaraOC KakaAnko

Hugue is on a stake out with Tres and Abel. Hilarity ensues. Hugue learns a lesson of love. RandR!

[Team Gai ficlet] A short ficlet that tells of the bonds of youth that hold the members of Team Gai together. [Slight NejixTenten]

With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.

Set after ch. 238. Shizune discovers Kabuto in the Konoha hospital, with a strange request for help.

spinoff from Shirou Shinjin's Trading Places. Kenshin and Kaoru are dressed up as each other. Which of them is better at impersonating the other? Go read Trading Places first!

Konoha has survived multiple wars, raids, betrayals, and even a rampaging demon. But still, most believe it wouldn't survive a day with Uzumaki Naruto as Rokudaime. Written for the 20 truths lj community.

A hodgepodge of stories about Hatake Kakashi and Rin. Comes in such flavors as romance, angst, and humor. Written for the insertphrase lj community.

At the last minute, officer Kamiya Kaoru is forced to go undercover as a model for a big photo shoot. To help her, three other officers make up her team. Challenged with duty, love and crazy situations what is a female officer to do? KaoKen

A very, very drunk hitokiri finds someone to talk to in the most unlikely of people...

At 14, Kenji's a rude little punk! He meets a creep at a roadside noodle stand, and then finds the place he's been looking for... another look at how Hiko meets Kenji. two random oneshots strung together. Two or three impolite words.

Kenji's four years old and starting to display some serious potential... Kaoru's optimistic but Kenshin doesn't like it. Cutehappy family fic, but has a few serious moments.

[Neji x Tenten] Sasuke and Tenten, on a date? Neji is not happy, not in the least. And of course, it's all Naruto's fault. No, really. It is.

Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.

Their sensei’s first thought was, I love them already—but his first words were, “Kakashi, get your foot off Obito’s head.” [Team Yondaime 20 Truths style]

She's such a sweet thing.

[Hinted Misa x L drabble.] Misa bought chocolates for Valentine’s. Despite having the right words said to her by the wrong person, she still had to smile.

Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...

Her love was his only dream he was the reason for all her dreams.

As the title says. Sasuke can’t believe he has bad vision! Major crack and randomness.

Lies surround both of their lives. Both were supposed to be dead. She was once under his protecton, now she is claimed as his possession. But will it stay that way? [bk]

Sequel to The Cutting Edge. The ladies go to the Aoiya for an indepth discussion about the swords of Saito, Hiko, and the Juppongatana! Another dirty humourous one shot.

He was distracting her but she started it. [ShikaxIno]

AU: Five years after the bicycle lesson incident, Hinamori gets to repay the favour by teaching Hitsugaya how to play the piano, all because he stubbornly chose to attend the same school as she does. Sequel to 'Of bicycle lessons and icecream'.

Occasionally on long missions, Team 7 gets to sleep indoors. Unfortunately for Team 7, they usually have to share a room.

[ONESHOT] They both knew what was going on. ShikaIno.

Three snowgulls, two tiger seals, one penguin and a Fire Nation Prince. The trials of Sokka. [complete, no pairings]

Neji is feeling deprived. Lee isn't helping. Tenten, however, is just plain confused.

AU. Itachi did not murder his clan but has found another way to measure his capacity. [Chapter 14: “...it’s the same... even here...”]

[ONESHOT] What began as a nice day for Kaoru and Kenshin, turned into a nightmare...I suppose the name explains it all...

After waking up from an untested jutsu, Naruto begins to act strangely. He says that he is the Yondaime. What's going on!

Mana won't stop writing to Bakura. She also sends him artwork and teases him about only being worth two bags of barley. What's a thief to do? Oneshot,Pharaoh AtemXTKB,TKBxMana.

It's old news. Ino and Shikamaru. Shikamaru and Ino. Yeah. It's old news. [oneshot]

Kamiya Kaoru was never normal with her strange dreams and Wicca, but after she's orphaned she is sent to live in a house that may require her more...spectral...abilities. DISCONTD as of 8/06/08.

[Oneshot, genfic] The toddlers of Konoha argue over whose daddy is truly the best. Features Uchiha Kisho, Uzumaki Arashi, Hyuuga Sasame, and Nara Shikatori.

Kaoru's all alone and bored at the dojo. So when she comes across Kenshin's defenseless pink gi, it all goes downhill from there…

[ON HIATUS]Kaoru and Kenshin meets each other in a hospital, but then Kenshin moves away. Now, Kaoru is a new student in a new school. Her father is still alive and everyone ignores Kenshin aside from Kendo... What does Kaoru do?

[Oneshot, Team Seven Friendship] At two AM in the morning, some things are a whole lot clearer.

A fic that aims to take a lot of cliches about Naruto's possible relatives and, well, chuck them out the window. With a vengance.

AU. A marriage with a Himura, the son of their enemy? Kaoru wants nothing to do with it. She will do all she can to avoid it. One night, she flees her family estate. And meets a certain red haired boy.

In a world where monsters roam city streets, a mildmannered New Yorker has just picked up a blade called Battousai... Modern AU, based off the NightLife RPG. Complete.

“Ino…dear,” Shikamaru groaned, “I didn’t mean for him to pick up on it…it just sort of happened…I guess…” A ShikaIno Oneshot.

[ONE SHOT] Kenshin and Sano are newly blood suckers! Real suckers though...

Death was his Life, Blood his Sanity, Lust his Addiction, Power his Obsession, and Love his immortal and tempting Enemy. After 175 years of isolation, Battousai walks among the Living once more, intent on reclaiming his Enemy.

During the revolution, Battousai finds a little girl practicing Kendo in the middle of the night and can't help but stop to talk to her. Will a chibi Kaoru be able to prove to the hitokiri that he isn't as bad as he thinks he is? KK fluff

Two children grew up loving each other before they knew what such words meant. Until one day, a cold wind from the North blew through town and stole the boy from the girl... Kenshin and Kaoru.

Misamisa buys herself an EZ Bake oven so she can make a Chocolate Strawberry Fondue Muffin for her beloved Raito-kun, but....

Misa is bored one night, and conducts... A scientific experiment, if you can call it that. "Drastic measures", more specifically... MisaL? RaitoL? MisaRaito? Who knows?

An injury Kenshin recieves nearly causes his death, but instead, the Kenshin-Gumi are whisked back in time where Battousai is the most feared man in all of Japan. Why were they brought here and what if they accidently change history?

On the first night that Kaoru was forced to work at a teahouse as a prostitute, she met the Battousai. Would the two be able to heal each other and save what was left of the other's innocence as they crossed paths? BK

One-shot. The death of Tenten and Neji. [NejixTenten]

Not your normal fluff. Kaoru wakes up from an unpleasant dream, ready to seek Kenshin for consolation when she realizes that he hasn’t come home yet. Unbeknownst to her, amber eyes glow in the shadow of her room, waiting to give her a surprise.

Kaoru possess a secret power and is the government's weapon in killing Shishio. She is guarded by her bodyguard, Kenshin, and a romance begins to blossom. But how can love survive when he does not know the true secrets behind Kaoru's strange powers?

Orochimaru is NOT a virgin. [oneshot]

ShinoHina drabble for a fic challenge. While training in the forest, Shino's father tries to find the woman in the heart of the block of ice that is his son.

[One-shot ShikaIno] Shikamaru may be a lot more dirty-minded than we think. It’s always the quiet ones, after all... right? Ino recounts to her friends how she got together with Shikamaru.

Is there a pair more dysfunctional than Sasuke and Sakura? Neji and Tenten share a conversation about Konoha’s favorite couple and learn a little more about themselves in the process. Light one-shot.

Fairy tales were always childish and cute, and then as we grew up, we realized what they really meant and how wrong we were. (Neji-centered; One-shot)

CHAPTER 9 UP! Little collisions can make a big impact, especially when a certain stubborn red-haired lawyer and equally frustrating doctor tend to do the colliding. AU (alternate universe), KxK pairing

The Yamanakas and the Naras are up to something. But Ino and Shikamaru aren't privy to their scheme. What could it be? ShikaIno [ONGOING]

Team Kakashi vs. Team Asuma vs. Team Kurenai in a Viva La Bam style scavenger hunt. Now with added weird.

Yugi, Tea, Seto and Mokuba visit Bayville... chaos ensues. Crossover with XMen Evolution.

Makimachi Misao had no idea when Takani Megumi suggested that they be partners in crime, that it meant she'd have to learn to look like it too. Chapter 2: SESSIONS WITH A FOX MONSTER KxK, AxM, SxM

Kaoru is the maiden, guess who the dragon is. Reposted with a new chapter.

When the rain brings up memories darker than Kenshin's for Kaoru, Battousai emerges. Can he help her, or is she too torn?

Ever wanted to sum up the series for a friend? Look no further. The gist of the Rurouni Kenshin Anime. The sagas in a nutshell. ...Or less. (**Tales of the Meiji now posted!**)

Poor Voldemort receives a Howler from his grandchildren-obsessed Mummy. Can he placate his mother, keep his Guy Fawkes Day plans and boost his karma all in one day? Not likely. Features snakes, laundry, and Truly Evil Baby Photos. New chapter uploaded!

If all the scenery were just cheap fakes, and the characters nicely paid. If all of Kyoto were a studio lot...what kind of a mess would be made?

It's that really great episode -- which has been rehashed to death -- but with more pithy dialogue! (NOTE: If this entry seems familiar, it's because I removed my original for formatting and typo correcting.)

Nothing gets in the way of a scheming tanuki, much less a helpless rurouni.

Lost and confused, Kaoru wanders into a bar one night. After a deep conversation with the bartender she discovers some uncomfortable truths about her feelings. She undertakes a journey to Kyoto to polish her swordsmanship and find her answers... in Kyoto.

At thirteen, he could read four different languages, could wield his kodachi with more expertise than grown men, could possibly be the next okashira ... but he couldn't multiply eighteen by nine. That is, until a four-year-old rephrased it for him.

A crossover between RK and the original faery tale